THE REEFS OF EARTH








THE REEFS
OF EARTH
R. A. Lafferty

To Slay the Folks
and Cleanse the Land



Nowhere in all the worlds was there a more fearless family than the
Dunlantys. And the Dulanty children had such towering intrepidity as
to leave even their elders gasping.
Then what was it on this one world – the one on which the
children themselves happened to be born – that so scared them
Listen people, creatures, devices, entities, it was the meanest world
in all the universes! It’d have spooked you, too.
We don’t know why anyone would want to visit it. We sure don’t
know why anyone would want to be born on it. But the children hadn’t
been able to control their place of birth.
Sometimes traveling people will be talking together. They will say
how good it is in some places and how bad it is in others. And,
sooner or later, one of them is bound to mention it. “Talk
about really being out in the boondocks!” he will say, “there’s
a little planet named Earth –“


There were six children, or seven if you counted Bad John. At that
time they lived in the Big Shanty, and they told stories at night. It
was their way of exorcising all the bleakness of Earth. It was
whistling in the dark. A pace like Earth will wilt the flesh off your
bones unless you can make fun of it, or treat its persons and places
as no worse than ghosts and ghost places.


This is the story that Elizabeth told.
“There was this picture of a man that looked at you. A Puca man
and woman had just come to Earth, and they thought they should have
some Earth things around their house so people wouldn’t suspect
them. They bought the picture and hung it up in the hall downstairs,
and went upstairs to bed. But they couldn’t sleep for thinking
about the spooky thing.
“‘It bothers me the way the man in the picture looked at
one with those green eyes,’ the woman said. ‘They’re
not green, they’re brown,’ the man said. ‘Damn this
crazy world where everything’s wooly!’ ‘You are
wooly yourself,’ the woman said, ‘his eyes are green.’
They went down to see, and the man in the picture’s eyes were
brown, but the woman knew they had been green the first time. They
went back upstairs to bed.
“‘We shouldn’t have bought it,’ the woman
said. ‘He looks like a madman with all that red hair.’
‘It isn’t red, it’s black,’ the man said.
‘Let’s go down and settle this thorny business.’
They went down to see, and it was black; but the woman knew it had
been red the first time. Things like that shiver you when they keep
happening. ‘I’ve known haunted houses,’ the woman
said, ‘but this is a haunted world.’ They went back
upstairs and went to bed.
“‘Another thing I don’t like is that dog,’
the woman said when the man was just drifting off to sleep. ‘I’m
afraid of the dog in the picture.’ ‘There isn’t any
dog in that picture,’ the man said. ‘What’s the
matter with you anyhow? You’re as silly as an Earth woman.
Let’s go down and see.’
“‘You go see,’ the woman said. ‘I’ve
been down twice, and I know there is a dog in the picture.’
Then she said a Bagarthach verse:


‘I’m turning livid in this bog,
This wooly world that spoke and spites you.
You’ll find that picture’s got a dog!
I hope the blinking bugger bits you!’


“Boy, she sure shouldn’t have said a Bagarthach verse
like that! But she was sleepy and not thinking very hard. The man
went downstairs. And in a minute there was a growling and gnashing
and tearing. The woman went down then to see what in pumpkin pickers’
heaven the racket was all about.
“And the man was dead with his throat bitten through. And the
dog was back in the picture and his mouth was foamed with blood.
‘See! I was right,’ the woman said, ‘there was a
dog in the picture. Remind me to get rid of that thing in the
morning, Albert.’ She forgot for the moment that Albert was
dead with his throat bitten through and wouldn’t be able to
remind her of it. She shouldn’t have used a Bagarthach verse
when she was just kidding. Earth thinks are so dumb that they don’t
know when to obey a Bagarthach and when not to.”
That was Elizabeth’s story. Elizabeth was nine years old, the
oldest of the seven children (or the six, if you don’t count
Bad John). She was as beautiful as any Earth child.
There is no kidding about it. The Puca themselves are not handsome.
And the people of Earth (they deserve that, they have so little else
going for them) are. Sometimes they will have a Puca child to be born
good-looking. Witchy (Elizabeth’s mother) was born so and
remained so. Veronica (the mother of some of the children) had been
born so and had given it up. Mostly, the Puca, if they happen to be
born of a pretty appearance and face, are able to maintain it while
they are young. But with the coming of maturity, the shattering
profundity of the developing Puca character will smash and bevanish
that pretty mask and replace it with a deeper face, intricate and
ugly and of a high humor.
Elizabeth was the best-looking of them all. But for the gleam in her
eyes and the way she flicked her ears and crinkled her nose when she
talked, nobody could have told that she wasn’t an Earth child.
All the children were brothers and sisters and cousins.


This is the story that Charles told:
“There was a Puca man who had to be on Earth a little while. He
was a raveling salesman, and he didn’t notice that in his new
contract one year they had added Earth to his territory. ‘Boy,
isn’t that something,’ he said. ‘I bet I read the
fine print next year.’ Well, he came to Earth and he walked all
day and didn’t see a good customer anywhere. And just at night
he came to a country hotel. The hotel man was greedy like all people
on Earth, and he charged him a dollar for a room. So he went up to
his room (the Puca man, not the hotel men) and locked the door, and
answered a couple letters from the home office, and turned out the
light and went to bed. And that is when things started to happen.
“Everything on Earth is either alive or spooked or both. The
wood that they build the rooms out of is alive and it squeaks and
whispers and coughs. The air is full of stuff, and there are whole
multitudes of creatures living in the walls. Then it went Bang and
the man came out of bed scared to turn the light on. But it was
already turned on, and nobody could have turned it on but himself. He
went to see, and the door was still locked. ‘I’m too
scared to turn the light off now,’ he said. ‘I’ll
go to sleep with it on.’ He started to get back in bed and he
saw that there was already somebody in the bed. ‘He looks kind
of like the hotel man,’ the Puca man said, ‘and he looks
kind of like me. We don’t look anything alike, but I will just
be damned if I can say which one of us it is lying there. Whichever
one of us it is, he’s got his throat cut and he sure is dead.’
It was the hotelman that was dead, though. Those Earth people look
real mean when they’re dead – you can always tell them
that way. The Puca man was so scared that he unlocked the door and
pulled it open so fact that the doorknob came off in his hand. He ran
out of the hotel, and when he looked back, the hotel was gone. ‘But
I know I didn’t dream it,’ he said, ‘because I
still got the doorknob in my hand.’ Then he looked down and the
doorknob had turned into a rock. After that, when he traveled, he
went by train even if it cost more, and he didn’t stop at any
more of those little country hotels.”
Charles was eight. There were seven children: Elizabeth, Charles,
Helen, Peter, Dorothy, John, and Bad John. Mostly they told stories
on the nights of heavy thunder, and in the Crow Creek country in the
early autumn it was heavy thunder almost every night.


This is the story that Helen told:
“There was a man who came back to his home town after a long
time. He got off the train at the town, and walked down the tracks to
the junction where he lived that was so little that the train didn’t
even stop there. He was a man named Silly Jimmy sitting on a pile of
ties, and talked to him. Still Jimmy didn’t seem to be in his
wits, but then the man remembered that Silly Jimmy had never been in
his wits. The man went on home and saw his folks and told them that
he was glad to get back to Earth to see them again even if it was a
miserable place. And then he told them that he had just been talking
to Silly Jimmy out by the pile of ties.
“‘But Silly Jimmy died a long time ago,’ they told
him. ‘We wrote you about it, how the train ran over him.’
And the man remembered that they did. They had even made a Bagarthach
verse about it:


“The engine spattered him like tar.
And broke his bones and burst his belly.
We gathered Jimmy in a jar.
Hey, pass the Silly Jimmy Jelly!


“So the man went outdoors again to see where Silly Jimmy had
been sitting and whittling, and there were fresh whittles on the
ground. Silly Jimmy had been whittling whether he was dead or not.
That’s the way things are with Earth people. You think one of
them’s dead, and then you’ll run into him again.”
Helen was six years old, and the smallest of them all.


This is the story that Peter told.
“There was a little girl that died and went to Hell, but she
kept saying, ‘ didn’t do it, it was my sister that did
it, if you let me out of this damned place –‘ (Hey,
that’s kind of funny!) – ‘I’ll prove that I
was the one that didn’t do it.’ ‘How would you
prove it?’ the guard asked. (He wasn’t a Puca, none of
the people who run it down there are Pucas, they’re all from
Earth r from Ifreann.) ‘I’d scare my sister into
admitting it,’ the girl said. ‘All right,’ said the
guard, ‘but no tricks.’
“They went back to her house and up to her sister’s room
who was named Clarissa. ‘I’m Alice’s ghost,”
said Alice. ‘I came back to scare you into admitting that you
were the one that stole the money so you can go to Hell instead of
me.’ ‘Hello, Alice,’ said Clarissa. ‘Hello,
sir, are you the guard? Then you must know what a liar she is. If you
will step outside, sir, I will take care of my sister. She must be
punished for telling lies.’
“So the guard stepped out of the room for a minute, and mean
Clarissa (she was the one that stole the money, all right) shook
Alice until her head nearly fell off and she dropped her ghost sheet.
Then Clarissa put on the ghost sheet and scared Alice till she lay on
the bed and howled.
“The guard came back in. ‘Did you scare her into
admitting it?” he asked Clarissa who was wrapped in Alice’s
ghost sheet and he thought she was Alice. ‘I sure did,’
Clarissa said. ‘Do you admit you stole it?’ the guard
asked Alice that he thought was Clarissa – they looked just
alike. ‘No, I do not,’ Alice said, and she wasn’t
scared any more. ‘Take her back and don’t pay any
attention to what she says because she’s a liar.’ So the
guard took Clarissa back to Hell (he thought she was Alice), so
everything was all right. A lot of times, you can make everything
work out all right if you send just one person out of a bunch to
Hell.”
Peter was eight years old, and the funniest-looking of them all
except John, and except Bad John, if you count him. Elizabeth and
Charles and Helen looked like angels, or like handsome Earthlings.
Their cousins Peter and Dorothy and John and Bad John looked like
potato-faced goblins, like real Pucas. Witchy said that they had
planned it that way, that some of the children should look like
children of this place, and some of them should look like the
children back home.
But they all had those eyes that glowed like green coals. Look at
them straight, and you’d hardly notice a thing. But look at
them sideways accidentally sometimes, just catching them in the
corner of your eye, and they’d scare the liver out of you.


This is the story that Dorothy told:
“There was a man that was run over by a train right outside
here on the track that goes by on the shanty. The train cut him up in
little pieces when it ran over him. After that, he came back once a
year and would stand in the middle of the track at night like he was
made of fog. He swung a lantern that made about as much light as a
lightning bug in a fruit jar. The first time, the engineer of the
Flyer just barely saw him in time, and he hit the whistle and the
brakes and scattered sparks for a quarter mile. Then they got out and
couldn’t find any pieces of that man.
“But after that, they got onto him, and went right through him
without paying any attention. But one year the man stole a real live
lantern and swung it, and the man was thicker than he used to be and
made out of heavier fog. A train came down the tracks loud, but it
was an old train that nobody had seen before. The train saw the man
and switched to the old track to miss him – it was the old
track they don’t use any more that runs right under out shanty.
I was the only one awake to see it, and I made a sign or we’d
all have been killed. The train hit the shanty with a noise like a
big wind, and went right through without breaking it up. It was a
ghost train, to; it was the same train that killed the man the first
time.”
Dorothy was seven years old.


This is the story that John told:
“There was a boy and girl that got married. He was a good Puca
boy, but she was an Earth girl, and you can’t tell about them.
They said that whichever one of them died first would come back and
tell the other one what it was like. Then the man died and his name
was William. But he didn’t come back to tell her what it was
like right away, so she married a man named Tom and her name was
Polly. The first night they were married, someone came to the door
and Tom went to see who it was. Then he came back.
“‘He asked for you,’ Tome said. ‘He said to
tell you that sure is cold.’ ‘He must be the man selling
coal,’ Polly said. ‘Tell him to leave a load.’
After a while someone came to the door again, and Tom went. Then he
came back. ‘He asked for you,’ Tom said. ‘He said
to tell you that is sure is dark.’ ‘He’s probably
the man selling kerosene,’ Polly said. ‘Tell him to leave
a barrel for the lamps.’
“After a while somebody came to the door again, and Tom went.
Then he came back. ‘He asked for you,’ Tom said. ‘He
said to tell you that is sure is lonesome.’ ‘Well, you go
tell him that it isn’t lonesome here,’ Polly said, ‘and
it isn’t cold, and isn’t dark. You tell him to be gone
back to that hole where he belongs. I don’t care any more how
it is there.’
“Then a big wind came through the house and knocked Tom down
dead. It blew so cold that it froze Polly stiff. It blew the house
away and blew a hole in the ground and Polly fell down in it. The
wind covered her up with dirt. Then William said, ‘I knew you
wanted to know what it was like, Polly.’”
John was six years old.


Last of all, it was Bad John’s time to tell a story. But nobody
ever listened to Bad John’s. He couldn’t tell ghost
stories, he could only tell people stories, and nobody cares about
them. After the stories, they would all go to bed in the old loft
there and turn out the lights. Except Bad John, who didn’t have
any bed. Nobody knows where he went when the lights went out.


It was their way of defying that tricky place Earth. That place will
hurt you if you let it get the hop on you. They spooked the Earth
spooks away with their stories. They whistled in the dark.
Except Bad John, who couldn’t whistle.


2


And leave the World a Reeking Roastie


The Henry Dulanty and Frank Dulanty families were pilgrims on Earth,
and had been in Lost Haven only six weeks when this disintegration
begins. The way of their coming was this:
The double family had been on the move in two station wagons, a
sideboard truck, and a van truck. Veronica drove one of the station
wagons and had all the children with her. Witchy drove the other
wagon, loaded with everything in the world. Henry in the sideboard
truck had the furniture, and Frank in the van had the tools and shops
of the several professions of the two brothers.
They stopped the four vehicles one noon in a quiet weed patch by the
road, and Veronica brought out lunches for the ten of them (Bad John
is not numbered in the ten; he did not eat.)
Then an angry man appeared and barked at them and offered to bite
them. Does anyone eve get over the shock of meeting the people of
Earth? They make your hair rise up.
“We won’t have our town dirtied up by strangers,”
the man said, “and you’re the strangest clutch I ever
saw,”
“Where’s any town?” Henry Dulanty asked sharply. A
Puca man can’t let an Earth man jump him like that.
“You’re standing in the middle of Lost Haven,” the
man said.
Well, there was a town there, a shabby one, hidden by the weeds and
thickets, and the Dulantys hadn’t noticed it.
But Helen had this man pegged. She didn’t like him at all. So
she killed him with a Bagarthach verse crooned low:


“Old Crocker man, be belled and banged!
You hound-dog hunk, we’ll have you hounded!
On else than gallows be you hanged!
In else than water we you drownd-ed!”


Say, Helen killed that man neat, even though it’s take him a
few weeks to realize that he was dead.
“We won’t harm your town, but we might harm you,”
Frank Dulanty said out loud to the man. “You go now. We go when
we’re ready.”
The man went away, pale and jerky, as though he were the one who had
been given a summons. His name was Crocker, and he was a mean one.
And half an hour later, as the Dulantys were getting ready to leave,
a larger man came and barked at them in a louder manner.
“My man told you to leave,” the big man said. “I
don’t know what you are, but you don’t belong anywhere on
God’s green Earth. I’ll boot the lot of you up the road
if you’re not gone just as quick as you can climb into those
crates and fire off. I’m Coalfactor Stutgard, and I own this
town.”
“Let me kill this one,” Peter whispered to the other
children. Then he growled out a Bagarthach verse that would finish
that man off forever:


“Too long, too late you steal and strut;
Your bubble breaks, you grip relaxes!
Beard the under-studding, Stut!
Beware of jackals bearing axes!”


Peter got him too, as neat as Helen had had her prey. It’s
funny that when you kill a man, he’s often the last one to know
about it.
“We will stay,” said Frank Dulanty. “Nobody can
tell us to go.”
“You can stay nowhere,” Stutgard said. “I own every
house in this town.”
“We will stay,” said Henry Dulanty, giving a solid echo
to his brother. That man wasn’t about to boot them up the road!
Though a big man, he wasn’t as big or as young as Henry
Dulanty. So Stutgard left them, shaking with fury.
But the Dulantys were shaking also. It had happened to them dozens of
times, and they never became inured to it. Earth people have a
capacity for hatred, and it goes out of them like waves.
The Dulantys were always uneasy at these times. They were
unusual-looking, and they knew it. They could, of course, have looked
a little more like Earth people if they had wished to, but this day
it just didn’t seem worth the bother.
A little later, a man came to them furtively, and told them that
Coalfactor Stutgard had lied. There was one house in town that he
didn’t own. The big ramshackle thing by the old railroad tracks
belonged to an Indian lady who lived in Catoosa. So they unloaded and
moved into the building. This was the Big Shanty.
Then Henry Dulanty drove the sideboard truck to Catoosa and rented
the shanty from the Indian lady. He also bought a truckload of
groceries, guessing that for a while nothing would be sold to them in
Lost Haven.
So, they had stopped there out of stubbornness, as they would not be
run off. They found the place, as they found every place,
interesting. It was one of their jobs to find out about places.
Then a series of disasters struck them down, and they could not have
moved on if they had wanted to.
The Dulantys were Irish according to one story that they told. They
were French according to another. And they were something entirely
different according to a story which they did not tell to Earth
people.
Aye, but they were Puca! If you belong to Earth people you might not
be familiar with the name of them. But you know the thing from before
you were born! There is a little hackle-raising on both sides
whenever the two people meet.
Whatever their descent, the Dulantys had a hard time getting along
with the people of Earth, and it wasn’t entirely the fault of
the Earth people.
They had come to this fundament ten years earlier, the two Dulanty
brothers newly married to the two Corcoran sisters. (Neither name is
even a rough transliteration. There are not sufficient characters in
Earth languages to transcribe the names they had at home._ They
adopted Earth first names, and gave such to their children.
It was after coming to Earth that they sowed their seven children
(Bad John is included in this count). The children were thus citizens
of Earth if they wished to be. Moreover, it was believed that by
their birth on Earth they would have immunity to Earth Allergy, that
killing sickness.
“Earth is, after all, one of the four worlds,” the Puca
instructors had instructed them. “Earth people are, comical
though it seems, our cousins in blood. So far, the blood between us
has been bad blood. We send out picked young couples now. It is time
we achieved accord with Earth. And if not accord – ah –
we believe that it is time that something was done about the planet.
Perhaps your own offspring will solve the problem intuitively. We
frankly do not know what to do about a people so closely related to
us and yet so alien to us.”
Well, the Dulantys (and a few others) had been working at the problem
for ten years and more. They had not achieved accord.
Of the sisters, Veronica looked like an old potato, and Witchy was of
an unearthly ‘tis a Puca abhacht, and not a pun) beauty. But
who can say which was the more beautiful where they came from?
They were not twins in age, Witchy having been born eleven months
after Veronica. But Veronica swore that they were conceived on the
same night, and she told an Aorach story that proved it.
(The Puca have but two art-forms, both of them verbal: the Bagarthach
verse, and the Aorach story.) Veronica was mistress of the Aorach.
She winked with her whole potato face when she told one of her
stories to Earth people, and this is what she told of her getting and
Witchy’s:
“Papa had to get up at four in the morning to light the furnace
at the brickyard. (It wasn’t really a brickyard; it was where
they made something else in another place, but you wouldn’t
understand that.) And Mama used to sit up all night playing cribbage
(it was really another sort of game with another name, but we will
call it cribbage) with Grandma. So Papa and Mama never got together,
and year after year nature’s purpose was defeated. But one
night Mama got mad at Grandma for cheating, and she went to bed at
one minute before four o’clock.
“‘Fulfillment!’ Papa shouted with his ears and nose
twitching, ‘now I will have offspring at last.’ And one
minute later the brickyard whistle blew, and Papa jumped up and put
on his clothes and ran down to the brickyard to light the furnace.
But the was uneasy in his mind.
“‘I wonder if it will be fruitful?’ Papa said. ‘A
man should have more than one minute. Let the furnace be late for
once!’ So he ran back home to Mama. ‘I had so little time
I’m not sure I did the job right,’ he told Mama. ‘You
did it right,’ Mama told him, ‘and Veronica is already on
the way.’ ‘Well, I’m going to do it all over
again,’ Papa said, and he did. That one was Witchy. But I was
already on the way, so Witchy had to wait for eleven months after me
to be born. That’s why she’s prettiest too. Papa took
more time to her.
“It had to happen that way. That’s the only time Mama and
Papa ever got together. Papa still had to get up at four o’clock
every morning to light the furnace at the brickyard, and Mama and
Grandma still played cribbage every night. Not that Grandma stopped
cheating – she cheated until the say she died – but she
was the only one Mama had to play cribbage with.”
An Earth doctor, who treated Veronica (unsuccessfully) for Earth
Allegry, told Veronica that such a thing was impossible, that twins
could not be born eleven months apart. Imagine an Earth doctor trying
to tell a mistress of the Aorach about something as fundamental as
that.
“What does a country horse doctor know about how people work?”
she asked. “Especially our kind of people.”
The doctor grinned and rubbed his pate that time. He doctored humans
and not horses; and he suspected that this was the trouble. He was
fascinated also that Veronica saw and talked to a young son who had
died and saw nothing unusual about it. Ah well, under her influence
he could see the translucent boy also, but it was peculiar. Veronica
was the real center of the two families.
Her sister Witchy was not so full a vessel as Veronica, but there was
a lot in her. She had a curious effect on Earth men, she would set
them panting and roaming like dogs. By Earth standards she was a
beautiful as it was possible to be, and yet her appearance was just a
thing she had once devised on the spur of the moment for the fun of
it. She was really a burlesque of Earth beauty, but it was better
than the original.
Henry Dulanty was tall and heavy. He looked like the ogre out of a
fairy tale. He was. Earthers retain memory of earlier Pucas with such
heads and hulks, and Earth children still dream about them. But the
Earthers have lied about the ogre. He was the finest fellow you’d
ever want to meet – in the daylight – not in the dark.
His brother Frank was tall and lean. All four of these parents had a
striking goblinish strangness in their appearance, though Witchy’s
was shimmered over with beauty.
Could they live on Earth? The adults did not expect to live to any
great age, there seeming no way of avoiding Earth Allergy. Bu tit was
believed that the children (being born here) would miss its main
effect. They suffered it early and lightly, and they built up
immunity to it.
The children did well. They were faster and more intelligent than
Earth children, and half of them (as had been planned) looked like
exceptionally handsome natives.
To learn custom and to be gainfully employed, and perhaps to decide
if something could be done with Earth; that was the assignment of the
Dulantys. And they were very much on their own. They learned Earth
custom by their own picaresque adventures.
The brothers were, for a while, gainfully employed as directors of a
university that offered a total education in six weeks. The
university failed, and for the most damnable details! Who ever heard
of having to have a permit to teach? It was like having a permit to
breathe. They were employed as construction contractors. Quicksand
fouled them up on one building. “There is something wrong with
a world that has its continents so poorly supported!” Frank
Dulanty swore. “The floor hasn’t sunk more than a foot,
and you want thirty thousand dollars for that?” But Henry
always insisted that they pay off, and it made a hole in their
fortunes.
They were employed in invention and mining and chemicals, in wheat
and cattle and rice. They sold a few businesses that were going good,
but nobody else would be able to make them go. Why, you can sing a
Bagarthach verse over a business, and it will give it the semblance
of prosperity long enough to sell it! It was easy as breaking sticks
to make money at almost anything on this world. The Dulantys were
loaded when they came to Lost Haven, but nobody knew that part of it.
But they moved on often. Wherever they stopped, there were always a
few Earthers who called them goblins and buggers and Neanderthals,
and who hated them. It hurt. But whatever the brothers were occupied
with, it was as though they were really on some other commission. And
they were.
“There’s been a mistake,” Henry sad once. “We
were told that we would be in rapport with the Indian population and
could easily set up a hegemony over them, but we find them a
vanishing minority. I believe that our information was centuries out
of date. An old folk-psyche analysis showed that the Indians would
accept us readily in spite of our difference. These things were
suggestions only, however. We are to discover the present state of
affairs for ourselves.”
The Dulantys were in rapport with the Indians, much more than with
other people. There just weren’t enough Indians left.
“There is an anomaly about the Earth people,” Frank said.
“Though incapable of intelligence, they operate with
frightening instinct. They are not able to think, but they are well
able to act; and that is the danger to us. They have the unity and
communication of the Hive.”
“They remind me of the fireflies on Mercator. You remember how
the millions of those pseudoinsects would cluster on hillocks and
trees and all pulsate with their light together? Those on one hill
would answer the beacon flashes of those on another hill, and yet
they were creatures so small that fifty of them could be heaped on
the end of your finger – and blind. Ah, they spelled out
derisive words with their pulsing light on the hillsides, but the
individuals of them were ignorant of words and of concepts and of all
else.
“The people of Earth are like that, which is why it is called
the Haunted Planet. The Hive Ghost hovers over them invisible, and
they feel it from one end of their communities to the other. We can
handle Earth individuals as though they were furniture or stones, but
we cannot handle the Hive Ghost that hangs over them. And it hates
us, Henry.”
So the Dulantys traveled and raised their bright brood, and examined
situations and learned custom. Then Lost Haven caught them in its
little trap.
Were this a true Earth chronicle, there would be a buildup here. But
Puca drama and life is otherwise. It has its own pace and climax,
which is not that of Earth.
Something touches, something wilts, something dies. It is so told,
and why should anything be added to it?
For now, in Lost Haven, Veronica had died suddenly, leaving the
double family inconvenienced. She was the real head of the families,
the mother of some of the children and the aunt of the rest of them.
She had been their guarantee on Earth. No creature of any species
could dislike her. That was not true of the rest of them.
She died of Earth Allergy, and all the adults of them suffered from
it. “I can’t very well die just yet,” was the last
thing she said. “Witchy is going out of her wits and she needs
me. If I die, the family will break up.” But is no great thing
for a Puca to die.
But Frank Dulanty took the death of his wife all wrong. Earth
Sickness had tainted his viewpoint. His merriment at the wake was of
a forced sort. The Bagarthach verses he made for it were funny, of
course, but not really hilarious. He should have done much better.
Te Puca believe, contrary to Earth people, that death is not an
ending, but a mere passage to something new and interesting.
Consequently, as do all who so believe, they make a happy celebration
out of death.
But the Earth Allergy, attacking the liver and the kidneys (the seat
of the good humor), taints one’s views with the Earth outlook.
It sours one on life. It makes one, to a limited degree, fearful of
death. It mixes a little wrong in all the right things.


“Henry, we can’t live on this world,” Frank said
the next day.
“We were told to try,” said Henry.
“We sicken, and now we die. It upsets all our plans. We are in
danger of losing our patience and our balance, and of doing something
that we may regret. And will the children really be able to live
here, Henry? Can they adapt to the world?”
“They have advantages,” Henry said. “They were born
here, an, should already be immune to Earth Sickness. They have
imagination and intelligence, and they can play Earth roles well.”
The two men watched the children from an upper window of the big
shanty. The children were playing in the little choppy hills to the
southeast of Lost Haven, running and leaping out of trees and down
hills. If they missed Veronica, they took it out with great activity
an a sort of angry joy. And soon they were ravenous. Elizabeth
glanced at the big shanty, and her father and uncle read her mind. It
is a bother to go eat. One should eat on the run and the fly.
“Sing us a bird, Helen!” Elizabeth called in a clear
carrying voice, “a big one with black juice in it!”
And Helen went into a sort of sly ecstasy and sang a Bagarthach verse
towards the scuddy sky:


“I catch you, crow, in curving orb
No matter how you and cough you!
I sing the corbie to the corb!
I sing the silly wings right off you!”


Folks, there was a crow in the cloudy sky, and it jerked as though
caught in a wire loop. It was dragged down through the steep air,
cawing and coughing and fighting. Charles and Peter caught it was it
came to their fingertips, and tore it to pieces with black gloss
flying. They tore it apart and ate it up, gulping the black-red blood
that tasted of hot salt and iron. You can have your white-meat
barnyard peckers. This was their kind of bird.
Well, what Earth kid can sing a crow down from the sky? Don’t
knock the trick till you can do it yourself.


“But no, Frank,” Henry said as they watched their
children from the distance. “They can’t really adapt to
Earth, I see it now. The question then becomes: Can the Earth adapt
to them?”
Then Henry raised his head and listened as if to the sounding of a
horn off Earth.


3


High Purpose of the Gallant Band


If there were only six persons in the world (or seven, if you count
Bad John), the Earth would be a much better place. All you had to do
was kill all the other people on Earth. This of course, must include
not only the Earth people, but also the older Puca since they had the
Earth Sickness.
The Elder Dulantys – and a handful of other Pucas on Earth –
would have to be murdered with kindness and imagination. “Bam!
I bet I’m god at killing people that way,” Helen said. I
have so much of both.” The older Dulantys were not happy here.
And the children could, perhaps, have more fun when they were gone.
But this first step would be the ticklish one. You can’t be
killing your own parents and avunculi without having it worry you a
little. After all, the children loved their parents with a blinding
fury. But they had been raised to make intelligent decisions.
There was an easy answer to it. You can imagine that it’s
already been done. Such a device would seem childish to Earth
children, but Puca children have the means of putting their
imagination into effect. They could sing a Bagarthach verse, and so
make certain that it was done. They counted around by evens and odds,
and it fell to Dorothy to sing the verse. She wasn’t as god at
them as Helen or Peter, but it is the intention that counts in these
things. Besides, it is nearly certain that Helen whispered one line
to her. Dorothy sang the thing with a full dogged voice:


“We’ll wither Witchy with a prank,
And kindle them in flames like roses –
Veronica and Hand and Frank –

And give them all Apotheosis.”


So, the big shanty would burn down that very night, and everybody die
in it except the six (or seven) children who would, fortunately, be
out roistering around. The Bagarthach wasn’t very well
detailed, but these things work themselves out. Perhaps Papa Henry
would have his throat slit by a blasted window pane in all that heat.
Veronica was already dead, of course, but Dorothy forgot that part
when she made up the verse. And the brains of Witchy, in a way, were
already braised. “Hey, that works out pretty funny, that part
about Mama,” Helen said.
And after they were all roasted and put into their coffins, the rest
of the road would be clear. You can’t help it if your folks
burn to death, especially if it’s the best thing that could
happen to them. And it would be the accomplishment of one of the
great and valid dreams (even Earth children have it), to kill
everyone in the world except your own small elite, and then to have
the whole world cleared to do what you wanted with it.
They’d kill the Stutgards first, that very night, with axes.
They’d axe old man Studgard, and all the blood would run out of
his big red neck. Thye’d cut off Mrs. Stutgard’s head
that was round as a pumpkin, and it would roll down to the bottom of
the hill and look at you. They’d kill the Stutgard kids. It’s
most fun to kill kids who are just enough bigger than you to make it
interesting.
Elizabeth, who was nine years old and already getting silly, at first
had some doubts about killing everybody in the world. Kill the
Stutgards and Crockers and Schermerhorns and Masters and Stones and
Franklyns, sure. Especially Mr. Crocker who was the first man to bark
at them when they came to Lost Haven. Kill Mrs. Cowper who had eyes
like a little pig, and Mr. Kramer who had hairs in his ears. But
Elizabeth thought that was enough to kill.
Her brother Charles supported her. He would, in addition, kill the
Bacons and Lanyards and Kirbys, and possibly some of the Fabers. And
Elwood Elgin and Rex Remagen and Barney Bottleby, three big boys, and
Sheriff Train. But he thought that was almost enough.
So Helen had to show them the big picture. The whole thing becomes
silly unless you kill everybody, she said. And speaking about killing
the older Dulantys, nine years old might be pretty near the
borderline, she said, looking darkly at Dorothy.
Peter and John were of Helen’s way of thinking, and they
bullied Dorothy into siding with them. They brought those older kids
around and made it unanimous.
They’d start that very night. They’d kill Mr. Stutgard
first of all. They drew straws for it, and John got the short straw.


The children went swimming in the bayou, to pass the afternoon till
night should come and their big plan go into operation. You always do
the first murders at night. Then, after you are onto the thick of
them, you can do them in the daylight too.
They went swimming in the bayou, and they could swim! And they could
dive like no children ever seen on Earth before. Elizabethe who was
the oldest was still the strongest swimmer, though little Helen was
the fastest and slipperiest and hardest to catch. But it was Charles
who dove from the highest branches, clear out of the very tops of the
tall sycamores. And they could all stay under water as though it was
their element.
Veronica had once told them that they must not stay under water too
long at once. “If people are watching, they will wonder why you
do not have to come up to breathe,” she said.
But now Veronica was dead and gone and her advice unheeded. And
somebody else was gone also, but in another way, and the children
were still in a vague shock from it – the strangeness if such
an un-Puca thing. A second disaster had struck the Dulantys the night
before.
Now they swam and dived most of the afternoon. They frolicked in the
three dimensions of the deep bayou, and seemed gay. Then they spread
themselves out on the overhanging branches to dry off. Now they would
have to think – but in parables, not directly.
A chicken will live for a little while after its head is cut off, and
will not know what is the matter. And a young Dulanty will seem to
survive mortal blows, with the action long delayed. But it had been
another mortal blow, deprived even of the gaiety of death.
For Witchy had been taken away the night before. She had gone mad in
a way that could not be ignored. We say not much about it yet. The
shock has not taken its full effect. The second event, for the Pucas,
was much the worse. But Veronica and Witchy were both lost to the
families now. Earth Sickness was stifling the family. Could they live
on this world any longer?


Four of the children told fanciful stories as they dried out on the
branches and waited for the night. They were parables of things not
to be admitted directly. But three of the stories had already
happened, and the prophetic story of little Helen would happen that
very night.
“There was this little girl,” said Elizabeth, “and
her mother went out of the shanty one night. It got late and her
mother didn’t come back, so at midnight the little girl put on
her dress and went to look for her.
“She went down the dark streets where the houses were hid in
the weeds and the trees leaned together and touched each other across
the street. The little girl could smell her mother’s perfume
the way she had gone. Then the girl saw a crazy floozy up ahead
making a crazy noise.
“So Elizabeth went up to the floozy (no she didn’t, her
name wasn’t Elizabeth. I don’t know what it was) –
so the little girl went up to the floozy to ask her if she had seen
her mother. But the floozy screamed and ran down a dark street.
“And Elizabeth – I mean the little girl – ran down
the street after her till it came to a place where it closed in and
the floozy couldn’t run any further; and people were stumbling
out of their houses to see what the screaming was about. Then the
floozy turned around, ad the light from somewhere fell on her face.
“‘My God, Elizabeth!’ the floozy said. No she
didn’t – she said, ‘My God!’ – whatever
the little girls name was – ‘that you should see me like
this.’ Then the little girl screamed too, because the floozy
had eyes just like her mother’s; only they were cracked and her
face was crooked. And Elizabeth didn’t know whether it was her
mother or not, but she thought that it had been her mother.
“It was a crazy Earth-people face that the floozy had. How cold
a Puca face be crazy? It was like a mask turned into a face, and the
real face melted away behind it. Dying is fun, or everybody makes out
that it’s fun. Going crazy is not fun, and nobody can make it
so.
“Then the people had to tie that floozy up like a dog and take
her to the hospital.
“The little girl ran all the way home and climbed up and
looked into the looking-glass over the sink in the kitchen. Would you
believe it? It wasn’t her at al. She laughed, she was so
relieved. Then she looked around, and it wasn’t even her own
house she was in. It had all happened to somebody else and to
somebody else’s mother.”
Elizabeth had the blackest hair and the whitest skin in the world,
but now her skin shivered. She lay stretched out on an old branch up
against the sky, a live image too real to be real.
Now they were all one quarter dry from their swim.


“There was this little boy,”
said Peter, “and he sat in the kitchen and watched his father
one night. His father had a brown bottle and a glass. His father
winked at him, but three was something just a little bit wrong with
that wink. Then his father poured the glass full and drank it. It
made his father look a little more like an Earth man. The father
began to change when he drank it, like the man in the story that
changed into a frog when he drank the drops off a mushroom. Then the
father winked again, and his face was still differenter when he did
it; and he drank another glass.
“The third time he did it, when
he winked again and when he opened his eyes after the wink, there
wasn’t any eye there, just a gray glaze. The father kept
changing, his face got redder and his arms got darker. He winked with
his other eye; and when he opened it, the other eye was gone too. He
drank the whole blamed bottle dry.
“Then the man got littler and
littler like a frog. ‘I bet there’s still a little bit in
the corner of the bottle if I could get to it,’ the man said.
Then he crawled inside the bottle and fond another good long drink
down in the very corner of it. No he didn’t. I just made that
part up. He didn’t get any littler, and he didn’t crawl
into the bottle. It was just a notion the little boy had that his
father was about to do.
“Then the man broke the empty
bottle down in the middle of the table, and put his head down in the
middle of the broken glass and went to sleep. Then Peter – then
the little boy, not Peter – watched the man all night. But when
the sun shined in the window in the morning, Peter saw that it was a
different man, not his father. He didn’t know what had happened
to his father. He is afraid to see if his own father has come back
yet today.”
They were half dry from their swim
now. It was near evening.


“There was this other little
boy,” said John, “and his mother. All they had to eat was
one onion. Every night they ate one layer of it till it was all gone.
Then the mother lay down and died, but the little boy didn’t
know she was dead. It was the first time he had run into a situation
like this. He little boy went out and stole another onion and brought
it to her. But there were some more people in the house then, and
they had put his mother into a crate.
“‘Your mother is dead,’
they told him, and he was both glad and sorry to hear it. ‘I’ll
give her the onion anyhow,’ he said. ‘They keep you from
getting colds, and I think she has to cross a wet river to get where
she’s going.’ He put it in her hand, but she gripped the
little boy’s hand in hers, and it was like cold iron. ‘Let
me go,’ he said, but she was dead and couldn’t hear him,
and she gripped him all the harder. There wasn’t any way to get
him loose from her. ‘Well, we don’t have all day to
waste,’ one of the men said, ‘somebody get a bone saw and
let’s cut this little boy’s arm off.’ ‘Judas
priest! Don’t do that to me,’ the little boy said.
‘Wherever I go, I want it to be all of me.’ ‘Well,
get in or get out,’ the men told him. The little boy couldn’t
make up his mind, so the men pushed him down into the crate and
nailed down the lid, and buried him there with his mother. It scared
him to death to be buried like that.”
Now they were all three-quarters dry
from their swim. The children had believed they were poor because
they were living in the big shanty. They thought that Veronica had
starved to death, though the house was always full of food. Elizabeth
had recently read a story about a woman who had starved to death, and
she had embellished the story to the rest of them, and it was on
their minds.


“There was a little girl and
they put her father in jail,” Helen said. “It was the
sheriff that did it. The little girl went to see her father in jail,
but they wouldn’t let her in to see him. ‘You go home and
forget about him,’ those men told her, “he’s so far
back in there that we have to shoot his beans to him.’ ‘I
thought that was just a joke they made up about people in jail,’
Helen said. ‘Not this time,’ they told her, ‘we’ve
got him so deep in the cooler that we couldn’t get him out with
an ice-pick.’ ‘I thought that was just a blamed way of
talking,’ Helen said. ‘Not this time,’ the men told
her, ‘we got him so far in there we got to pipe sunshine to
him.’ ‘I thought that was a blasted colloquialism,’
the little girl said. ‘Naw, we locked him up and throwed away
the key,’ they told her. ‘Won’t the key show up as
short on inventory control?’ the little girl asked. ‘I’ll
fix you guys,’ the little girl said, so she sang a Bagarthach
verse:


“‘I blast you corny
country cops,
I’ll blow the bars and locks, by
hokey!
I’ll kill the sheriff’s
cows and crops,
And get my papa out of pokey.’


“Say, that Bagarthach verse
didn’t work at all. It didn’t blow the bars and locks or
do a thing to that jail. You know the reason? It was all a dream.
Lots of time a Bagarthach won’t work in a dream. None of it had
really happened to the girl and her father, not yet at least.
“But the girl knew that she
would never see her father any more, so she stole a boat and went to
sea to be a sailor. I forget whether this was while she was dreaming
or after she woke up.”
“How’d she know which way
to go?” Dorothy asked.
“She went down Mud Bayou till it
runs into Crow Creek in the strip pits,” Helen told her. “She
went down Crow Creek till it goes into Green River, down Green River
till it goes into the Arkansas River, down the Arkansas till it goes
into the Mississippi, and down the Mississippi till it goes in the
Ocean. It’s downhill all the way and you can’t miss it.”
By this time they were completely dry,
so they put on their clothes and gave the trees back to the sulky
crows who were returning from the fields. They went to hide in
Stutgard’s fruit cellar till it was dark enough for John to
kill Mr. Stutgard.
Bad John was their lookout, for he
could be outside the cellar, and then inside again, or into the
Stutgard’s house and in all the rooms of it, and out again
without using the doors or without anyone seeing him. But he wasn’t
a very good lookout. He couldn’t tell them whether it was dark
yet or not. He didn’t know what it meant to be dark.
But just when Helen had looked out and
told them that it was dark enough, Bad John came back to them. He
told them that it was no good anyhow, that John could not kill Mr.
Stutgard.
“Why can’t I kill him?”
John demanded. “Here I am almost four foot tall and as salty a
man or boy as there is on Earth. I can kill anybody I want to.”
“But a man had already killed
Mr. Stutgard, and he was dead. Bad John told them.
“What man?” Peter
demanded. “Nobody better be poaching on our preserve. We
thought of it to kill him first.”
Bad John told them what man had killed
Mr. Stutgard.
“Why, you are just silly,”
Helen told Bad John. “He would be the last one in the world to
kill him. I think we better get a dog to be our lookout man the next
time we kill somebody at night.”
They didn’t believe Bad John,
and they went about it to do it themselves. The children came under
the window of the high room where Mr. Stutgard spent his evenings.
John had a small axe ready, as sharp as a corn knife.
Peter stood on Elizabeth’s
shoulders, and Helen on Peter’s, and Dorothy on Helen’s,
and Charles on Dorothy’s. Then John climbed up the swaying town
of them with his axe in his hand. He went in through the window which
Bad John had left unlatched. Bad John could do things like that, as
he could work from either the inside or the outside of a room.
John was in there quite a while. The
swaying tower of children chattered in anticipation like a grove full
of crickets.
John came out with the bloody dripping
axe in his hands, and climbed down them, and then they climbed down
each other. Then they all ran away, for a sudden great screaming was
heard from the Stutgard house.
They reassembled in a dark lane full
of pigweeds and sunflowers.
“You did it! You did it!”
the happy children screamed.
“No, I didn’t do it,”
said John sadly and with a frustration older than his six years.
“But you did! You did!”
exulted Helen. “Just feel all the nice blood on the axe. People
who don’t love blood don’t love anything.”
“No,” John said. “Bad
John was right. Mr. Stutgard was already killed. That man got him
before I could.”
“Just imagine a man killing
another man, and neither of them a Puca,” Elizabeth shuddered.
“It almost makes me sick. But how did you get all that blood on
your axe then?”
But they all saw at once that it was
not the little boy’s axe that John held now. It was a heavy
man’s axe, nine times as big as John’s little one. And it
was covered with blood.
“It hasn’t started the way
I intended it,” Helen said. So they all started home in the
dark, still excited over the murder that they had come so close to
doing.
It was when they came near where the
old shanty used to be that they saw something that really astonished
them. They had to look twice, and then they hardly believed it. It
loomed up in the dark as it did every night, and their fathers were
inside under the lights.
The big shanty was still there! It had
not burned down at all. Their Bagarthach verse had somehow failed in
its effect. Well, it was something that would have to be lived with.
Tomorrow they’d make a better
Bagarthach, comical and correct, that would kill Henry and Frank
Dulanty correctly. And it was good to sleep one more night under the
same roof with them.
They left the bloody axe on the back
porch, and all went up to bed.


4


And Six Were Kids, and One a Ghostie


It was a little after midnight that
six men (they were Sheriff Train and five hasty deputies) came with
flashlights and rifles to arrest Henry Dulanty for the murder of
Coalfactor Stutgard.
“He is dead?” asked Henry.
“- A silly question if I am to be taken for his murder. But you
all know that I couldn’t have done it.”
“We don’t know anything
about you or what you could do,” said the sheriff. “You
have several times threatened his life.”
“I have never done anything so
trivial,” said Henry.
“At least there have been angry
words between the two of you, which amounts to the same thing when
testimony is given,” said the sheriff. “For your own
safety, I am going to have you lodged in the county jail. The Lost
Haven jail wouldn’t keep you in if you decided to go out, I
know; and it wouldn’t keep the men out if they decided to go in
after you. It’s not more than a crackerbox. You aren’t
liked by the people here, you know. They say you are neither fish nor
flesh.”
“Must I be one or the other?”
Henry asked. “Oh well, I’ll go with you after a bit then;
but first talk with my brother here alone, and then take care of a
few other things.”
“You’re not going to talk
to anybody alone. If you’re going to gay anything, say it real
fast right now, and then come along,” Sheriff Train ground out,
and he looked around to his five green deputies for support.
“Frank,” Henry said, “put
the bottle away. You have to look after the children now. This is
three of us they lost in three days: one dead, one demented, one
arrested with intent to lynch. Now they have only yourself.”
(Since the death of his wife Veronica
two days before, Frank Dulanty had been drinking in a blind stupor.
It was a Specific against Earth Allergy, he said. His despondency had
been deepened by the derangement of his brother’s wife Witchy.)
“I’ll put it away,”
Frank said, “and I’ll take care of the children if they
seem to need care, a thing hard to imagine. I will also do what can
be done about this other thing. But you don’t have to go unless
you want to, Henry. You’ve not sick enough to believe that you
have to go with them. I will settle with these six quaking lawmen and
their hardware if you wish, or you can do it yourself. Neither of us
have fallen so low that six of their sort could give us trouble.”
“But this is their hour,”
said Henry, “and the power of darkness.”
“What kind of talk is that?”
Sheriff Train demanded.
“From Luke,” said Henry.
“He was an Earth writer, but he could almost have made it as a
Puca.”


The men led big Henry Dulanty away
then – like a confused bull with a new ring in his nose. They
would never have ringed him had he not been shot through with Earth
Allergy and its accompanying listlessness. Nevertheless, they were
six shaking men with their rifles, and he was calm.
Well, did you ever arrest a goblin or
ogre who stood six feet four and was as heavy as a yearling ox? One
who, it was said, could rot the flesh off your bones by making a rime
about you? But they took him away. Then Frank and the children
went to bed with a chill on their spirits. They all slept till
morning, except Elizabeth. She arose, as soon as the house was quiet,
and went out on the porch and got the bloody axe and hid it.


“I think you children should
stay very close to the house till we see what is going to happen,”
Frank said the next morning.
“I think we should do no such
thing,” said little Helen, “and I know what will happen.
A welfare lady will come and take us away. They’ll put us in a
home, and we’ll get stubborn and we won’t eat, and we’ll
all be dead within a week. I think we’d better be hard to find.
And – ah – I guess we won’t have you killed for a
while yet. You’re the only one of the parents left, and we
might need you. We sent a Bagarthach to get you all yesterday, but
something went wrong with it.”
“We shot your Bagarthach down
with another one,” Frank said. “You can’t use them
against the Kindred. And, kids, don’t ever kill Pucas! Not even
Earth people unless you have a good reason for it. I thought we’d
told you that before. Yes, possibly it is best that you be hard to
find. I don’t believe anybody can find you if you don’t
want to be found. I will go see Witchy today, and Henry in jail, and
get a lawyer, and find what friends I can. I’ll be back
tonight, though. If you don’t come back, then send someone to
tell me that you’re all right.”


The children went out into the town
and considered it.
“It is time that we became
persons in this world,” Charles said. “We need a base of
operations, a moving one.”
“Come along then,” Helen
said.
The children went to the little tin
jail of Lost Haven to talk to Fulbert Fronsac. This was not, of
course, like the strong jail at the county seat where their
father-uncle Henry was held. This was a flimsy little jail that
seldom had more than one prisoner, who was in residence now. The
children entered the little jail by the hole in the roof as they
always did.
“Misere!” said Fulbert,
the prisoner, when he saw tem. “That tragedy should strike you
again! There are days when the Good God is not good. He and I are due
a serious talk on this very matter today. Ah, you have brought
Ange-Jacques with you!”
Fulbert was one of the few regular
people who could see Bad John, and he called him Ange-Jacques.
Fulbert was an old French bum who was also the lost Dauphin. And, if
not he, then he was the son of the Dauphin, or the grandson,
sometimes the one, sometimes the other. But to the town, he was the
town drunk.
The Puca (the same as with Indians)
were always at rapport with French drunks. And the trouble (again in
this case) was just that there weren’t enough French drunks in
this part of the country.
Fulbert, however, was a man of
property. He owned both the Ile de France and Catherine de Medici.
The Ile was a fishing raft that Fulbert used on the streams and
canals of the strip pits, and on Crow Creek and Green River.
Catherine de Medici was a she-goat who
(like Fulbert) was of royal blood. She was the
great-great-granddaughter of the first Catherine de Medici, the queen
of France. How it happened that, being so, she was a goat and not a
person, is another story.
“There must be an end to this
idiotie,” Fulbert said. “I know that your loving
father-uncle would not kill a man. He could and has flattened noses
and scattered his share of teeth in his short time here. He hasn’t
made himself popular with the people of Lost Haven. All are afraid of
him, and he the kindest of men! But he did not kill that man.”
“No, he couldn’t have
killed Mr. Stutdard,” Dorothy said. “He was already
dead.”
“Who was already dead, my
favorite goblin?” Fulbert asked her.
“I don’t know anything
about goblins, but Mr. Stutgard was already dead when we went to kill
him. Bad John was watching them when the man killed him, and it
wasn’t Uncle Henry.”
“Who did kill Mr. Stutgard,
kids?” Fulbert asked them.
SO they told Fulbert who had killed
Mr. Stutgard. And they gave him all the details. And Fulbert thought
about it quite a while before he spoke.
“It isn’t very tangible
evidence,” Fulbert said, “mostly because Ange-Jacques
isn’t a very tangible boy. Do any of you know what time it was
when you were in the fruit cellar? Had any of you a watch?”
“No,” John said, “but
Helen knows how to tell time if we had one.”
“Ange-Jacques could not testify
in court,” Fulbert mused. “There are advantages as well
as disadvantages to invisibility. And invisibility combined with
inaudibility is a combination hard to touch.”
“We could tell people what Bad
John told us,” Peter said. “And if they ask a question,
we can ask him for them. When he answers, we can tell them the
answer. A lot of people can’t hear him talk, you know.”
“I know,” Fulbert said.
“People being constituted as they are, it wouldn’t be too
successful. But this isn’t why you came to see me today.”
“No,” Helen told him.
“Charles said we needed a moveable base of operations. Ad I,
being the most intelligent of us, immediately comprehended what it
should be.”
“She means,” Elizabeth
explained to Fulbert, “that we came to get a deed from you for
the Ile de France. We need it in our business, and we don’t
want to steal it from you without a deed.”
“A deed wouldn’t be
binding unless you gave me a consideration,” Fulbert told them.
“Give me a dollar to make it legal. The timber alone is worth a
dollar, not counting the craftsmanship. If you haven’t a
dollar, then go steal me a bottle of whisky. Or have you scruples
about stealing whisky without a deed to it?”
“Helen’s the only one that
knows what scruples are and she won’t tell us,” John
said. “Have we scruples about it, Helen?” “Not
a trace,” Helen affirmed. “And I know just where there is
one. I’ll take John with me and make him get it. We’re
trying to get him over being so bashful about going into people’s
houses and stealing things. Come along, John, we have to be back
before these children mess up the whole deal.”


“Let’s write the deed
right now before she gets back,” Elizabeth said. “Hurry.
You have no idea how much time it saves to do when she’s gone.”
“I’ll write it,”
Peter said. “It’ll look better in a man’s hand.
Besides, I’m not sure whether the Salic Law obtains in Crow
Creek Township.”
“Oh, you talk just like Helen!”
said Elizabeth.
“Has anybody a paper and
pencil?” Peter asked. “You scratch out a deed on a
shingle with a nail and somebody’s going to look down on it.”
“I have them,” said
Fulbert, producing the objects. “In my youth I was the natural
son of Le Franc de Pompignan, and I always carry writing materials in
case I should be taken suddenly with an ode.”
“To whomever it is respected,”
Peter wrote slowly in a solemn voice after taking the paper and
pencil. “This is to convey the raft Ile de France with the
boathouse and blanket and lantern and automobile horn and the box of
snuff and the frying pan and the coffee pot and other accessories in
fee simple for one bottle of whisky stolen by Helen and John Dulanty
and given in toke to Fulbert Fronsac, dated today (I don’t know
the date and I bet nobody else does either) and agreeable to all
parties.”
It took him a long time to get this
out, speaking a word at a time as he wrote it.
“Put down ‘Witnessed and
amended by all parties present,’” Charles said.
“All right. Whoops! Finished
just in time. She’s back!” Peter completed the document.
“You forgot what to do about
Catherine de Medici,” Helen chortled as she returned with John
and the stolen whisky. “I knew, of course, that you would go
ahead on your own the moment my back was turned. I knew also that you
would botch it. Just let me see it a minute. Not as bad as I feared.
Fortunately there is nothing here that a person can’t quickly
put to rights. Catherine is a sea goat, not a land goat. She lives on
the Ile most of the time.”
“We will put in a clause that
she can be our guest for as long as she likes,” Charles
suggested. “And we will let her off at any port if she wants to
visit friends or has business to transact.”
“How long will you be using the
Ile?” Fulbert asked them.
“For as long as we like,”
Peter said. “You see, we’re going to kill everybody in
the world, and that includes you. You won’t be needing the raft
any more after that so we’re doing you a favor buying it from
you. Please sign this (Helen’s written in the new clauses), and
then we will all sign.”
They all signed. Bad John could not
write the way others wrote, but he used a different kind of pencil
and made a queer mark. Fulbert was near frightened when he saw it,
and he muttered something in a tongue older than French.
There was this else about the mark
that Bad John made. When, later that week, the children showed the
deed to a certain lawyer and to others, none of those people could
see Bad John’s mark though it was plain as the face on your
head.
After this, the children went to the
boat raft, checked it over carefully in maritime terms, provisioned
it and set sail to be gone forever.


5


A Child’s a Monster Still
Uncurled


The strip pits are a dozen square
miles of mountains turned inside out, threaded by canals, and with
bottomless chasms. The artificial hills are full of shafts and pits
and caves both above and below water level. Coalfactor Stutgard owned
all this, but he had closed down the coal mines several years before.
The Dulanty children loved the pits.
Their own home world (which they had never seen) was made up of land
and water inextricably mixed, with endless caves inside the hills,
and even better caves below the water level. These old waterlogged
surface coal pits made a good substitute, and they’d claim
every watery acre of the pits as soon as they got the Ile to moving
properly.
Fulbert had told the children that
Catherine de Medici knew how the small sail on the Ile de France
should be rigged, in case they could not figure it out for
themselves. There was something they meant to ask him about that but
they forgot. That old bat Fulbert had twinkled his eye when he said
it, and he was a tricky one.
Of course Catherine knew how the sail
should be rigged. She had seen it down hundreds of times. But, being
a goat, she could neither do it herself nor tell them how it should
be done. Finally, Charles figured it out.
There were five kingdoms in the strip
pits that the children had to reduce before they went on to
exterminate the people of the rest of the world. You can’t
leave unreduced strongholds behind you when you go into the
exterminating business.
First of the five kingdoms was that of
the Stinkers, a club composed of Elwood Elgin, Rex Remagen, and Berny
Bottleby – three big boys, the olest of them eleven years old.
The Ile de France billowed boldly up
to Port Stinker with Helen laboring the old automobile horn for a
warning and a challenge. The Stinkers came out to do battle in their
own craft, the Sea Bear.
“You look like pigs and you’re
not people at all,” Elwood Elgin challenged them.
“You hop like frogs and you eat
raw fish,” Rex Remagen sang out.
“You swim like polliwogs and you
got tails like them,” Berny Bottleby shouted.
It’s the half-truths that kill
you. Only three of the Dulantys looked like goblins, which is not the
same thing as looking like pigs – except under the eyes where
the snoot begins, and where the ears fasten on. They did not hop like
frogs, though they could leap further and higher than regular people
could. Sure, they ate catfish raw, but sometimes they fried or baked
other fish if they had time for it. Of course they swam like
polliwogs; its easier to slither your whole body than just to churn
your arms and legs. And they did not have tails, none that amounted
to anything.
That was war talk the Stinkers were
hollering at them, so let it be war then! Helen let go with a
Bagarthach verse hat should have settled the Stinkers forever:


“Oh Stinker limbs that reek and
rot,
A Stinker head that decomposes!
We’ll splatter all the blood
you’ve got,
You seven-letter so-and-soses!”


The two vessels moved towards each
other at a combined speed of more than three miles an hour. But the
Sea Bear had forgotten to mount artillery, while Charles and John
both had a great store of throwing rocks. And Elizabeth had mighty
cannon-crackers that she lighted and tossed.
But it was Helen, with a variant of
Greek fire, who broke the Stinkers’ center. These were paper
sacks which she set afire and flung with rock warheads to give them
carrying power. They landed and flamed on the deck of the Sea Bear as
the battling craft came close. The hardy Stinkers tried to stamp them
out barefooted, and that was where the battle turned against them.
The Stinkers suddenly began to holler and carry on like crazy.
The burning sacks were filled with
splinters of glass, thumbtacks, cockleburs, cactus, and devil-claws,
all imbedded in a soft matrix. You stamp down on those barefooted and
you’re hurt. The Stinkers were wounded, and the deck of the Sea
ear was red with their blood.
Yet this was only a diversion, and not
the main attack. The Dulantys knew, even if the Stinkers had
temporarily forgotten, that inside the Stinker shack was a .22 rifle.
Now Peter made his move. He slipped over the far side of the Ile de
France, swam under both craft, and made shore. He was inside the
Stinker stockade, had the .22, ad was out barking orders:
“Hold, halt, stand, abaft!”
“You don’t even know how
to shoot it!” Rex Remagen yipped savagely, deep in his own
pain.
But Peter did know how to shoot it. He
shot it, “Ka-zing!” And then there was silence.
“Now, if one of you will just
put that boy’s ear back on, we will get down to business,”
Peter said.
The Sea Bear, in the meantime, had
been boarded by the Dulantys. Elizabeth, never one to miss a turn
like that, came up behind the stunned Stinkers and slapped a handful
of fish innards from a bait bucket to the side of each Stinker head.
Each thought that it was himself who had lost an ear and that it had
been replaced.
“Truss the prisoners,”
ordered Peter, one of the most astute eight-year-old generals in the
world. The Stinkers were bound up, and a rock tied around the neck of
each. Elizabeth hit each of them sharply on the head with a pipe
wrench, and Charles and John booted them off the craft to their
destruction.
“Death and destruction!”
Helen sang. “See all the nice bloody water.” And the
Dulantys began to jubilee, and let their guard down.
For, possibly because of faulty staff
work, the spot of execution was near water only two feet deep. This
was the Stinkers’ own water, and they knew the shallows. They
swarmed onto shore, for only their arms had been tied, and
disappeared around a shoulder of rock.
Following them on shore, after a
stunned interval, was no good. Kids always know their own stronghold,
and the Stinkers knew theirs. They had escaped.
“It’s a black failure,”
said Charles. “I hold myself partly responsible. Let us
consider our strategy so that a thing like this can never happen
again.”
“It is no great matter,”
Helen said. “What I really want is for you little children to
learn tactics, and you should learn by your failures. They won’t
live long. I put chicken dirt and cow dirt and dog dirt and people
dirt in my fire bombs. If they don’t die of their head wounds,
the lockjaw will kill them by sundown.”
The Dulantys burned down the Stinker
shack and cursed anyone who should assemble there again. The Dulanty
navy had now been doubled by the capture of the Sea Bear, and the
Dulantys had a weapon in the .22. They had reduced one of the
strongholds of the strip-pit country.


The screen and canvas shack of the
Stutgard children, the second kindom of the pits, seemed to be
deserted. But it was heavy, and it could be moved but slightly on its
piers of rock-filled oil drums. The Dulatys started a bonfire under
its floor to kindle the old crib. They got it to burning pretty good.
But the shack hadn’t been empty.
As the fires arose, Amada Stutgard jumped out of the buildings and
ran back into the hills. And Peter started after her.
“Mind you, no mercy,”
Helen called after him. “You are instructed to bring back her
ears as proof that you’ve killed her.”
“All right,” Peter called
back, but he was worried as he ran. He didn’t have a knife or
anything else to cut her ears off with. By the time Peter had caught
her and thrown her down on the ground, they were out of sight of the
others. He pinned her down, kneeling on her. She was a big girl, ten
years old.
“Where were you?” Peter
demanded.
“I have a place up in the
rafters where I hide when I want to cry,” she gasped. She went
up and down with her breath as he knelt on her stomach. It was like
riding in a boat. “I was crying because my father is dead,”
she whimpered.
“Why’d you cry for that?
He was the meanest man in the country. Do you know what I’m
going to do to you, Amada? I’m going to push you down in the
quicksand and stand on you till you go down, and jump of your face at
the last minute, and you’ll die with your mouth full of green
mud.”
“The quicksand’s half a
mile from here.”
“Let’s get started the. I
don’t want to lose time.”
“All right,” Amada said
queerly. She was half again as big as Peter, but he gripped her soft
wrists so as almost to sever her hands from her arms.
“Why don’t you let me go,
Peter?” Amada said when they were halfway to the quicksand.
“Nobody would have to know.”
“I can’t. I have to cut
off your ears and bring them back to Helen to prove that I killed
you.”
“Why don’t you break a
couple of pods off one of those Cherokee creepers and bring them to
her? They’re ear colored.”
“I couldn’t do that. You
wouldn’t want me to cheat, would you?”
They came quickly to the quicksand.
“This is as god a spot as any,”
Peter said.
“Let me get that clump of grass
across the draw,” Amada said. “I’ll spread it out
to lie down on the quicksand on.”
“You give your word to come
back?”
“I give my word.”
“All right. And see if you can
find a real sharp rock over there to cut off your ears with. These
here aren’t very good.”
Then Amada went away. But she crossed
the little draw and was up the hill like a swooping lark, running so
fast that Peter wondered what was the matter with her. Then he
understood. She was very near her own house, and Peter wouldn’t
be able to catch her.
“Your uncle killed my father,”
she cried fiercely when she was safe. “And you are dirty and
ugly and you look like a porky-pine.”
Peter was shaken by the deception. He
learned that Earth people will lie to save their lives and will say a
thing when they don’t mean it. Earth people are the most
treacherous creatures in all the universes.
But that didn’t get peter past
Helen. There was only one thing to do. He broke a couple of the
flesh-colored pods off a Cherokee creeper and handed them carelessly
to Helen as the ears of Amada Stutgard, as soon as he got back.
Helen exploded, and Peter’s
heart sank; he should have known that she was too smart to accept
them. But her fury wasn’t turned onto Peter.
“Kids, we don’t know what
we got ahold of!” she screeched. “I swear these ears are
partly, at least, vegetable fiber. What are Earth people, anyhow?
What ungodly half-plant half-animals have we got ourselves involved
with? And look, there’s seeds inside the ears like a pod.
Earth-people seeds! Do you suppose that’s the way they
generate? Kill them all as fast as we can, I say! They’re
monsters!”
They plowed up Stutgard Landing and
sowed it with salt. Or at least they made a symbolic scratch, and
shook salt into it. And no grass ever grew there again. No grass had
ever grown on that sour mud flat before.


The next objective, the kingdom of the
Fiddlers, was hard to find. The Fiddlers made illegal whisky, and
their place was the best hidden in the pits. The sheriff had never
been able to find it. But Catherine de Medici knew the way, and she
showed the direction by her attitude. They came to Fiddler’s
Landing – it was only a gash in the hills where one could nose
a boat. Helen sounded the automobile horn for a challenge.
Jack Fiddler was a suspicious man. He
stuck his head out from behind an unlikely hill, and he had them
covered with a blunderbuss before they saw him.
“Ha! Ye’ve stolen the Ile
from old Fulbert!” Jack Fiddler intoned at them. “Have
you killed the vicious old saint, ye evil kindred?”
“No, we’re going to leave
him till one of the last,” Peter explained reasonably. “We’ve
come to kill you now. Boy, I bet we blast you wide open.”
“I’ll just come aboard and
belabor the crowd of you and get to the truth about this raft
stealing,” Jack Fiddler growled. And that is where he made his
mistake.
“When Jack Fiddler bounded
aboard the raft, he left his rifle leaning against a rock on shore.
And when he collared the first two children to bounce their heads
together, he fond himself looking down the small but serious barrel
of the .22 into the weird green eyes of Peter.
That Jack Fiddler carried on like a
crazy man when they had the jump on him. He roared and pawed the
plank decking, but he couldn’t scare the boy loose from the
weapon. Then Fiddler folded, swallowed his cud, as they say. They
ordered him around, and he went meekly, but with an evil sly look in
his eye and a bide-my-time set to his mouth. But Charles had
Fiddler’s big rifle now, and there was nothing the man could
do.
They made him get a wheelbarrow and
rig a plank and load a barrel of corn whisky and a barrel of choc
beer and a tubful of mash. The mash smelled as good and as sour as
anything you ever nosed.
“It will be good to eat for
breakfast,” Dorothy said.
They made Fiddler load a ham that his
last customer had just left with him. Then they told him to kneel
down in the mud and say his prayers, that his time had come to die.
But Jack Fiddler did no such thing. He
bounded off into his tricky rocks and hills, whipping and evading
like a cotton-tail going to ground, as the .22 and the big rifle
barked in futile pursuit of him. That Jack Fiddler had been shot at
more than once before, that was clear. They weren’t about to
get him.
The Dulanty kids would have to do
something about letting their jumped prey escape them every time. Oh
well, they could send a Bagarthach verse after him to kill him. And
there was plenty to do wrecking his stuff.
They turned over the rest of the
barrels, sank his boat, and set fire to his wagon. But they couldn’t
find his house to burn it. The sheriff had never been able to find it
either, or his main reserve stock for that matter.
Now the Dulantys had a second rifle
much larger than the .22. And they had corn whisky and beer instead
of rum. Helen, who was on a pirate jag lately, had wished for rum.
But the whisky and choc would serve as
well, for fashions change in both piracy and liquor.


6


The World’s a Trap, and None Can
Quit It –


The next objective of the Dulantys was
the stronghold of the Lanyard family, but here they ran into
difficulties that were mostly mental. It is hard to plunder a people
who will willingly give you anything they have. The Lanyards were
good people, and they did not themselves know how many were in their
family. It depends on where you start and finish counting.
The Lanyards were part Shawnee Indian,
which made them better than the Fiddlers, who were part Quapaw, and
better than the Fabers who were part Cherokee.
Well, it had to be done nevertheless.
You can’t start getting kind to people when there’s a job
to do. The Dulantys landed to a terrific blast of the old automobile
horn and the terrible cry of Peter.
“A swift and merciful death is
the best we can offer. Don’t make us do our worst.”
The Lanyards were either off
somewhere, or else they were too terrified to show a head. Finally
there appeared Phoebe Jane Lanyard, the mother of the brood, in
answer to the racket. She came out openly, and did not seem to
comprehend her danger.
Phoebe had always had a way of looking
at the Dulantys and chuckling, without answering their extravagances.
She understood this goblin brood better than anyone else did, and she
mocked their own look back at them with a rakish looseness of
features. She could be as goblin as they could.
The goblin look, as you know, is
characterized by an extreme mobility of the features. “We can
look like regular people till we have to laugh,” Peter had said
once. Even the non-goblin-appearing of the Dulantys (the beautiful
Elizabeth and Charles and Helen) had increasingly taken on the goblin
hue these last several days. “Look at them sideways and they’re
goblins too,” Phoebe Jane said out loud – to herself, not
to them. She had a talent for looking at things sideways.
Phoebe’s chuckling at all their
threats got the Dulantys’ goat, and we don’t mean
Catherine de Medici.. They stormed onto shore and blazed at her with
green eyes that they tried to make angry.
“You do well to hide out in the
pits,” she said to them, seriously now, when they were on
shore. “They are having a meeting on you today, and there will
be an order to put you in a home. Crocker is behind it.”
“We hate him!” Elizabeth
spat. “We really ought to go back and kill him before we kill
you.”
“I think so too,” Phoebe
said. “I’d appreciate it if you’d leave me pretty
well to the last.”
Phoebe was more Indian than the rest
of her family, for her husband was a good part white. Sometimes
Phoebe said she was Shawnee and French and that Jean Chouteau was her
grandfather; or that she was Shawnee and Texas and Charles Goodnight
was her grandfather; or Shawnee and Arkansas and Jessie Chisholm was
her grandfather; or Shawnee and Missouri and both Jessie and Frank
James were her grandfathers. She was also granddaughter of Charles
Curtis, Chief Crazy Horse, David Payne, and Sequoyah. The reason she
had so many grandfathers is that she came from a big family.
And by now she had surveyed everything
on board both of the rafts.
“I think that a group in your
position should be willing to barter,” she told them. “I
will just take that keg of corn whisky – my husband and
children love it so much. Here, here, give a hand, kids. You’ll
get back full value.”
She wheeled the keg of corn off the
Ile on a little loop-wheeled cart, set it up on chocks with the help
of Charles and Peter, and broached it to see if it was good. It was.
She liked it.
Then she brought to the Dulantys a big
gunny sack of pecans, a jug of grape juice that was just beginning to
turn heady, some jars of hominy, and a slab of deer meat as hard and
black as old leather.
“Now you kids be gone before
someone comes,” she said. “They know you come here often,
and they’re looking for you. Stay hidden in some inlet for the
rest of today and tonight and tomorrow. I’ll find you tomorrow
night and tell you what has happened to Henry and Frank, whether they
have hung either of them yet. I’ll see Witchy the next day. I’d
try to get permission to keep you kids with me but they wouldn’t
allow it, me being only a common-law wife and having seen children
and three grandchildren and a few other people all living in one
shack. But I am the one you are to look to while you are hiding out
in the pits.”
“How will you find us tomorrow
night, as slick as we can hide, and when we don’t even know
where we’re going to be?” John asked.
“I will find you,” Phoebe
said. “Now go quickly. I know when people are going to come to
my place, and people will be here very soon.”
The Ile and the Sea Bear weighed
anchor, or anyhow were poled away form the bank by the Dulanty crew.
“A-wa-wa-shingay!” all the
Dulantys called to Phoebe as they left. It was all the Shawnee words
they knew.
“A-wa-way,” Phoebe called
softly after them.


“We got to start killing
people,” Charles said. “We can’t keep leaving
everybody till last.”
But at the final principality in the
strip pits there could be no question of mercy. From past raids, the
Fabers hated the Dulanty children with a white hatred, and the
Dulantys hated the Fabers. But this would be a dangerous sortie. The
Fabers were commercial fishermen and they knew every splash of water
in their region. Besides, as was common talk among children both Puca
and Earthian, the Fabers weren’t above killing a stray child
who came their way and chopping him up for bait. There wasn’t
any real evidence for this, some of those damned cooler heads used to
say. Of course there wasn’t! What can you do when the evidence
is already used up for bait? Who else catches so many fish as the
Fabers? It has to be the kind of bait they are using that makes the
difference.
The Dulanty armada stalked in quietly,
spashless and furtive. It hid itself until two rowboats with two
fishermen in each passed them going down to Green River to run and
rebait their trotlines. The Faber day-fishers had not yet come up
Crow Creek that evening.
The Dulantys eased into Faber Landing
where there was only one boat, and that one did not seem to be in
recent use. Well, there was the stronghold before them, the shack,
the privy, the open-front boathouse, the net racks, the bait tubs.
Where was the strategic point of strike?
Charles and Peter fired a number of
shots through the Faber privy. The .22 pitted pleasantly into the
wood, and the .30 seemed to tear through the front of it ad embed its
shots in the back boards. The privy made a nice little echo box,
almost like a drum.
“If there’s anybody in
there, he’s sure dead now,” Peter said. So they tried the
shack from their distance. They fired a dozen shots through the door
of the shack and got no answer. Now was the time for frontal assault.
“Hit the beach!” Peter
howled. “Land ho!”
“What’s so funny about
land?” Dorothy asked.
They hit the shack in a wave of small
flesh. Bad John went through and unlatched the door for them from the
inside. Nobody was there. They broke out the shack window, and
started a good fire inside the building. They threw furniture on, and
cord and cloth, and some shoemakers’ wax to make it smell god;
the Fabers apparently employed this somehow in their net-lashing.
Then the fire took the whole shack so fast that the children had to
scurry to get out. It was the fastest and best fire they ever
started.
Then they got to it. They dumped
several hundred pounds of good fish from the tanks into the pit
streams. They armed themselves with fish knives and discovered that
these were just about what they had been needing all their lives.
They slashed nets and gear, and piled and burned everything that
would burn. They loaded two one-hundred-hood trotlines into the Sea
Bear where they would be handy. They took the last and best tray of
bait, and a bunch of buckets that are always good for something. They
got the remaining Faber boat burning good.
“If people knew how much fun
this was, everybody would be doing it all the time,” Elizabeth
sang. And that open-front boathouse went almost in a single blast of
flame when they got it started. It burned sizzling down to the very
water.
The Dulantys hoisted sail and fared
out upon the blue bosom of Crow Creek. And they had timed it
perfectly. It clouded over suddenly at sunset, and the dark fell down
on everything like a curtain. They passed the returning Faber
fishermen in that dark, all Dulanty noises being masked by the
Fabers’ loud and excited cursing at seeing the glow of flames
around their own place.
The Dulantys passed so close that one
hurried Faber oar actually banged the hull of the low-lying Ile de
France. Then the Dulantys glided downstream, and in not time at all
they were at the confluence of the waters, and immediately they were
on the Green River iself.
It was night, and a memorable one. To
be on the Green River was not really to be at sea, but to the Dulanty
children it was very like a first night at sea.
They moored in the tightest and most
covered cove of all. Trees came down low and pretty well screened
them, and they were hidden well enough with the help of the darkness.


On that night there happened things of
such variety and so out of every context that it almost seemed that
they could not all be rue. There were six major complexes of events;
each happening when only one child was awake to observe and partake,
and the rest were asleep. We are able to give only that which
occurred to Helen; not that it was the most remarkable, to the
contrary that it is the easiest to believe. The other five (Bad John
did not remember anything unusual happening) had all said their
sagas, and Helen moved easily into hers.
“There were ships came up Green
River,” she told, “real ships. Peter hinted at something
like this in his only silly story, but he did not get the big
picture. I believe he was half awake for a short moment of it only
while it was happening, and then he dreamed the rest of his. Well,
these were really big ships, as I could tell by their outline between
me and the trees and the stars. You may ask me how really big ships
could come up Green River, and I believe I am able to answer you.
They were remarkable shallow-draft vessels, a hundred feet high some
of them, and drawing only two foot of water. They were pirate craft,
and they were built that way for easier raiding up rivers and tidal
estuaries.
“There was the Spanish Dancer.
That was a ship! It is the fastest ship in the world. It can go twice
the speed of the wind because of the way they reef its sails. It has
the bloodiest pirates of al on it, except for the Flying Snake which
has even bloodier ones. I went onto the Spanish Dance and as soon as
they realized my worth they made me captain. They said that, with my
own courage added to their complement, they would be able to whip
the Flying Snake which was lurking down Green River for them.
“After I had established order
on the Spanish Dancer and delegated authority, I got in a binnacle
and rowed to investigate some of the other ships that were around
here. I went on the Vampire, whose crewmen are served every night a
cup of blood with their scuttle of rum. This is the ship that they
had really taken Peter on, but he was sleepy and scared and he got
the name wrong. They didn’t actually take a gallon of his
blood. They took only about a thimbleful to see what they had there.
‘Oh Hell,’ their blood-man said when he had run it
through the tests, ‘this kid’s a Puca. We can’t be
drinking Puca bood; we got a contract with them says we don’t
drink their blood and they don’t drink ours. I thought he was
an Earth kid.’ They put Peter to sleep ten and put him in his
bunk. And that’s all in the world that happened to Peter. All
the rest he told is lies.
“Hey, I stayed with those guys a
long time and drank a lot of blood. Any of you ever drink a Bloody
Mary or a Redhead made with real blood? I bet tomato juice will never
do a thing for me again. They begged me to be their captain; and I
had to slip away quietly, as I hate sticky goodbyes.
“Then I went onto the Gigantis
Transfixus, the same ship that Fulbert told us about once. It is the
tallest ship of all, and there is this about it that you cannot say
about any other ship in the world: its mainmast is a man! The
mainmast is a giant that the pirates captures in the Persian Gulf;
and they made him stand there with his arms outstretched. All the
yardarms and sails and things are spiked onto him. The way they got
him to stand there was to put a spell on him for thirty years. His
time is already up, but he didn’t know it. Once a year they
showed him a calendar, but it was an old calendar with a lot of time
to go on it. The rest of the time they kept him blindfolded so he
couldn’t count the days.
“The giant is old now, and he’s
simpleminded, or he wouldn’t have let them put the spell on him
in the first place. The pirates were mean to him and they hadn’t
given him a drink of water for five years. We heard him moaning when
we moored last night, but we didn’t know what it was. He was
the moaning we heard up in the treetops.
“I set it all to rights. I
dipped a davit full of water and gave him a drink. ‘Thank you,
Helen,’ he said, ‘that sure is good.’ ‘You
count three’ I said, ‘and then bust all those spikes and
things out. You can be free now, thanks to Helen, because your time
is up. And I will back up your claim with mind and sinew.’ Then
I whistled for the men from the Spanish Dancer to come, as the men on
the Transfixus were shooting at me and hitting me too. Then the giant
busted out all the spikes that were sticking in him, and the whole
superstructure of the Transfixus went down just as the men from the
Spanish Dancer swarmed on board, and at the same time there was an
explosion below decks and flames billowed everywhere -”
“Pirates are perhaps the
greatest invention of Earth people,” Elizabeth interrupted
loftily, “and their pirate stories are wonderful entertainment
for small children. We have to give Earth people credit for that,
they invented pirates.”
“- staunched the blood by a
trick I’d learned from a Hindu lama years before,” Helen
was continuing, “and picked up my left eye from the deck to
replace it later. Then, taking an old toggle harpoon -”
“Uncle Henry says that Earth
People invented pirates, but they used Pucas for a model,”
Peter said. “He says that Bartholomew Portuguese was a Puca,
and so was Teach (Blackbeard). They were doing a little irregular
trade on Earth, and people modeled the pirate stories on them. But
the second-rate pirates like Kidd were Earthmen.”
It was almost dawn and almost time for
breakfast. Helen was still telling how she had sewed her severed arms
back on, first the right and then the left, with a sail needle and
gut-string made of the bowels of one of the slaughtered Transfixus
seamen.
How could you have sewed the right arm
on first if you didn’t have your left arm to sew with?”
Dorothy asked.
“I just said that to see if you
were paying attention,” Helen said. “I really sewed my
left arm on first and then my right.”


You only think there ain’t hidden
inlets on Green River till it means your life to find one. The
Dulantys found one (much better than their night mooring) when they
heard the Fabers coming looking for them just before dawn. They got
the Ile and the Sea Bear both into an inlet and secured them. And
even the Fabers who knew every splash of those waters missed them.
Charles was afraid that Catherine de Medici would make an outcry, but
that goat was smart; she knew she’d go into the pot if the
Fabers caught her. But the Fabers came so near that you could see
their hard black eyes. It was a long time before those Fabers gave up
the search.
The Dulantys lay in their
branch-covered inlet all day. Sheriff Train came looking for them in
a boat, calling out to them in a friendly fashion. Mr. Crocker came
looking for them in a crazier boat with three bloodhounds and the
other dogs in it, and he let them out to snuffle the shore every few
feet. And another bunch of Fabers came looking for them, and then
another bunch.
And yet the children were able to
catch and eat great strings of fish as they lay hidden. So the taunt
of the Stinkers had been right! They did eat raw fish! Don’t
knock it till you’ve tried it.
And after they found out what made
Catherine de Medici so cranky, they milked her and had goat milk to
go with the choc beer for an original drink. This was the life, laced
with adventure, sweetened with danger, full of challenge. They were
as secure in their inlet as a turtle in its carapace, and the whole
world could look for them forever and not find them.
That’s why they were so
surprised when, just after dark of that second night, Phoebe Jane
Lanyard was on the Ile before they saw or heard her.
“Now you kids listen to me and
stop making trouble,” she said before they could get in a word.
“I saw Frank just an hour ago and told him that you were all
right and that I would watch out for you. I went and talked to Hank
in jail today, and I went up and saw Witchy for a little while.
Things look bad for all three of them.
“You will have to stay hid. And
you will have to stop burning down people’s houses. It makes
them mad. I brought you a honeycomb and some Indian bread. I brought
you a peck of corn, and some pancake flour. I brought you a frog
fork, and a gunny sack to put the frogs in. And I brought you some
pepper, and six eggs. Oh, I forgot to bring one for you, Bad John!
I’ll bring you two tomorrow night. Which one of you is cook?”
“Myself, until I can train one
of the younger children,” said Helen.
“But you’re the youngest
of them all, Helen,” Phoebe said. “Oh, I forgot. You
don’t mean chronological age, do you? I forget just what it is
you do mean. I brought you some shot for the .22 you stole from the
Stinkers and the .30 you stole from Fiddler. I brought you a
blacksnake to play with, and a bar of soap.”
“How could you find us when even
the Fabers couldn’t?” Peter asked.
“Oh, they’re only
Cherokees. I wonder God doesn’t take their eyes away from them
since they never use them. What if smart Indians came looking for
you? I’ll have to hide you in a better place where everybody in
the world can’t see you when they go by.”
“But Sheriff Train and Mr.
Crocker looked or us, and the dogs too, and they couldn’t find
us,” John said.
“Why, they’re not even
Indian (except for that dog Candle is one-quarter Seneca Indian); how
could they find anybody? They have to use both ands to find the noses
on their face. Cast off now! We have to move!”
Phoebe Jane piloted them down the
river about a mile. She put them in an inlet so hidden that the stars
didn’t even shine. It was like the inside of a blind shed.
“A family lived in this inlet
for three generations and they never did see the sun,” she
said. “The parents never saw the faces of their own children.
It’s so dark in here that you strike a match here and it shines
dark instead of light. It’s so dark here that you didn’t
see me go, and I left my voice here to talk with you for two minutes
after I’m gone.”
And Phoebe Jane had indeed leapt
lightly towards a probable shore and disappeared like a whisper into
the total darkness.
“A-wa-wa-shingay,” the
Dulantys whispered after her.


7


The “Strife Dulanty” With
the World


Little Jack Wilson – a poor man
of Lost Haven – came and talked to Frank Dulanty one afternoon
in the hills away from town. Little Jack didn’t know how he
happened to meet Frakn there, or even how he happened to be walking
in the hills. But Frank knew. He had summoned Little Jack by means of
a Bagarthach verse broadcast on the wind. You slant your verse to the
man you are calling, and it will bring him almost every time.
“Little Jack, my family is lost
and marooned and taken on all sides in a strange place,” Frank
said. “What do you think we should do?”
“I think you people should leave
this region entirely, Frank,” Little Jack told him, ‘though
you seem to be the only one left to leave. You have no friends here.
I’d like to be, but I’m scared on both sides: scared of
you because I don’t understand what kind of thing you are, and
scared of the men of Lost Haven who will chop down anything that
attaches to you. We sense you here as they wouldn’t sense you
in a larger or busier place. You look almost like everyone else, and
damned if you don’t act almost like everyone else – and I
like you and your kindred better than I like anybody else in town.
You’ve treated me decently and made me feel like a person, but
I’m the butt of the lowest Lost Haven clown of them all.
“But, Frank, you are different!
And you devil us out of our minds with the difference. I don’t
know whether your brother killed Stutgard – I think not –
but they’ll kill him for that killing, and we both understand
that. I don’t know which of us are the sheep and which the
goats, but we’re of a different species. Get our of here,
Frank!”
“What did you have in your mind
to tell me, Little Jack, when you slid off up into the hills here?
You had something on your mind to tell me?”
“Sure I had, Frank, and I have
the feeling that you put it on my mind to come tell you what is going
on.”
“What is set in the minds of all
of you? The time is tonight, I can read you that much, but what is
the thing?”
“Ah – if I were you,
Frank, I wouldn’t be in that shanty of yours tonight at, say,
ten o’ clock,” Little Jack said. “I would not light
a light in that shanty at all tonight, and I would be out of it
quickly after dark, if I went back to it at all. I’d stay in
the hills if I were you. I’d watch it from some high vantage
point and see what I might see.”
“What would I see – them
take myself and hang me, Little Jack?”
“That’s what you’d
see if you can be in two places at one time, and I’m not sure
that you can’t. Aye, they intend to hang you – and it
doesn’t seem to bother you much. I’m told that you,
whatever you are, do not fear death.”
“Oh, we don’t mind going
when it’s time to go, Little Jack. But we don’t like
being told by our lesser that it’s time to go. And this
hanging, for personal reasons I wish to avoid it. I tell you, any man
or group that wants to hang us like prey, we will make it an
interesting hunt. And that goes for Crocker’s Crocks. We’ve
plenty of sporting blood in us. We’ll make it fun.”
“And sober up, Frank,”
Little Jack said. “It’s your life they’ll require
of you.”
“I have sobered up, Little Jack.
Not a drop for two days now, though your world has always seemed a
little bleak without it. What afflicts me is something else.”
The men of Lost Haven believed that
Frank Dulanty was still on the drunk, as he had been immediately
after the death of his wife, and that he could be handled easily. He
wavered in his walk like a drunk, and he had the flushed look and the
hot eye of a drunk. But he was sober as a Rogers Country judge. It
was the Earth Allergy that had caught up with him and sent him along
reeling and sick, that would kill him soon if something else didn’t
do it first.
But real sporting blood can bubble up
even through Earth Allergy. Frank would give them a run for it. There
would be fun for all.


It was not completely dark till after
nine that night. And the men came long before ten. It was very close.
It was so close that Frank, sliding
out of his darkened shanty by a loosened plank that only he and
little Helen knew about, mingled with the men in front of the shanty
and mingled his voice with theirs in Lost Haven accents. (All Pucas
love to mime.) It was very dark three. It had better be.
The men had several ropes, and they
made a lot of noise asking each other who had them and if they were
all set.
Crocker arrived then, giving orders.
He was the man who gave all the orders in Lost Haven, now that
Stutgard was dead.
“Go in and get him,”
Crocker snapped. A dozen men were heaving a heavy twelve-by-twelve to
use as a battering ram on the door. Crocker let them get their
momentum up, then twisted the knob, flicked open the unlocked door,
and let the twelve men and their bulk crash on their faces into the
shanty. Some of them are still picking splinters out of their jowls
today.
Crocker was smart, and he enjoyed
doing things like that to his men. But he knew that Frank Dulanty
would devise something more intricate than a barred door. He
suspected a trap of some sort inside, and sending twelve men crashing
in like that with a heavy timber would be enough to spring most
traps.
Crocker went in after the men. They
lit the lights in the shanty, and they seemed to search the place
pretty thoroughly. The expectation fell in the men outside. Too long
a time in there. The man had skipped, that was plain.
“No show tonight,” Joe
Cottonhead grumbled outside. Cottonhead was another poor man of Lost
Haven.
“No, I don’t believe
they’ll find me in there, Joe,” Frank Dulanty said low to
Cottonhead who was standing beside him in the dark.
“Is it yourself, Frank?”
Cottonhead asked even lower. “You have nerve. I could cal lthem
out and have them over here, but I’ve always been afraid of you
and your brother; I don’t know what you’d do to me before
the other men got here. What do you want now?”
“The same thing you want, Joe, a
show. You said there wouldn’t be one tonight. There will. I’ve
just picked the spot for it, partly with yourself in mind.
“A man with a thirst like yours
isn’t all bad, Joe. It shows you’re still alive. I know
where you want to be, and we’ll have it there. I’ll slip
off now and check the script. And here’s what you do: When the
man are tired of playing around here and not finding me, you just
sing out ‘Everybody over to Blind Ben’s Bar! Drinks are
for everybody!’ Tell tem somebody will be along to pick up the
tab in a little while, and I will be. If Crocker talks about getting
the dogs to track me down, you sing out ‘Everybody over to
Blind Ben’s Bar! Start the manhunt from there!’”
Frank Dulanty slipped away then, and
Joe Cottonhead began to bawl: “Everybody over toe Blind Ben’s.
We got a live one in a minute.”
Crocker and his men finally decided
that Frank was hid nowhere in the shanty. They came out and left the
lights on and the doors open. Blind Ben’s Bar sounded already
to Crocker also, if there was a live one somewhere to pick up the
tab.
“I’ll get the dogs after
we’ve all had a drink,” he said. And the bunch of them,
about twenty men in all, started to Blind Ben’s.

“Is it you, Frank? You can’t
jump us all?” It was Little Jack Wilson who had lagged behind.
“I can if I time it right,”
Frank said. “Go along after them, Little Jack. I’ll make
my entrance shortly. The show will be worth it.”


Frank entered his own shanty boldly.
He went to the only place Crocker had gone, though Crocker’s
men had gone everywhere. On his own bed (Crocker was a little fey to
know for sure which was Frank’s bed in the shanty) Frank found
a rope with a noose. It was heavy and neat and well tied, and
attached was an obscene and taunting note. Crocker had a gift for
this too. If he’d been a Puca, he’d have put it into
verse, but it was essentially a Bagarthach.
Frank sat down for a few moments and
tapped with his foot as though counting time. He felt better by the
second; the Earth Sickness flowed away from him and he became a real
Puca again. He began to grin, a mean crooked grin that he seldom
used, a grin that would back off even his brother Henry.
In Lost Haven they hadn’t
thought of Frank as a giant since they had usually seen him with his
heavier ad uglier brother – the one who really spooked them.
But Frank was a long, strong man, larger than life, and unbelievably
swift. He had the sudden tide in him – as have all Pucas and
many Earthmen – and it rose up now; the essence of that tide is
powe and timing. And he had, when he wished to use it, what the Puca
called the Fianaise – the Presence. Frank was capable of his
moments.
Frank took the note, and the rope with
its noose. He went out of the shanty, still leaving all doors open
and all lights on. He went toward Blind Ben’s Bar.
A man had gone for Crocker’s
dogs, and he was bringing them across that rough little milo field on
the south end of town. They were booming and baying as they worked up
their own sort of excitement. Frank knew exactly when they got the
cross-wind whiff of him. He heard them cower and refuse.
Then he knew that he was at full
effect. The dogs were afraid of him, and the men would be. He came
the last steps with a lion-swiftness, entering Blind Ben’s with
much more noise than was necessary, banging the door with a heavy
clatter. He stood there with the noose rope in his hands. He had
studied it out in his mind just where the hanging lantern in Blind
Ben’s would light him most effectively, and he made that a part
of his timing when he jumped them. The men drew in breath like bayed
badgers, and the stiffened like dogs.
“Holy horse-hocks!”
breathed Sad Sam Burns. “It’s The Dulanty!”
Frank held them all rigid for a long
moment, drained them dry, and then released them - except the
whitefaced Crocker.
“Take your ease,” Frank
said. “Everybody drinks but Crocker. Set them up, Ben. It’s
a celebration.”
“Who’ll pay?” asked
Blind Ben doggedly. “They’ve been bugging me that there’s
a live one coming.”
“I’ll pay, Ben,”
said Frank, “and then I’ll pay off someone else.”
Ben set the drinks out, beer and choc
beer, hose whisky and crooked-neck jug whisky, turnip brandy and
granny wine. The men glowed into them as to a feast and fell to it.
“Crocker, back up half a step!”
Frank ordered suddenly in a throaty whisper that was so loud that it
echoed. That throaty thing was always threatening and effective when
used with Earthmen. And Crocker fell back half a step.
Frank Dulanty whistled a little tune
in an unearthly key. He went over to the scared Crocker, put the
noose around his neck and fitted it snug. He tossed the end of the
line over a rafter and pulled it tight.
“Some of you men take this
fool!” Crocker babbled. “Sad Sam, you’ve got your
rifle. Take it and level it on this -” But Frank pulled the
line tighter and cut off Crocker’s words.
The men all watched it like a show.
This Crocker, be it understood, was no patsy. He was a rough man who
handled killer dogs. He had been running the town for Stutgard and
running it by force. Now he had intended to run it for himself.
Frank unraveled a paper from his
pocket and presented it in front of Crocker’s now ashen face,
at the same time slackening the line a little. Crocker tore at the
noose with his hands till he could breathe again. Nobody had realized
what a tall craggy man Frank was, nor that he had such great hands on
him.
“Did you write this note?”
Frank asked Crocker.
“No, I swear to God I didn’t,
Frank,” Crocker blurted. “Some of you men take this
animal! There’s enough of you. Surely twenty men can handle one
of him!”
But the men would not be done out of
their show. They were liking this. “He wrote it. Crocker wrote
it,” several of them volunteered.
“If you wrote it, eat it,”
Frank ordered, and he stuffed it into Crocker’s mouth.
Crocker’s eyes boggled and he closed his mouth on the paper,
but he still looked stubborn. “I said Eat it!” Frank
cried angrily. He gave a strong pull on the line and half-strangled
Crocker. Crocker’s jaws began to move to save his neck. He
swallowed. His Adam’s apple popped like a cork and the note was
down.
Frank jerked the billfold from
Crocker’s pocket and threw it on the bar. “Keep the
drinks coming till it’s used up,” he told Blind Ben.
“Crocker promised these men a show tonight, and this is the
least he can do for them.”
“-But you shall have none!”
he said fiercely to Crocker who was still noosed. “Your tongue
must stay dry for a while. And just let me see the color of it, I’ve
heard that it’s black.”
Frank pulled on the rope till Crocker
showed the color of his tongue. It was not black; it was muted red.
“Go home now, Crocker,”
Frank said, drawing the line back across the rafter. “But leave
the noose around your neck and the rope trailing you in the street. I
will have eyes following you to report it if you do not. Don’t
take it off till you’re in your own house. And keep it handy.
Whenever I am ready I will send for you, and you will bring it, and I
will complete the job. But that is not for tonight.”
Crocker left, still white with anger
and fear, and he trailed the rope behind him. That jackal-cat Crocker
had been belled now, and he would be banged and hounded by things
both within and outside himself.


Frank had timed the tide of Crocker
and the men, and he took them all that easily. Now he slid easily
into drinking with the men, drawing on a fund of Puca-flavored
stories and jokes to entertain them. They were his for tonight, but
he couldn’t have pulled such a trick again. He felt he Earth
Sickness stealing back over him, and now he was less than a full
Puca.
It had been a temporary thing, and he
knew it. Oh, they’d kill him still, or one of their kind would.
But he was the bear for a while, and they were the dogs. Was it
possible that, for the short interval, he seemed much larger than he
was? An the Puca fake such appearance?
Frank Dulanty was but little above
average man-size, but all the men would remember him as some sort of
giant in that episode.
The men of the town liked him more
after this show, and yet it had become still more inevitable that
they would kill him and his brother Henry. The Dulantys were
almost-men. That’s what spooks are.


Phoebe Jane Lanyard had gone to see
Witchy at the institution at Vinita. Witchy was not all right. Her
eyes did not focus properly, and the two sides of her face were
different. But she was lively that day; and she recognized Phoebe,
having always been a friend of the poor Indian woman. Witchy’s
voice was now like that of a small girl, perhaps her own daughter
Helen:
“Phoebe, I’ve found a
passage in Scripture that explains everything,” she said. “It’s
by Saint John, so our faith constrains us to accept it:


“The Devil and Crocker and Stut,
Put all of their heads in one hat,
And mixed them and added them up,
And hadn’t the brains of a cat.”


“I don’t think St. John
really wrote that, Witchy,” Phoebe said. “You just made
it up.”
“Oh? I thought it was in the
Apocalypse, but maybe not. The Apocalypse and me are a lot alike.
There’s another one, I think it’s from Tertullian:


“The Devil sent Crocker for Stut
To bring him his head on a plate.
The evil said ‘I’m in a
rut,
That’s something I oughtn’t
to ate.”


“I don’t believe anyone
wrote that either, Witchy. You just made it up.”
“Well, maybe so. I make up
verses all day long. Sometimes real dirty ones. I wonder why. I wish
Veronica would bring the coffee.”
“Veronica is dead, Witchy.”
“Don’t you start giving me
that funny look, Phoebe. I know she’s dead. I still wish she’d
bring the coffee. They won’t let me have any more, just because
I always bend up the spoons and break the cups when I’m through
with them. Can you get me out of here, Phoebe?”
“Sure, I can shuck you over the
wall easily enough after dark. We’ll pick a night real soon,
Witchy.”
“Phoebe,” Witchy said in a
suddenly rational moment, “there’s several other people
of our sort in the United States. I wonder if you could get in touch
with them. I hate for the family to be broken up and the kids spilled
into the world as young as they are. That might not be safe.”
“What are the addresses of the
others, Witchy?”
“Oh, we don’t keep
addresses. The only contact we have with each other is of an informal
and intuitive sort. “Well, haven’t they at least
names?”
“Oh, Willy McGilly, Diogenes
Pontifex, John Pandemonium, Aloysius Shiplap, names like that.
They’re important people, scientists and musicians and
confidence men and such. Hell, you’re a Shawnee. You say that
Shawnees can sense things as well as we can. Find one of them as a
favor to me, Phoebe.”
“All right. It had sprung up in
my mind this morning like a mushroom that I would meet one of those
names soon. He’s about a day’s travel away and coming in
this direction.”
After that, Witchy had one of her
attacks and was not coherent. Then she was much worse. She looked
like something entirely different. She foamed and raved. No one had
ever found fault with the people who had tied her up like a dog and
brought her to the hospital that other night. She had been in such a
state then.
Attendants brought Witchy under
control, and told Phoebe that she would have to leave.
But this attack passed quickly. Witchy
called out once more in her old-new little girl voice –
“Wait, Phoebe, there’s one
more –


“The Devil rolled Stut like a
ball
And said as he dropped in a hole,
‘It tickles my tail to recall
The prices he charged us for coal.’”


After that, Witchy was led back into
the building, and they saw no more of each other that day.
“She didn’t even ask about
the children,” Phoebe said to herself. “Maybe she thinks
Veronica is still taking care of them.”


8


Was Mostly That they Didn’t Fit
It


There is one spot on the Green River
that is always foggy. Even at midday there is so strong a haze that
you can look straight at the sun, and it is blue. The fog comes from
Misu Mound that stands on the right bank of Green River, though Helen
said it was the left bank.
“When you face downriver, the
left bank is the left bank,” she told them. “Is that
clear to everybody? But when you turn around and face upriver, then
the left bank is the right bank and the right bank is the left bank.”
“You can’t make the right
turn into the left bank just by turning around,” Peter
protested.
“Oh, but you can. The bank that
you called the left bank when you faced downriver will be the left
bank forever. I think there is an international covenant on that. But
when you face upriver, the left bank will be on your right hand, so
the ignorant will call it the right bank.”
“The only place it is still the
left bank when it is on the right is in the left lobe of your brain,”
Peter argued stubbornly. “I suspect the Helen-brain is mostly
left lobe.”
Well, the Dulanty children had to look
upriver to Misu Mound from their hidden inlet, and form there Misu
Mound was on the right-hand bank even if Helen called it the left
bank.
The mound had been started by people
older than the Shawnees, so Phoebe Jane really didn’t know much
more about it than the Dulantys did. She faked a lot of her stuff.
But she told them that this was the way the mound was made:
First they lay a number of dead people
out on the ground. A lot of them weren’t ready to go, Phoebe
Jane had told them, but you can’t start a mound with only two
or three dead bodies. Then you put whatever you think the dead people
would enjoy with them, and bring dirt and cover them up. The next
year you bury more people on top of them, and in a very few centuries
you have a mound. But the fact is that there was something there
below the ground when they started. You don’t build a mound
just anywhere.
If you dig deep there, even today,
below the level of the surrounding ground and under the mound itself,
you will find the bones of unknown animals.
Phoebe Jane’s uncle one dug out
a set of those bones and took them over to the University. He thought
he was performing a service, as University people are supposed to be
interested in things like that. But those hangdog professors looked
at him like he was the weird one. They went over those bones
snuffling like a bunch of dogs, and they seemed to get madder the
more they snuffled.
“You didn’t find these
bones all together,” the professors gruffed at him. “There
couldn’t be an animal like this. The shoulder one is form a
deformed buffalo, or perhaps an exceptionally heavy angus. The
ribcage is from an old plowhorse whose skeleton you must have found
in a pasture somewhere. Both are about fifty years old. These are
bear’s jaws. The hindquarters are from a jack, wouldn’t
you say, Professor Elmo?”
“A jack or a mule certainly. He
got them up in the big lime country, the only place that recent bones
would be so well preserved on the surface, and the only place where
joker Indians still obtain. These fangs are good ivory – too
good. They’re of common texture throughout – without a
core. There never was a tooth without a core. What did you whittle
them out of, man, a cue ball?”
“The fangs wouldn’t go
with the jaws,” the other professor said, “and the jaws
wouldn’t go with this cow’s skull that you have here; nor
would a cow’s skull attach with such neck bones as these:
they’re an alligator’s and have Barataria Bay Louisiana
Recent written all over them. What were you ever doing in Louisiana,
Indian, and how did you come by these?”
“I used to drive that territory
for the Red Dog Truck Line,” Phoebe’s uncle had said, and
it was the truth, he had.
“An altogether impossible
animal,” said one of the professors. “There ought to be a
law against hoaxers. You didn’t find all these bones together.”
“I by damn did find those bones
all together,” Phoebe’s uncle said, “and there’s
of sets of them in the roots of Misu Mound.” But the men didn’t
believe him.
It’s true that Phoebe’s
uncle was an eight-ply liar who was also an elaborate practical
joker. That’s all right. Some of the greatest discoveries have
been made by eight-ply liars. How did the men know there weren’t
other bones like that in Misu Mound if they didn’t go and dig?
The layers of the mound differed from
each other in what was buried there. In the first layer, every dead
body had been buried with a horse. In the second layer, every body
had been buried with a lion. These weren’t tawny like the
mountain lions of today, they were black and brindled. In the next
layer, each body was buried with a buffalo. And very near the top,
each body was buried with a Puca.
Then there came a day when the mound
wouldn’t hold another body. People had no more than scratched
the sod to set in one more body when all the old dead people became
very excited over the intrusion.
“Oh, go away and leave us
alone,” the old dead people grumbled, “we’re full
up here.” And the dead buffalo grunted and the bears growled
and the lions screamed and the Pucas sang Bagarthachs and the unknown
animals at the bottom rumbled like buried thunder and there was hell
to pay all around. So they hadn’t buried anybody in Misu Mound
since then, except accidentally.
Much of this about the Mound was what
Phoebe had told the children, but some of it that had told
themselves. It was all true except for one part: they had never
buried Pucas with people there like you would bury horses with them.
Phoebe just put that in to rile them up because the Dulantys were
Puca people.
Phoebe was the only Earth person who
knew that the name of them was Puca – a word the children were
never to use to outsiders. And they hadn’t told it to her.
Phoebe knew some things of herself.
But how was it that Veronica and
Witchy had used to tell the children similar stories about mounds
back home? Misu Mound resembled the mounds in the Puca country in
ways that Phoebe didn’t know about.
There was a big room in the middle of
Misu Mound. Nobody but the Dulanty children knew about that room,
fifty feet down below the top of the mound; and hey were able to go
directly to it by passages unknown to others. The Puca in their
native surroundings lived as much under the ground as on top of it.
The Puca, as a matter of fact, did not, strictly speaking, resemble
goblins; it was kobolds they looked like, but these are not so well
known to Earth people.
It was in this big room that the dead
people would gather and sit and talk when they were tired of lying in
one position. They cracked old bones to get the marrow, and they
drank corn beer. It didn’t take much eating and drinking to
keep them up, since they were no longer fleshed. They didn’t
eat much, but they sure did smoke a lot. It is not generally known,
but dead people used tobacco or centuries before live people stumbled
onto it. That had been the case with the Puca. The smoke all came out
through a hole in the side off the mound, and that caused the fog or
haze.
The children learned the interior of
the mound. They could have hidden there from all pursuit, but they
couldn’t have taken their rafts there. They dug all over the
flanks of the mound, and came out with bones of animals and people.
They dug out two prime skulls which they set up on the prows of their
rafts.
The children formed enduring
friendships with many of the old Indians in the middle of Misu Mound.
They learned a lot about Earth people from them, how they are in
their essence, what are the real things that are hidden under the
daily exterior, and how it was in the old days. And the learned the
right way to cure tobacco and to make pipes and how to really smoke
up a storm.


It came to Peter always just two hours
before dawn. It cam up out of the ground or out of the water like a
land-wave or a sea-wave and possessed him completely. It was then
that the Earth ambient brought it on him, too early, too green, too
rank.
And it was then that the sea-hammock
itself became evil; and he had to come out of it, trembling and sick
– to do anything, anything: to roll on the deck in the dark, or
thrash onto the shore and go crashing through the thickets, cutting
an barking himself till he could lick the blood off his own arms and
taste it mixed with salt and the smell of bruised weeds – to
think of it instead of the passion.
The early-morning passion of a goblin
child raised on a hothouse planet is something that no Earthling will
ever know. He belonged on a world where the months and years were
different, and where balanced precocity was the rule. But here on the
gray Earth there was something that at the same time inhibited and
retarded the substance of it, while it forced the accidentals in
untimely fashion. Peter was out of balance. He was sick with the wild
surging sickness.
The children had not avoided the Earth
Sickness entirely, certainly Peter had not. And the essence of Earth
Sickness is the violent emotional revolt of interior passion of
itself, its throttling by the inhibiting Earth ambient, and the
subsequent regression into a listless lethargy as sometimes to be
fatal in the case of adults. This turmoil is unexplained, but the
Puca Anima is an Earth Matrix suffered from violent misdirected
yearnings of all sorts, and these were entangled with depressing
frustrations.
But Peter would fight the violence
with violence, going very deep into the water (it is cooler then, a
little before dawn, than at any hour) down to the bottom and grab
mud; staying for minutes and still more minutes until even Puca lungs
were near to bursting and Peter would see red and purple under water.
Then he’d turmoil up and break
surface and violently swim his fill, stroking for an hour or more
back and forth across the river, trying to tire himself and finding
it impossible.
Afterwards, when white morning came,
he would swim back to the Ile, go aboard, dress, and start breakfast,
cured and at peace now until the next foredawn. In the daytime a
goblin can pass for human or any other harmless species.
But Peter knew that he could no longer
wrestle with his beautiful cousins Elizabeth and Helen, or dive off
their shoulders, or even go swimming or unclothed with them until,
perhaps, this thing should leave him.
In the daylight he would look closely
at the others and wonder if they had ever known the passion.
Elizabeth had not; he would have known it if she had. He watched
Charles, and he knew that he had not. Dorothy hadn’t, or John.
Bad John, if he had known it at all, could not by his nature have
known it in the same way.
Then Peter looked at Helen and he
wasn’t sure. It was quite possible with her. She was younger
than the rest, but she was weird. And in all other ways she was
precocious.
Then she looked at him the same way he
was looking at her, and they were both scared.


A priest came to see Henry Dulanty in
his cell. He was an old Holland Dutchman, not one of the new young
priests who doesn’t know an Analect from the Anastasis.
He found Henry reading and was
surprised at the book he had.
“It’s almost like a staged
thing that I should find you with that,” the old priest said,
“nearly a touch of the phony there. Where are you reading?”
“Maerens incredebam sine furore,
consurgens in turba clamabam.”
“Og, from Job. It goes on ‘I
was the brother of dragons and companion of ostriches. My skin is
become black upon me. My harp is turned to mourning.’ I had a
professor once who called him the Majestic Cry-Baby. You aren’t,
are you?”
“Yes, a little. We luxuriate in
our misfortunes more than do the people of – that is –
more than -”
“More than do the people of
Earth, Dulanty? I guessed you as soon as I came in. In a long life, I
believed I had encountered it twice before, but I wasn’t sure.
With you I am. You’re from an alien world. But it’s odd
that an alien should be reading Latin.”
“Father, our briefing was a few
centuries out of date, I believe. Latin, and three American Indian
tongues (which I cannot identify with any presently known), were the
only Earth languages I learned before I came to Earth. As to this
work, I have become quite interested in Earth mythology. It is
intimated in this that the Anointed (Fear-ungadh-mac, as we would say
in our own language) would be born in Coelo-Syria in a town hardly to
be called a city. In the latter part of this anthology, it is made
out that he has already been born. Our own teaching is that the
Anointed will be born on the meanest of worlds, hardly to be called a
world. Some have surmised that it may be Earth, but this
interpretation isn’t widely held. Nor do we believe that he has
been born yet, but you never know about these things. Comparative
mythology is interesting.”
“Sometimes I believe that you
people (I’ve had a notion about you people for a long time)
appear in Scripture,” the old priest said. “As ‘In
those days there were giants on Earth.’”
“Oh, that’s us all right,”
Henry said. “Some of us have been here before, small bunches
quite a few times through the millennia. But in the latter part of
this there are passages where Paul seems to be writing from our
viewpoint. ‘Do you not know that we shall judge Angels?’
he writes. How do you interpret that, Father? To you it can’t
make sense. Do you judge Angels?”
“Do you?”
“Yes, sometimes, when they fall
within our jurisdiction. Our contact with them, however, is nothing
like what you might imagine; they themselves are nothing like what
you might imagine. I’m surprised that Earth people have even
heard of them, but several are in this tome under their own proper
names. There are a number of other things in this collection that
make sense when applied to us, but not when applied to you. It beats
me how you can understand this book at all.”
“It beats me too, Dulanty,”
the priest said. I’d like to talk about it longer, but I
suspect that neither of us is going to live very much longer. I’m
supposed to be here to bring you solace, but I’d rather try to
study you out a little. As far back as our seminary days we were
posed the interesting question: What if we should somewhere encounter
intelligent aliens? Was salvation for them also? Or only for those of
the human recension? Now I’ve come onto you and I don’t
know where to begin. I look at you and I ask whether I can ever enter
into an alien mind and think as it thinks. Can any man ever
understand any alien?”
“I ask the same question,”
Henry said. “From my viewpoint, I’m the man, you’re
the alien. How weird are the ways of Earth! Or as it is written, ‘Can
anything good come from Earth?’”
“The jailer is banging on the
bars down there, Dulanty. He hates you and is afraid of you. He won’t
give you much time with anyone. Ah, Dulanty, do Puca confess? They’re
going to kill you, you know, either inside or outside the lines.”
“Yes, we confess. Try and stop
one of us sometime. As we come to our end, we are not the Majestic
Cry-Babies, but we are the mot Bumptious Babblers you ever
encountered. We confess; if a Sagart is not available, then to an
ordinary Puca; if a Puca is not available, then to an inhabitant or
Astrobe, or to a Camiroi, or even to an Earthman; if no cogent person
is available, then to a dromedary or a dog or a mole or a tree or a
stone.”
“Begin then, my distant cousin.”
“I’ll warn you, though,
Father. You are an old man. It might kill you. There are deeper and
darker places in us than in you. We do sometimes treat so loosely
with -”
“Tell me, and do not be afraid.
I have heard everything.”
Henry Dulanty confessed to the old
priest, and it did kill him. Not immediately, but it killed him. That
old man only thought he had heard everything. Even though the priest
suspected, in one corner of his mind that stayed clear, that he had
fallen afoul of a master storyteller who was having him on, yet the
creature was having him on to his death and perhaps to his damnation.
As the Dulanty reeled off his spiel, the mind of the old man seemed
to melt like wax. It was lost in a strangeness more frightful than
any evil he had ever suspected. The talking creature was an
almost-man, but he flicked his ears like an animal and showed green
billowing flames behind his eyes.
Henry Dulanty wasn’t mean –
for a Puca. But he felt the compulsion to confess and the black
delight that it brought him. He’d warned the old fellow that it
might kill him.
The old priest retched weakly and
groaned and hung onto the bars. The jailer led him out of the cell
and out of the building, and left him shaking and stuttering in the
street.
The priest was in too much of a
turmoil to drive his car. He hired a young fellow to drive him home.
He then phoned the bishop that he was no longer able to perform his
duties, and that he should be allowed to go to the Old Priests’
Home.
He died there a month later.


9


No Setting For the Gallant Brood


The children did not think of their
parents as being any longer of the immediate living. They considered
them as having gone through that passage that is a tighter and darker
crawl than any of the tunnels in Misu Mound, and as having come into
the Central Room itself; or, if not actually having arrived there, as
being well on the way.
“After your parents die they
turn into your ancestors,” Helen said. “They call it
metamorphosis.”
Now the Dulanty children thought of
their parents as having already become their ancestors.
Veronica was already dead. Witchy was
in the boobyhatch, and she always said that she would die if she were
shut up. Maybe she’d die tonight. Maybe she was already dead.
Henry was in jail, and everybody knew
that he would be killed. He joked about it himself, Phoebe had told
them. Frank was dying of the Earth Sickness, but not dying fast
enough; the men would still come some dark night and kill him too
before the other thing killed him.
It was like an old Puca comedy, one
person falls into the quicksand, and then drags a second one in after
him, and then a third and a fourth, till they all disappear to their
deaths. Who could help laughing at a thing like that, especially when
the actors were of another people than the Puca and had been given
parts in the play which were real? The children, having lived their
lives on Earth, had not actually seen any of the traditional Puca
comedies, but they knew all about them.
So, they could consider the elder
Dulantys as gone. Had it not been for this, there would have been a
problem. The children were still committed to reducing the world to a
population of six, or seven if you count Bad John. They couldn’t
stay in the nest forever. They were entitled to a world of their own.
And time was solving, had solved in their minds, the problem for
them.
Peter slipped off one day while the
search for them was intense. He went back into Lost Haven while the
Lost Haven kids were out looking for them in the hills and bogs and
pits. He snugged up his ears tight, and he made himself as
blank-faced as any Earth kid you’d ever seen. He even shambled
along like one of them instead of walking brightly. He went to the
Dulanty shop truck with all its tools and jigs and lathes, and he
made a gadget. He brought it back and gave it to Charles who thought
it might come in handy. Peter was a better fabricator than any of the
rest of them.


If Sheriff Tolliver Train couldn’t
find the children, and if Mr. Crocker couldn’t find tem with
his bloodhounds, it still didn’t mean that they couldn’t
be found. Crocker would rather the children should be lost forever,
but he couldn’t have them popping up unexpectedly; he had to
know where they were before he would know where he was. Crocker now
used another sort of bloodhounds. He hired blackbirders or impressors
for a dollar a day to find them. And the impressors found them on the
third or fourth day.
The blackbirders were children of Lost
Haven. Children? They were as big as horses; some of them were eleven
years old. They were led by two really big boys with shotguns. They
beat the woods and prowled the streams, and quartered and
back-traced, and really searched systematically. They also employed
hunch and imagination. These had been their own woods and streams
before the Dulantys had intruded, and they’d show those wogs
who was tops at this game.
The two big eleven-year-old boys were
Baxter Bushyhead and Little Sad Sam Jones (the son of Sad Sam Jones
himself). They had one middle-sized boy with them when the struck the
true trail and came onto the Dulantys.
IT happened that the Dulantys had been
night-owling it around and in Misu Mound the night before, and now
they were sleeping up in the daytime. Even their watch, Dorothy, had
gone to sleep.
The impressors worked it perfect, and
they had the drop on them: two leveled shotguns trained on them
before they knew what had happened, and a little carbine thing held
by the middle-sized boy, Harold Harvestman, who was as spindly as
one.
The Dulantys were shamed to be taken
like that, and they had to stall while the little wheels in their
heads whirled and meshed.
“We got you cold,” Baxter
Bushyhead shouted. “Come on shore and start marching.”
“We get a nine dollar bonus!”
Little Sad Sam Jones whooped. “That’s a wooly bunch of
money. And Baxter and me each get twice as much as Harold because
we’re leaders. I’d like to know how much that’ll
get me.”
“Three dollar and sixty cents,”
Peter said, watching for a break in their front. “But if you
know Harold off in the water and hold him under while he drowns
you’ll each get four dollars and a half. I’ll watch your
guns for you while you do it.”
“Ah, we hadn’t better,
he’s my cousin,” Baxter said. “All right now, you
kids, com eon shore and start marching. We’ll blast you to
pieces if you don’t get to moving right now.”
“What a pity you’re
imperfect,” Helen said, looking steadily to Baxter Bushyhead.
“What do you mean, imperfect?”
Baxter wanted to know.
“I was thinking of your skull,”
Helen explained. “It’s misshapen. It’s a lot of
work to prepare a skull, and yours won’t be a prime one when
we’ve finished with it. It’ll have some interesting
contours, but there’s too many things against it. Was your head
always funny-shaped like that?”
“Say, where do you get those
skulls?” Baxter snapped at the bait. You got any more of
them?” “Sure we have,” Helen said. “We’ll
trade you three of ours for your three, and the ones we have here are
already fixed up. We get the skulls off of people. Where else? Those
two on the prows of our rafts are from the two men who thought they
had the drop on us yesterday. I worked till late into the night
fixing them up.”
“What you do with them? How you
fix them?” Little Sad Sam Jones was interested too.
“Well, to start with, we first
sever the head completely from the body with our cutlasses. If the
neck is too tough, we’ve got a bone saw. Then we slice off the
ears. Ears are a terrible nuisance when you’re fixing up a
skull, and the only things that will take them as bait are turtles.”
“What you do next?” Baxter
demanded.
“Empty out the brains. Everybody
says you don’t have any, Baxter, but I’m betting there’ll
be good solid meat we can use in your head. I’m on your side.
We use the brains for bait, and big boys’ brains are the best.
You can really catch catfish with brains if you know your business.
Show them the big catfish we caught with those last brains, John.”
John went into the Ile’s cabin
for them. He was the dumbest of the boys, but Helen never suspected
he could slip on that one. But what he brought out of the cabin was a
string of catfish, just as she’d told him. Helen almost popped.
It was a good string of cats with
several really big ones. The string of fish weighed as much as John
did. Baxter Bushyhead and his blackbirders were impressed by it; but
John couldn’t understand the look of pure hatred that Helen
turned on him, or the sneering malevolence with which Charles and
Peter and Elizabeth regarded him. He had done what Helen had asked
him to. This was no time to play riddles with people having the drop
on you.
“You caught all those with
brains?” Baxter asked.
“We sure did,” Helen told
him. “We should get twice as many this afternoon, what with so
much fresh bait that’s walked right into our trap. Well, the
next thing you do when you make a skull is pull the eyes out and set
them aside. You remember what we always do with the eyes, Charles?”
“I sure do,” Charles said,
“and I know what I’d like to do with another pair of
eyes.” But he was looking at John rather than at Helen, and he
had an icy look that scared John.
“What do you do then?”
Baxter asked, ad Helen had him hypnotized.
“Oh, then we make a bunch of
incisions in just the right places. We peel the flesh off the skull
just like taking off a pair of gloves. Then we hand the skull
overboard in a net and let the fish clean off the scraps of meat.
After that, we pull it in and wash it three times, once in salt
water, once in vinegar, and once in fresh water. Then we rub it with
lime and set it in the sun to whiten.”
“And they come out like that in
just one day?”
“Oh, much less. We’ll have
yours finished in less than an hour, Baxter. We will keep yours for
comic effect even if it is misshapen. Unfortunately you won’t
be able to see it.”
“Why won’t I be able to
see it?” Baxter asked.
“You won’t have anything
left to see it with. We’ll have your eyes in the eye jug, and
you won’t be in your skull anymore.”
“Oh, I forgot.” Baxter
seemed a little bewildered. “But what do you use the eyes for?
You said it was something special.”
“Eyes are the best bait of all.
We catch garfish with them. Charles, step into the cabin and get one
of those three-foot-long garfish to show them.”
Charles darted in, and he brought it
out quickly. It was a god three foot long; but if it was a garfish it
was a .30 caliber one. Charles had the drop on the blackbirders
suddenly, with the rifle at ready and ready to talk business. Say,
those big kids dropped their guns fast when they were given the order
in the proper way. Crocker’s three hirelings had been
hypnotized by the honied voice of Helen, and Charles caught them
flat. The Dulantys had added two shotguns and a carbine to their
arsenal, and they had three prisoners to dispose of.
Baxter Bushyhead and his bunch could
reach pretty high when told to reach, and they could march pretty
fast when told to march. Charles, telling Peter and John that he
needed no help, marched the here prisoners back into the woods. They
were gone a very long time, and then Charles returned alone.
“Did you kill them?”
Elizabeth asked.
“All dead and disposed of,”
Charles said. “It’s no great trick for a man. The next
time I’ll let one of the boys do it.”
“We didn’t hear any
shots,” Helen said suspiciously.
“I used a silencer.”
“You don’t have a
silencer. Where is it now?”
“I keep it hid. It’s
against the law in this state to use a silencer when you kill
somebody.”
But Helen wasn’t satisfied with
the explanation. For one thing, Charles was fingering some dollar
bills, and Helen knew that Crocker had been paying his blackbirders a
dollar a day to find them.
“Where did you get that money,
Charles?” she demanded. “It’s blood money, and we
want our share to it. If you took it off their dead bodies, part of
it belongs to us. If you took if from them as a bribe not to kill
them, that’s dishonest; but we still want some of it.”
“I took some of it off them, and
some of it was a bunch of old money that I already had. Sure, part of
it belongs to all of you. I’ve marked it for you. But I’ve
just made myself treasurer of this outfit and I’ll handle the
money for you all. That’s because I know how to handle money
better than the rest of you.”
“How’ll you prove you can
handle money better than I can?” Helen said.
“Because I’m the only one
that’s got any money. I handle mine this way. Let’s see
how you handle yours.”
“I’m getting mighty blamed
suspicious about the whole thing,” Helen shrilled. “I
think you’re a crook and didn’t kill them at all. If you
let them go, they’ll be back with help to get us.”
“They won’t be back,”
Charles said.
“You just let me see that money.
I can always tell dishonest money.”
“Yeah, I know, it’s green
on one side. You just leave it alone.”
Helen suspected that Charles had not
killed those boys at all.
Well, had he? Nobody had followed to
see except Bad John, and nobody had thought to ask Bad John. But
Charles did have a silencer. Peter had made it for him in the shop
truck, and it worked better than any commercial silencer on the
market.
And Charles had something else which
he showed to John and Peter and Bad John, but not to the girls. There
were three pair of the things, and they were gory.
“You will see, Peter, that these
are considerably different from the flesh-colored pods of he Cherokee
Creeper which an unnamed child once brought back to fool little
girls,” Charles said loftily.
If those three big boys were still
walking around, they were walking around without any ears. Ears are
one thing you can’t fake. These were real Earth-kid ears.
Charles had taken a major step. You
can’t remain a child forever. Peter swallowed his jealousy and
wryly dubbed his cousin Charles Earl of the Ears.


“I know why Helen and Charles
looked at me like that,” John said later. “I was supposed
to get a gun in the cabin and get the drop on them. They got mad
because I brought out the catfish instead.”
“I don’t know why you got
made at John,” Dorothy told them. “You told him to get
the catfish. If you wanted him to get a gun, why didn’t you
tell him so?”
“Even six or seven persons may
be too many in the world,” Helen said evilly. “Shall we
consider reducing our figure by two?”
But those blackbirders never came
hunting the Dulantys again, not those three, nor any of the others
who had been hunting elsewhere.


10


In Sacred Groves of Yew or Lindens


The children woke one morning as to
the sounding of a horn off Earth. This is the horn you hear, not with
the physical ear, but with the interior one. “It is going to
rain,” Veronica used to say when a day dawned like that. “I
can hear the tune of Bagarthach verses back home.”
There was that feeling now –
that there was going to be music. And by music, the Dulantys did not
mean any such weak thing as the Earth people mean by that word. And
lesser creatures also got the feel of the strong day.
The crows had gone crazy, staggering
and hooting in the air as though ready to pack their bags and leave
that country forever. Peter, who had been prowling around underwater
before dawn, reported that the catfish were sealing their ears and
digging into the bottom mud as though they had gone crazy.
Henry Dulanty had once given the
opinion that the birds and animals of Earth were at tin-eared as the
Earth people, not knowing high music when they heard it. And there
was high music in the offing.
The actual sound that they first heard
seemed like the distant screaming of wild horses.
“It must be a forest fire,”
said Charles, “and all the horses are being burned to death.
Let’s get knives and go out. Horses are good to eat. We can cut
pieces off them and they’ll be already cooked.”
“It’s music!” said
Helen with a happy lilt. Her virginal ears had never been much
effected by Earth sounds, and now she knew the real thing when she
heard it.
Closer now, it was a man (who must
have been trying to save the wild horses) chanting the strong song
from the middle of the noise – unless one wished to believe
that it was the wild horses themselves singing the tune:


“I had a wife I loved galore,
My blessed, brindled, blond Cobina,
Until my flute went out the door
And our of bed my concertina.”


“Those aren’t horse noises
at all,” Peter cried. “They’re sheep, and he’s
the docker cutting off their tails. Sheep make a lot of fuss when you
dock them, and the docker is singing a song to amuse them.”
Then the second wave of it swept still
higher.


“I played the fiddle and the
fife,
The harpsichord and the hootie-hoosie,
But bled inside to hear my wife:
‘It’s loud enough, but is
it music?’”


“It’s a slycone,”
said Dorothy. “Kit’s blowing around and breaking the
trees off, and that’s what part of the noise is. And a man is
singing for the slycone to bring his home back.”
For a man was singing yet higher and
stronger and woollier:


“I had a cow, I had a calf,
I had a pig, I had a pony.
I killed them all when they did laugh
And called my carols caco-phony.”


“It’s a gypsy funeral,”
said John. “They sing like that to scare the Devil away.”
“But it’s wonderful,”
Helen squealed, “wonderful! Open up your ears and hear all that
jumping air.”
Wonderful or not, it was nearer, and
solid movement could be seen inside that approaching cloud of dust.
The man, if he were a man, was singing still more strongly out of
that cloud of dust and noise:


“My daughter was my pride of
life,
But at my tunes she was a scoffer.
I took the blinking butcher knife
And sheared the erring ears right off
her.”


This was the strong happy stuff lie
they sang at weddings and funerals and massacres. They were the real
tunes that the off-Earth horn had always sounded silently to them,
and the grins it always brought to every Puca face were being grinned
now – six happy, devil grins, seven if you count Bad John’s.
The tune plucked at their heartstrings, and Puca heartstrings are
made from gusunka guts.
Woops, here comes another verse,
higher and headier:


“I had a dog who when I played
He cringed himself and whined and
howled him.
I went for him with spit and spade
And cut him up and disembow’led
him.”


“Oh rapture!” cried Helen.
“There can’t be any happier music than that. It would set
the very frogs to dancing.”
“Oh rupture!” cried Peter.
“It’s moving. It’s on wheels!”
Well, the Devil himself is on wheels,
according to Puca fables. He’s a mechanical thing that got out
of hand. And this thing, moving in the middle of a cloud of dust or
wild horses, was on four bicycle or cart wheels. It was coming
through the chosky bottoms, and in even a short dry spell those
bottoms get pretty dusty. The thing was perched above the wheels like
a crazy cat-castle of shining silver and gold, or of brass and
chrome. The castle itself, intricate with instruments, was making an
awful noise, and the man sitting in the castle was singing the
wonderful verses:


”I showered riches on my wife
And lived myself in durance frugal;
But she’s a fault that cost her
life:
She chattered while I played the
bugle.”


Listen everybody, it’s coming
closer and getting better. Going to have to take the very sky off to
get the full tone of it:


“My daughter never lived to wed
For all my songs she’d sore
berate them.
I cut the eyeballs from her head
And marinated them and ate them.”


Those are the high big songs, the kind
of songs the Blessed sing in Heaven, real strong stuff in them.
He was a man all right, and he pedaled
a four-wheeled cart that had a piano on it, and a big set of drums,
and French horns and that other kind of horns. Listen, there were
drums on top of drums and horns growing out of horns! It bristled
like a hedgehog with all the instruments. The man had a guitar and
ukelele and a banjo slung around his neck, and a fiddle stuck under
his chin. He was a slew-footed red-necked singing man, but not one of
your Earthmen. You ever heard one of them sing like this?


“I had a child, I had a wife,
I gave them all the pleasures due them;
Until one night with knout and knife
I fell upon them both and slew them.”


The man came to a stop in front of the
Dulantys, and almost at once they began to know who he was. Or one
thing he was a Puca; he wasn’t one of those shriveled little
people they have around here. Then he gave them one last soaring
verse which in its words partly explains why Puca song is so free and
untrammeled, and which finds echoing accord in unsuspected places:


“No longer am I dim of brow,
No longer am I wan and harried,
Nor even critics irk me now,
They all of them are dead and buried.”


“Pandemonium John!” the
Dulantys cried in seven voices together.
And everybody knows who Pandemonium
John is.
John Pandemonium was a high
Eigeas-Amhranai – beyond anything that Earth people know. Take
Homer and Dante and Benny B-Flat and the singer of the Elder Edda and
mix them together, and you have only a hint of it. Dig up Bill the
Bard and teach him to whistle, and add him in; catch an old-time
coon-shouter, and a trumpet player born only yesterday, and the
author of the Psalms; and Pindar with his lyre for the string
section, and a bunch of kraut-head symphony-smiths; and the daughter
of a hurdy-gurdy who has learned opera, and a red-clay-country
fiddler; add them together. You’re not coming close yet, but
you’re getting the idea.
A music critic of the planet of the
Cameroi once wrote that the music and song of the Puca, compared even
to that of Earth, was simplistic, childish, monstrous, grotesque, and
monotonous. But that planet-name-dropping music critic himself had a
tin ear, to write so mistakenly of the music of the golden-eared
Puca.
Pandemonium John was a Puca like the
Dulantys, but he had been too old when he came to Earth to learn the
trick of looking like an Earth person. If the Puca look funny to
Earth people, well, Pandemonium John looked funny even to other
Pucas. He had the pug and the mug to excess. He was lean and
crestfallen as a winter crow, and he walked with a dangerous swooping
motion as though he were standing up in a rowboat.
As a high master of the Bagarthach,
John Pandemonium was supposed to be a pangnostic, one who knew
everything. He was supposed to be, but he had the appearance of a
rather simpleminded fellow – except for his one great talent.
Pandemonium had had a wife and daughter of the Earth people. This
should have given him great opportunity to observe custom. There had
been difficulties, however. Many of his verses referred to the
inability of his wife and daughter to adjust to him. There was
nothing allegorical or symbolic about these pieces. Symbolism and
allegory do not pertain to the Puca. They were all literal accounts
of literal happenings.


The Dulanty kids and Pandemonium John
rigged planks and rolled the pandemonium (that was the name of the
fantastic rolling castle of musical instruments) onto the deck of the
Sea Bear which was bigger and better bottomed (though less elegant)
than the Ile. Pandemonium John accepted their homage. He told them
that he had received a flying Bagarthach that all was not right with
their clan. He had come to check on them and their parents.
“I have exchanged Bagarthachs at
a distance with your parents,” Panemonium said when he had made
himself comfortable in the deck officer’s chair. “Frank
tells me in verse that it is a race: which will kill him first, the
Sickness, or the alien creatures who look like people. Henry is
mildly defiant in his incarceration, but of course he does not have
any hope of living to be an old man. Witchy is sometimes in a state
where she confuses essence with accidence. The Earth people have a
humorous name for the state – insanity. Crossing the line for
her won’t be very difficult or very sudden. She’ll be
dead in about a week. I have already communicated with Veronica, dead
and buried, but not so long dead and buried that she cannot receive
and send back Bagathachs. She says for you all to do whatever must be
done at any moment, and she says that you will always know what to
do. So your parents are either all dead, or doomed to a quick death.”
“That is all right,”
Elizabeth said, “it saves us the trouble.”
“Oh, oh!” Helen cried in
alarm. “The advice! It’s coming. I can hear it rumbling
up out of Pandemonium’s paunch already. Take cover, everybody.”
“There is no reason to take
cover from any advice of mine,” John Pandemonium said. “There
is no reason, really, for any Puca ever to take cover from anything.
You do not take cover from rain or sleet as Earthmen do, do you?
Rather you soak in them and luxuriate in them. So let it be with my
words, let them rain on you!
“”There is an Earth
proverb, ‘If you can’t be good, be careful.’ Defy
this word: it is the adage of the scowling devil. There is another
Earth proverb of a later and freer vintage, ‘If you can’t
be careful, be good.’ The latter is an improvement on the
former, but avoid it also; it is the adage of the smiling devil. As
Pucas, you do not have to be either good or careful. The one is a
concept of Earth, the other of Hell. All you have to be is Pucas.
Peoples in a dozen different worlds say that they are the lords of
creation. We Puca do not know whether we are or not, but we decided a
long time ago to act as though we were. Then what happens?”
“They knock our heads off every
time,” Helen said simply.
“Right,” Pandemonium
agreed, “they knock our heads off every time. Well we can grow
new heads in a manner of speaking. You children are the new heads.
Grow like grass! Know every trick! Be direct in your dealings with
the natives! You can always mop the blood up later. Be kindly and
loving to all; and remember that whether we are the lords or not, we
will act as though we were. It is better to play a joke on someone
else than to have one played on you. We’ve played such jokes on
several worlds, you know, that had people wiser and stronger and more
numerous than ourselves, and (it is not necessary to add) better
looking. On Earth, the conditions are much more favorable than in
many other planets. Though the Earth people are incomparably savage,
they aren’t very smart.”
“And now, off with the
formalities, and on with the levity, Helen said, and they got ready
to have themselves a ball.
Pandemonium John had been traveling
about Earth for years, examining situations and learning customs; and
supporting himself by his (to Earth ears) unsupportable music. He
worked his music-making in reverse, as a big sign on his pandemonium
proclaimed:


“I’ll play the horn all
night and day,
I’ll play the drum around your
city.
The only time I’ll go away
Is when there’s money in my
kitty.”


Pandemonium made his living getting
run out of towns. People would take up collections and pay him to
leave with his, as they said, damnable music – a sad commentary
on Earth culture.
Pandemonium had been arrested often,
and once he had been investigated thoroughly. It was charged then
that he was a spy for a foreign power, and that his pandemonium was
actually an electronic transmitting device.
The took it apart piece by piece,
measured, photographed, and x-rayed every fragment of it, and then
put it together perfectly. They said that they were sorry, that they
had been victimized by a crackpot who was probably a fascist and who
saw subversives under every cubile.
Well, the pot had not been cracked,
but the careful investigators had been. Pandemonium John was a spy
for a foreign power, and his pandemonium was actually a transmitting
instrument, though not an electronic one. Puca communication is based
on cosmic resonance rather than on the electromagnetic bit, and the
pandemonium contained a resonator by which Pandemonium could
communicate with his home world.
But now Pandemonium was old and tired
and racked with Earth Allergy.
“I just can’t cover all
the ground myself any more,” he said. “There are towns in
my nine-state area that haven’t heard the shrill of my
pandemonium for twenty years. There are fair-sized hamlets that I
have never been run out of. If only I had a partner! But nobody is
interested.”
“I’m interested,”
Charles said.
They talked about it then –
while the rest of the kids were setting up a honkeroo with the
various instruments – how it wouldn’t have to be a grand
thing like this first pandemonium, but a simple aggregation of no
more than forty or fifty instruments. Pandemonium said that he would
help Charles build it, the he would divide the territory with him and
license him, and that Charles could pay him one third royalty –
or cheat him out of it I he grew up to be a true Puca.
After that, the ice having been
broken, they all threw a concert. Pucas can play instinctively any
instrument whether they have ever seen it before of not. These were
Puca instruments, though, for the purpose of deception, they had
Earth shapes. And there was something special about several of the
instruments – they were made of brass from the Puca home world.
Puca brass and Earth brass though chemically and metallurgically they
may seem the same in their alloy, do not have the same tone.
The horns reached high and the strings
unhitched all Earth inhibitions; the percussions really set it to
rolling. Pandemonium John sang them hundreds of tunes from back home,
putting Earth-English words to them as he went along. Then he gave
them tunes in Puca and in High-Puca. People, you do not hear
something like that every day! They build whole mountains of
Bagarthach verses until the music was jammed up solid as high as the
trees.
Pandemonium drank half the barrel of
choc beer, and then it was afternoon and evening. The honkeroo lasted
the rest of the day and well into the night. The Dulantys were
supposed to be in hiding, of course, and for all they knew there were
search parties out for them that very afternoon. But Pucas, if they
start being careful, will be no Pucas at all.
They even gave Earth a go. Earth isn’t
as barren as you’d imagine. Though Earth symphonies and
concerts and operas were laughable, yet there was the beginning of
real boondock music on Earth. Pay the pitiful piper his penny, he has
it coming.
They ran through a dozen of the great
songs of Earth, “Birmingham Jail Blues,” “Take Me
Back To Tulsa I’m Too Young To Marry,” “Shotgun
Boogie,” “Red River Valley,” and “Rang-Dang-Doo,”
disdaining lesser songs.
And after a very long time the
honkeroo broke up and they all went to bed, Pandemonium John spending
the night with them.


But Charles did not sleep at once. He
lit a candle and leaned on one elbow and sketched. He was designing
his own pandemonium.
“Peter!” he cried out
suddenly, “could you design me a gear case that will play ‘The
Old Apple Tree in the Orchard’ at normal speeds and
‘Bell-Bottomed Trousers’ when accelerated? Ad musical
sails to go on one of the rafts? I’m thinking of a sea-going
pandemonium.”
“Sure, I’ll do it in the
morning,” said Peter. Peter was a better mechanic than Charles.


At the same time, two sisters were
taunting each other with Bagarthach verses in a new and more
authentic beat. Elizabeth sang one:


“I had a little sister dear
As pretty as a springtime crocus.
I buried her without a tear,
She was a little too pre-co-cus.”


Then Helen ground one out in fury:


“I also had a sister sweet,
I worshipped her, I idolized her,
Until I put her on to heat,
And accidentally vaporized her.”


11


They Found a Hold More Near Their Blood


Marshall, the prosecutor, came and
talked to Henry Dulanty in his cell, it not being a well-run jail.
“I lie to come to the point,”
Marshall said. “You’re a dead man, Dulanty. Man, Hell! I
consider you an animal, and I’ll kill you for one.”
“Do you kill all animals?”
Henry asked. “And why do you say ‘You’re a dead
man,’ then?”
“I kill all animals that look
too much like men. You’re a masquerading ape to me. But I’m
curious. What are you? As to species, I mean.”
“Homo Pucalis – that is,
Puca Man,” Henry told him.
“Puca man. Goblin man. So there
really is such a thing – from somewhere. I’m familiar
with the hoax or prank. It was only two years ago, and the journals
are still looking for the answer. The case with the specimen in it
appeared in the Anthropological Museum one afternoon; it was just as
the lecture guide with some very important people in tow came to that
point. The case was there where there hadn’t been a case
before. The specimen inside was something that nobody had ever seen –
something like you. And it was labeled Puca Man. Some jokers must
have brought the whole thing in and set it up in short minutes.”
“In short seconds,” Henry
said. “I was one of the jokers, and we had to work fast. It was
a kinsman of mine who had died, and we considered it a rather
good-natured prank to intrude him three. We have more fun at our
burials and disposals than you do, and he had suggested it himself
just before he died. And it did complete the collection. We placed it
just beyond the effigy of Modern Man – the Puca, last and
highest of the line.”
“It somewhat resembled the
Neanderthal, which somewhat resembles the ape,” Marshall said.
“Both parts true,” Henry
agreed. “We’ve been here before, Marshall, and we may
have been the Neanderthals. Much of our early history is unrecorded,
or to be found only in the archaeology of alien worlds. A few of us
have always been on Earth. Soon we’ll become effective. We are
small in numbers even on our home world; and there are never more
than a few hundred of us on any world that we control. It is
therefore necessary that we become the dominant elite, or perish. To
become so we often have to be what would seem crude or cruel.”
“You’ll not become
dominant here. We’ll kill you off like the damned dragons you
are.”
“Yes, I begin to think that you
will. But you won’t win by it. We’ve laid dragons’
eggs behind us. They’re hatched and growing. They are a time
bomb in you. Which of us is the more primitive people is not the
question. We are the more fluid, and therefore we will dominate . If
we have to alter the world to our way, we will do it.”
“You bugger, you’re
wrong!” Marshall said. “There was never a more fluid man
than myself, and I make a one-man elite whatever I do. I’m a
woollier man than any masquerading ape. I’ll tell you about it,
and then I’ll taunt you, and very soon I’ll kill you. I’m
not giving you a handle to grab me by. You’ll be dead before
you can think of a way to use the information.”
“So will you also be dead,
Marshall, before you can use the information I gave you as to the
Puca. You have only one thing on your mind, and you’ll die with
it still incompleted.”
“You fake, Dulanty, I’ll
tell my story nevertheless. I’m Mandrake Marshall, a local boy.
Whenever I reach out my hand I do not bring it back empty. When I was
seventeen years old I was a powerful boy, a complete illiterate, and
I worked in the strip mines of Coalfactor Stugard. I had not yet come
to full life or consciousness.
“Then that man Stutgard became
interested in the pitiful state of the football team at the little
normal college he had attended. He sent me to college there. I was
the best tackle they ever had; I played eight years. Eligibility was
then an informal thing in the small teachers’ colleges.
“I had time on my hands at the
college, Dulanty. One of the teachers, who had somewhere mastered
those arts, offered to teach me to read and write. Learned the
tricks pretty well in a month – the only real schooling I ever
took under a teacher. But I had caught the sickness of ambition. I
read considerable in those eight years, when I was not goofing off in
the College Inn, or playing football. I have total recall. I remember
and understand everything I have ever read. There is very little
about History or Philosophy or Philology or Economics or the
Beautiful Letters that I do not know. I have a contempt for the tone
of this knowledge, but I needed the repertoire.”
This Mandrake Marshall was very big.
Henry Dulanty measured him with his eye and judgment, and was unable
to decide which of them was the larger.
“After those happy days, I was
selected to go to the state legislature by the men who believed
themselves to be my masters,” Marshall continued. I was made
house whip. I was the biggest man there, and I had the loudest voice
and the meanest disposition. I made them physically afraid of me. I
passed many bills by terrorizing my fellow members. I do not always
behave so suavely as I am doing now.”
“This is suavity, you yokel?”
“You shouldn’t have called
me that, Dulanty. I’m trying you now in a court that doesn’t
go by that name, and your appeal has just been denied.”
“I didn’t make any,”
said Henry.
“You’ll appeal to murky
Heaven before I’m through with you,” Mandrake jeered.
“But you’re done. I’ve decided to be your Atropos.
Can you field it?”
“The oldest and ugliest of the
Fates. You would cut my thread? We will see. I have, as it happens, a
much more interesting biography than you have. But you wouldn’t
care to hear it.”
No, I wouldn’t. Oh, it’s
through with you, Dulanty; now let me finish my story. I spent four
years in the legislature, and during those four years I studied law
irregularly, and was admitted to the bar. I came here and was made
prosecutor. That’s been two years. Now I need a big case to
bring me to wider attention. I don’t know quite what angle I’ll
employ, but you are that case. Whichever form I cast eh sequence in,
I’ll kill you in the grand manner.”
“Is it ambition, only, little
Master Mandrake, or have you animosity towards me?” Henry
asked.
“You’re damned right I
have animosity towards you, Dulanty, you ape! There is enmity between
our flesh from the beginning. We fought before, in an ice cave a
million years ago, either on Earth or off it. You’re an
almost-man. You’ll find the hate stronger here in the sticks
than you would in a city. I won’t have you on the same world
with me! But how I will use you with the people here! I’ll make
them loathe you for a murdering ape, and love me as the beast killer.
After all, you did murder our great noble first citizen of Lost
Haven.”
“This Stutgard, whom I didn’t
kill, was a pig.”
“Sure he was, Dulanty, but he
was my kind of pig. The men hated him while he as alive, and so did
I. Never mind, the thing will work.”
“Why did Stutgard let the town
die, Marshall? I know minerals, and there’s a lot left in Lost
Haven.”
“Since you’ll soon be
dead, and you say the same thing about me, there’s no harm in
telling you. If you know minerals, you know that coal is the cheapest
of them all. Stutgard decided to mine gold instead of coal. To do
this, it was necessary to shrink the population of the town and turn
it into a shell. He dealt souls in the manner of Pavel Ivanovitch.
You know Pavel?”
“I do. I begin to recognize the
device.”
“Some of Stutgard’s dead
souls are now in California and some in Texas; some of them are
actually dead; and some of them are actually dead; and some of them
never lived at all. Do you know the population of Lost Haven,
Dulanty?”
“About three hundred persons,
some seventy families, I believe.”
“Ah, but that is only the
apparent population. Do you know how many relief checks have been
coming into Lost Haven every month? A little more than one thousand
of them. Stutgard got the lion’s share.”
“And several of you got jackal’s
shares?”
“Some of us drew nice prebends
and livings. Fifty family subsistence checks a month will keep a man
like me in pocket money, though not, of course, satisfied.”
“And one of the jackals
(Crocker, I guess him) got too greedy? Didn’t you other jackals
resent it? Yes, it had to be Crocker. Why not execute him properly
for the murder, since he’s guilty? He’d boggle his eyes
and put on a good enough show.”
“I don’t want a show, I
want a spectacle. I’ll kill him later and in another fashion.
You are what I need – a mad monster. Yes, I have me a real
flesh and blood – or ichor and offal - monster to convict. How
they’ll blood-hate you! How they’ll love me!”
`I smell more income than the bogus
relief checks, Marshall, though that might run around sixty thousand
dollars a month.”
“You’re smart, for an
animal, Dulanty. Oh, there’s the land in the pit, quite a few
sections of t. Crop histories are easily created by a man who
controls the men who pass on them. Stutgard got paid for no growing
cotton on land that never saw cotton, and for corn where corn was a
stranger. The land had always been worthless, except for the coal,
and Stutgard had originally stolen most of it for a dollar an acre. I
expect to inherit all this, but that’s several steps ahead.”
“What you want now is a
man-kill, Marshall?”
“No. A monster-kill, Dulanty.
You’re the monster. Don’t you get the message?”
Henry Dulanty grinned, and then he
changed in a boyish sing-song:


“Oh Mandrake man, of giants bred,
You didn’t guess one singing
trifle
Would ever enter in your head –

A message from a talking rifle.”


“What with you, ape, chanting
verses like a kid?” Marshall demanded.
“You never met the Bagarthach
verses during your encounter with the Beautiful Letters, Marshall?”
Henry asked. “But the Bagarthatch is handy. You can milk a cow
with it, or charge a battery, or kill a man – as I have just
done. What other literary form serves so well? But I may cheat you
out of the monster-kill, Marshall.”
“You mean a break-out, Dulanty?
I hope you try it. It’d satisfy me more, emotionally, to hunt
you down. I’d have real blood out of you then, and not have to
be satisfied with the burning.”
“He bulls have pawed the ground
long enough, Marshall. It is time for the weaker one to grow to
nervous, and to lunge. Two worlds have met here this afternoon in our
persons. Our talk seemed trivial, but it was key stuff. We could not
strike a modus. Now we go to war, each world in its own fashion. You
outnumber us here a hundred million to one, but as a betting man I
don’t know which I’d take. Get out of my cell now,
Marshall! Get out, you crud! Move when I tell you to move!”
“You’re in no position to
tell anyone to get out, Dulanty. You’re the prisoner here. I’m
as big as you, and that’s big. I’ve taken a hundred men
tougher than any you’ve ever seen, and I’ve never been
taken. I mean it when I say that I don’t believe there’s
a man in the world can take me.”
“But you don’t call me a
man. Have at an animal then! That toy won’t stop me, Marshall.”
The bulls had pawed the ground long
enough. The weaker bull broke and lunged. Marshall lunged at Dulanty
with a sap in his hand, hit big Henry with it but hit him badly, and
it didn’t drop him. Then Henry closed before Marshall could
swing a second time.
It went hot and heavy. It was, of
course, a war of the worlds. Travelers not known to Earthmen have
argued over various pairs, which could win in a showdown: a Ganymede
Agiothere or a Stentor Phoneus; an Arcturus Four Fanger or a
Tankersly Tiger; a Puca or an Earthman (assuming both to be prime
fighting specimens). The Earthmen were known to be very uneven in
their abilities, and it was thought that the most competent among
them were pretty horny.
Ah, they settled it: a Puca can whip
an Earthman, both of them being prime specimens. Marshall would never
think to call for help, but it was near and it came to the roaring
action.
When they got Marshall out of the cell
his clothes were mostly torn off. His face was broken, and he blew
blood-bubbles from mouth and ear with every heavy breath. But he was
a man who’d fight a panther or a Puca. He was laughing!
They had to support him on his feet,
but he was laughing.
“Wish I could have stayed for
more, Dulanty,” he said. “I’m still not convinced
you can take me hat way, but you did make me look bad for a minute.
You’d have killed me, and I hardly noticed it, it was so much
fun. But I can take you more ways than you’d imagine, and
you’ve multiplied my coming pleasure by this antic.”


12


A Mountainful of Murdered Indians


Fulbert Fronsac and a lawyer came to
see the children. The lawyer does not want his name used. He is still
practicing law in T-Town, and he does not consider his part in this
case a successful one.
The children scanned their coming from
a long way off with three or four senses. They would not be slipped
up on again by anyone. But Catherine de Medici was lively with
recognition, so the children knew that it was Fulbert coming with
someone who might almost be trusted.
Trusted maybe, but put on the
defensive at the start. They could see that man with Fulbert now and
they knew what he was. With one of them, you state your maximum claim
first. You can give ground gracefully later if you’ve got more
of that land grabbed off.
“You’ll never get the Ile
back, you old Fulbert you!” Helen called out in a ringing voice
while the two men were still some distance off, “and that
crooked lawyer can’t help you get it. We got an instrument
signed by yourself for a start, and a start is all we need.”
“That lawyer’d have to get
a writ and a mandamus and all that stuff,” Peter challenged.
“And we’d all lie and stick together and make holographic
depositions and holler persecution. We’d make you wish you’d
never taken this case, you lawyer.”
“I’ve not come for the
Ile,” Fulbert said when he was nearer, “except for a
sentimental visit of a few minutes. Yes, this gentlemen is a lawyer,
but I don’t know how Helen and Peter recognized him as one.”
“Oh, when we were little our
folks taught us to recognize simple objects,” Helen said. “Like
you say – ‘That is a stone – that is a horse –
that is an Osage orange tree – that is a road apple –
that is a lawyer.’ What does he look like to you, Fulbert, a
humpbacked Jersey cow?”
“Your logic is perfect until it
turns the corner, little girl,” the lawyer said. “Do you
discern me as to sub-species?”
“Sure, you’re a T-Town
lawyer,” Peter cut in.
“We could modify it in more
detail, but you’d probably take offense,” Helen said.
We don’t say that the Dulanty
children did not have preternatural powers. In some things they
seemed to have, but there was nothing preternatural about this. About
two weeks before this, about a week before the Dulantys’ real
troubles began, that lawyer had been in Lost Haven. “That man
is a lawyer for T-Town,” Henry Dulanty had said to his brother
Frank (and Helen and Peter had been present). “I may get him to
check a few titles and quitclaim deeds,” Henry had added to
Frank, “it’s impossible that there’s a legal basis
for everything that’s going on in Lost Haven.”
You hear something like that and you
remember it. And you work it in lefthandedly when the time comes, and
you score an early point.
“I am counsel for your
father-and-uncle Henry Dulanty,” the lawyer said to the
children. “I believe, form some things that Mr. Fronsac here
has told me, that you have information that may save Henry’s
life. But it is in such an odd form that we will have to extract it
carefully.and then perhaps it will give us corroborative proof.”
“He means,” said Fulbert,
“that your information may point to fuller proof -”
“Please,” said Helen, “it
is boorish to talk down to people. Now then, gentlemen, you just come
with me to the captain’s wardroom, and do not pay any attention
to these children here. I will have one of my girls make tea, and
afterwards I will give you all the information which I believe it is
wise for you to have. This way, please, onto our flagship.”
Helen was smart there. She knew that
if two grown men got into the boathouse of the Ile, there would just
barely be room left for her to squeeze in, and no room for the other
children.
But Fulbert knew the limitations of
the Ile, so he arranged for the parliament to be held on the deck of
the roomier Sea Bear. All the other children gathered there too,
except Dorothy who stayed on the Ile to make tea.
“Now then,” the lawyer
said, let’s get on with what you all saw the night Mr. Stutgard
was killed.”
“Please!” said Helen. “In
the best society, one first speaks at length of everything else
except the subject directly on the mind. The, when the subject does
come up, it is as though it came up quite by accident.”
“Oh, great green grapefruit!”
swore the lawyer who was a pious man. But he sighed and made the
effort.
“That’s a queer-looking
mountain there,” he offered.
“We love it!” Helen
sparkled. “It’s full of murdered Indians.”
“How do you mean, full of them?”
“Full up full solid with them,
is what I mean,” Helen said. “I estimate there’s
about thirty thousand of them in it, figuring cubic capacity and the
settling of the mass through the centuries, and the coefficient of
traverse lay (the old bodies aren’t stacked in as neatly as
they might be), and deducting for the tunnels and big rooms and
lounges that are inside the mound. I believe that the last Indians
buried there were the Caddos, about the time of the breakup of their
confederation. Phoebe Jane says that the Shawnees were the last ones
buried there, but that is impossible. One of the old dead Indians I
talked to in the mound agrees that it’s impossible. He says
that he never saw those Johnny-come-lately Shawnees in his life, or
since. It’s only a hundred and fifty years since the Shawnees
came into this part of the country. Phoebe is wrong. Did you know
that the Indians today are woefully ignorant of Indian history?”
“No, I didn’t know that,”
the lawyer said.
Then they talked about the
blackberries, that it should be a good crop next year; about the
plenitude of fine fish still in the rivers in spite of the
depredations of the Fabers and other evil folk; about how will you
know how log to milk a goat, and when is it time to breed her again,
and is that what is making Catherine de Medici so cranky that you can
hardly say a word to her without her flying off the handle?
In this manner Helen skillfully
steered the conversation into every sort of channel, until Dorothy
sounded the old squeeze-bulb automobile horn that was the distress
signal on the Ile de France.
“Go see what is the matte,
John,” said Helen. “And if Peter or Charles or Elizabeth
has set something afoot through misguided humor, I will settle them
later.”
“Dorothy can create her own
situation,” Peter said.
“These children are sometimes
almost more than I can manage,” Helen complained to the men.
And something in the corner of the lawyer’s mind was nudging
his main mind. “She is the youngest of them just as she is the
smallest, isn’t she?” the thing in the corner of his mind
asked. “She is only six years old, isn’t she? You saw the
papers that were drawn up to commit the bunch of them to a home if
ever they should be found.”
John had gone on board the Ile, and he
was back almost immediately.
“Dorothy built the fire too big
and it caught the curtains,” John said. “She’s
afraid it will set fire to the whole boat unless we put some water on
it.”
“Well, why doesn’t she –
why don’t you both put water on it?” Helen asked
patiently.
“She says that if she uses the
drinking water to put out the fire, then she’ll have to use
river water to make the tea, and she’s afraid our guests will
notice that it tastes rotten.”
“Tell her to use river water to
put out the fire, and the drinking water to make tea,” Helen
settled it. “And you help her, John.”
Once more they talked about
everything, as why are crows’ eggs smaller than hens’
eggs, and then a crow will grow bigger than a hen will. But almost
immediately John came back to them with more bad news from the Ile.
“Dorothy says that she
doesn’twhy are crows’ eggs smaller than hens’ eggs,
and then a crow will grow bigger than a hen will. But almost
immediately John came back to them with more bad news from the Ile.
“Dorothy says that she doesn’t
remember how to make tea,” he announced. “She just
remembered that she never did know how. She never made tea in her
life. She says will onion soup do just as good? She remembers part of
the way you make onion soup.”
“I must do everything,”
said Helen, “everything.” But she left the parliament on
the Sea Bear and went onto the Ile to make tea.
All this time the lawyer had been
having, down in a left-hand corner of his mind, a waking dream. He
was an intelligent man – though he doesn’t always seem so
here in an unusual environment – and he was accustomed to
analyze. He knew quite a bit about weighing evidence. He would weigh
the evidence brought to him by his waking dream.
The dream was that the voices of the
children did not always accord with their expressions of with the
movements of their lips and throats. Often a child would say half a
dozen words clearly before he began to move his lips; indeed, it
seemed that he moved his lips only when he remembered that he should
not be caught talking without the outward sign. And sometimes the lip
movement would come like an afterthought when the spoken phrase had
already been completed.
Again, one of the small speakers would
be just a little out of phase, or would speak loudly and clearly with
no lip or throat movement at all, like a ventriloquist when the
lawyer was not looking directly at him, or usually her.
“They don’t speak as other
persons do,” the dream hinted to the lawyer. “They think
out loud when they wish to do so, and vocal cords (if such they have)
have nothing to do with it. And then – as they almost always
remember to do – they fake the appearance of regular speech.”
And there was another thing running
through that waking dream of the lawyer. Out of the corner of his eye
he seemed to see, for instance, a veritable gargoyle –
incredible in ear and crine and scruff, nightmarish in lip and snout,
bulbous and cubist-futurist in eye. But the lawyer would look
directly at the place where the gargoyle had been detected, and would
see one of the children – rather funny-looking in the case of
several of them, but not a gargoyle, not a monster. And then the
lawyer would almost – but not quite – catch another of
them in the strange act of metamorphosis.
These were odd things to dream of
those chattering children, especially when one was nine parts awake.
And it was an even odder recognition that went through his mind:
These are the Poltergeister made visible.”
Enough of that; he tried to rouse
himself to fuller wakefulness, but he had been quite wide awake.
“You’d better start the
questioning now,” Charles told the lawyer. “You’ll
never get it over with if Helen’s in it.”
“Briefly then,” said the
lawyer, “Henry Dulanty, the father of some of you and the uncle
of the rest, goes on trial tomorrow for the murder of Mr. Stutgard.
Due to – ah – a peculiarity of appearance and manner that
Henry shares with the rest of you, it is pretty certain that
prejudice will find him guilty. A hate show is scheduled, and it will
take honest evidence clearly presented to offset this.
“Mr. Fronsec says that you as a
group have information that will prove Henry innocent and another man
guilty, but that information is in a strange form. But if you will
tell me what really happened and who is guilty, then we will know
where we are. Now then, do you really know who killed Mr. Stutgard?”
“Yes. It was Mr. Crocker,”
Peter said.
“Did one of you actually see it
done?”
“Yes, Bad John here saw it all.”
“Did you see it clearly, John?”
the lawyer asked John.
“No. I didn’t see it at
all,” John said. “I didn’t see Mr. Crocker there.
He must have left just as I climbed up to the window. The door was
still moving shut as if someone had just left the room. But I saw Mr.
Stutgard, and the blood was still thumping out of him in thumps.”
“But you brother Peter just said
that you actually saw it all.”
“No. He said that Bad John saw
it all. I’m John, not Bad John. This is Bad John beside me
here, the one that looks just like me only dirtier and scrawnier.”
“Ah, yes. I see but not with
eyes. Bad John is the ghost child?”
“Don’t
you dare call him tat, you itchy-nosed lawyer!” Elizabeth said.
“He’s no more a ghost than you are. He’s scaredest
of all of us of ghosts because he can see them oftenest, and they can
punch him like they can’t do it to us. Bad John is just
different because he died when he was a baby. A lot of people are
different from other people.”
“I agree with
you there, Elizabeth,” the lawyer said. “Can Bad John
hear me talking?”
“Of course he
can,” Peter said. “There’s nothing the matter with
his ears. If you can’t hear him, you’re the one there’s
something the matter with.”
“I’m
sorry that I can’t hear you, Bad John,” the lawyer said.
“Things would be simpler if I could, if everybody could. Going
into court with an unbodied voice would be fantastic; but when that
voice is mute to all except the elect, that tastes of madness. Mr.
Fronsac here has given me a statement; he says he will go into court
with it and swear that he has heard Bad John and that the account was
given him by Bad John. But would Mr. Fronsec be believed?”
“I sure do
doubt it,” Elizabeth said. “Everybody knows that he’s
the worst liar in Lost Haven.”
Helen came back
with happy green fire in her eyes, and with the tea in glasses on an
old plank board for a tray. The lawyer and Fronsac each took one at
the same instant, and burned themselves howlingly.
“Judas
Pretre!” Fronsac swore. He, of all Earthmen, should have known
better. He was familiar with this bunch. And the glasses were so hot
as to be almost incandescent.
“Ung ung ung
hoo hoo!” the lawyer moaned.
“I always
wanted to find someone dumb enough to do that to,” Helen
chortled. “Burned the living fingers off you, didn’t I? I
wanted to see if you were paying attention, and you weren’t.
The ambient heat should have warned you when your hands were still a
half inch from the glasses. Lemon or persimmon with your tea?”
“Persimmon,”
said Fulbert sadly, for he had been over this road before.
“Why, lemon,
Helen, please,” the lawyer said.
“What a rude
thing to say!” Helen exploded. “How would people who live
on rafts have lemons? You could have spared my feelings at least.
How’d you get to be a lawyer if you don’t understand
people any better than that?”
“Ah,
persimmon then,” said the lawyer, “or anything, even
koneion.”
You think that
stopped Helen? Nobody can know it all, but if you have a cousin like
Peter who can send you the answers silently, then you’re hard
to stop. He sent it, and she caught it with a flick of the wrist.
“You lead a
Socrates, and I’ll see you with the koneion,” she
bantered the lawyer. “We’d do him all over again, the
silly fruit. And just how sure are you that it isn’t hemlock
I’ve given you?”
After it had cooled
a little, the lawyer and Fronsec drank the tea with persimmon
squeezings. The taste startled them. It was a new thing. Indeed,
those persons who commonly take tea with persimmons – and there
are fewer than two of them in the world – uniformly agree that
there is no drink like it.
“I assume
that you have been asking questions in my absence,” Helen said
when they had drunk together enough to satisfy the rite, “and I
assume that the questioning has been fruitless. Where are we?”
“I have
covered part of the ground with the other children,” the lawyer
said, “but I have missed the salient point, if there is one.”
“I guess an
axe is as salient a point as there is, in the true meaning of the
words,” Helen offered. “Let’s talk about axes.”
“All right,”
the lawyer said. “Yes, there is some confusion there. A small
axe, a child’s axe, was found in the room. It was honed as
sharp as a razor and had no mark on it. It could not have done the
job, the blade being not a quarter of the length of those long
wounds. It was as though the small axe was left as an indication that
the murder was committed with an axe, but not with that one. It was a
sort of a signature. Can any of you tell me about it?”
“It was my
axe. I left it there,” John said. “I was scared when I
saw that Mr. Stutgard was axed. I bolted out the window and left my
axe behind.”
“Did you come
out of the window empty-handed, John?”
“No. I picked
up the big axe with the blood and the hand smudges on it and brought
it along instead. I thought that it seemed a lot heavier. I was mixed
up for a minute there.”
“Lightning
just struck,” the lawyer said. “Where’s the big axe
now?”
“Silly
Elizabeth put it in a potato sack and hid it,” Helen said
bitterly. “She said she would keep it back till it seemed like
the right moment to tell about it. A whole ocean went by her while
she was waiting for just one bucket of water to come along. If I’d
had it, I’d have transmitted the prints and had this case
wrapped up three days ago.”
“And Helen
would have got herself killed, and worse, us,” Elizabeth
protested. “The axe is available and in good condition, though
it’s begun to rust around the edge of the blood. We were
careful not to smudge it, and all the marks on it are Crocker’s.
And it’s got the bit C burned into the haft. Everybody in Lost
Haven would recognize it as Crocker’s axe.”
“Why would
Crocker have left such a damaging thing behind him?” the lawyer
wondered to them.
“Bad John’s
trying to tell you if you’d only listen,” Peter said.
“He’s saying that Mr. Crocker almost had a fit when he
saw him in the room. They scared each other. Mr. Crocker was able to
see Bad John then. A lot of people can’t But it startles a lot
of people when they can see someone and see through him at the same
time. Bad John said that Mr. Crocker jumped like he had seen a real
ghost. He dropped the axe, or threw it at Bad John, and ran out of
the room. Then John climbed up through the window and took Crocker’s
axe, so it wasn’t there if Mr. Crocker came back looking for
it.”


“We will
certainly look into this aspect of the matter, and today,” the
lawyer said. (Elizabeth had told him where she had hidden the potato
sack with the axe in it.) “Ah – there is one other thing,
children, that you might cast some light on before we leave you for a
while. Three children of Lost Haven have been lost for two days. It
is believed that they were playing along this stream, or looking for
someone here. They were probably looking for you for Crocker. You
haven’t seen any trace of them, have you? We don’t want
to complicate things with another happening.”
“We haven’t
seen any children,” Dorothy said (with Helen and Peter sending
thought-waves at her like sledgehammers, “Shut your silly
speech, let the ones with brains handle this!”), “but
there were two big boys and one middle-sized boy who thought they had
toe hop on us. Helen honey-talked them till Charles got the jump on
them with the big rifle. Then he marched them back in the woods and
killed them and cut off their ears.”
“What, what
are you saying, little girl?” the lawyer asked boggle-eyed.
“Mere
childhood fantasy,” Fulbert cut in hastily. “Dorothy here
has a vivid imagination. I have traded tall stories with her by the
hour.”
“Oh, ha, ha,
of course,” the lawyer agreed. “I don’t know what
makes me so jumpy. Imagine me entertaining the thought that -”
“We’ll
leave you now, kids,” Fulberts said. “Stay quiet and stay
hidden. We see now that Crocker would kill you to shut you up. But
don’t worry. Remember, we’re on your side.”
“The most
damnable equivocation I’ve ever heard,” Helen muttered.


The lawyer was
thoughtful as he walked back through the bottoms with Fronsec.
“That
youngest girl, Helen, it is hard to believe that she is only six
years old,” he said, “though from appearance she would
not even be that. She’s as eerie as their Bad John, and as
comical.”
“Yes. But
when I have left them, I always carry away the impression that it is
they who are the real people, and that the real people are a little
less,” Fulber said.
“Real people,
Fronsac? Is there some doubt of it?”
“What do you
think the ruckus is all about? You’re a city man. The
smalltowners can sense these things a little sharper. You’ve
just had a brush with a multiplex alien mind. You’ve hardly
noticed the effect yet, but you’ll never be the same again.”
“They are so
rapid and intelligent for their ages, that they might – ah –
almost be dangerous,” the lawyer said.
“Do you –
ah – really believe so?” Fulbert asked he lawyer with an
odd twinkle.


Fulbert and the
lawyer got the death axe from the potato sack where Elizabeth had
hidden it. They saw that there were very good prints, both in blood
and in excitement-staining sweat. They went to Frank Dulanty and
talked with him. They all agreed that the Crocker case might be built
solidly enough to overcome the animosity against Henry. After all,
there was plenty of animosity against Crocker in Lost Haven also. A
lot of evidence against Crocker quickly gathered itself.
They tapped four
men of the town who said that they would testify on various aspects
if a case really could be made against Crocker; but if a case could
not be made, they would speak no word to their own injury. The lawyer
convinced them that the case would be made.
The prints would
tie Crocker to his axe, and the axe would tie itself to Stutgard’s
body and its clear hack marks. The lawyer knew prints. He telegraphed
the index of these.


The news of a
change in status travels rapidly. The tide had turned for Henry
Dulanty, and all the creatures of that particular littoral knew it.
Mandrake Marshall got the feel of it like a dismal but certain wave
when he was off fishing at some distance. Earthmen are able to
receive such premonitions in ways that other persons cannot
understand. Marshall gathered up his gear at once and began his
return to stop this nonsense. He knew that his very swift
intervention was needed indeed to keep the plan from falling apart.
Crocker got the
feel of the new situation when he was sitting at his supper –
the meanest supper in town, though he was now the richest man in
town. He got into his car and fled to Marshall for protection,
knowing instinctively on which road to meet him. He fled to Marshall,
who intended to kill him eventually, for protection against the new
circumstance that threatened to kill him sooner.
Phoebe Jane Lanyard
got the feel of it down in her shack in the strip pits. She had a
very close feel for the whole Dulanty case.
Witchy got it in
the ward in the hospital where she lived, and smiled in green-eyed
benevolence like the good witch she was. Then she didn’t smile
any more, for a new premonition swept over her. She foresaw that the
fortunate pendulum would swing back again, and like a scimitar.
But Henry Dulanty
didn’t feel it at all – the change in his own status. His
Earth Sickness prevented him from receiving either Earth or Puca
precognizance.
One of the jailers,
who had hated Henry and been frightened of him, looked at him kindly
that evening. The jailer had received the psychic hint, and he had
also overheard words about the thing. The monster already convicted
would become the monster cleared, and one to be neither feared nor
hated.
“I never
believed that you did it, Mr. Dulanty,” that jailer said. “I
always said that you were an honest and decent man. I guess that you
will be leaving us pretty soon now.”
“Who knows?
My trial begins tomorrow,” Henry said.
The jailer looked
at Henry archly.
“There is
some talk in the last several hours that there might not be any trial
for you, Mr. Dulanty. In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised
if they came and got you out of fail before this night is over.”
“Thank you
for whatever you are trying to tell me,” Henry said.
The jailer meant
that he had heard and sensed that the finger was being put on Crocker
now, and that Henry Dulanty would probably be released without more
ado. But Earth Sickness had dulled Henry’s intuition and
communication. Had he been in his full powers he would have known
more what the man meant than the man himself knew.
But Henry, in his
stultification and listlessness, thought that the jailer was trying
to say that lynchers were coming for him that night.
He decided to act
now. He had already set up his pattern for it. Since he had been in,
he had been very rambunctious and troublesome once or twice every
twenty-four hours, and had followed every tirade with a long period
of peacefulness.
He put on the show
now. He shook the jail and shouted himself hoarse for half an hour.
Then he subsided suddenly. They had grown to expect it of him.
“He’ll
be quiet for the rest of the night,” the guards said.
There were two ways
Henry Dulanty could get out of his cell. He could unlock the cell
door with a Bagarthach, or with a key.
He raised his head,
and the Bagarthach came to him in this form:


Unlikely lock,
unlucky lock,
I’ll batter
you ka-zow, ka-zammy
The way the chopper
chopped the block,
And bust you with a
mummy-whammy!


It wasn’t a very good Bagarthach. He felt like a silly kid
making up a rime like that, and a Puca in his full powers cannot let
himself feel foolish. A Bagarthach is not effective unless chanted
with confidence and Henry had lost his. He doubted if the verse,
recited in his present state of mind would cause the lock to fall
apart.
The key had come to him in this manner:
One of Phoebe Jane’s cousins, up for stealing three black
calves (you’d have stolen them yourself is you’d seen how
pretty they were), was a trusty in this very jail, he having been
here before and knowing the folks.
“There are sixteen different cells, and only four different
keys,” he said to the jailer. “Why is that?”
“What’s the matter with you?” the hailer asked him.
“There are sixteen different keys that I have on my ring
there.”
“No, there are only four different keys,” Henry said.
One day, when Phoebe’s cousin was shooting the moose with him
through the door, Henry told him what to do.
“In the orderly room or somewhere accessible to you, you will
know the place better than I do, there will be a board with duplicate
keys to some of the cells hanging on it. Mine will not be there,
since I am in for murder, but the keys for either cell seven or nine
or thirteen should be there. Make a tracing of any of them, they are
the same, and give it to Phoebe Jane the next time she comes. Also
make a note of the thickness of the key. Tell her to have my brother
Frank to make a key like that.”
It was done, and Frank Dulanty made the key and sent it back to the
jail by Phoebe Jane, and her cousin passed it in to Henry. It was a
stubby key so as not to be conspicuous, and with so short a
cross-piece that only a person with great strength of thumb and
finger (which Henry had) could make it work. But you can’t make
a very accurate key from a tracing.
It wasn’t a very good key. It wasn’t a very good
Bagarthach. Henry recited the verse in a low voice and a half-hearted
manner, and put the key in the old warded lock. It wasn’t a
very good lock either. Almost any verse or key would’ve opened
it.
At five minutes before nine o’clock, Henry Dulanty unlocked the
door of his cell and walked out. The inmates had all been fed long
before and were smoking in their bunks and listening to their radios.
Henry passed as though invisible.
He met the jailer in a little closed corridor. The jailer was
surprised to see Henry out of his cell.
“I haven’t received any orders to release you yet, Mr.
Dulanty,” he said. “Did the sheriff or somebody else come
with a writ to release you? I didn’t see anybody come in. I’m
sure it’s all right, but I’d better go check. You might
have to sign something before you go.”
“I took the liberty to take my liberty,” Henry said. “I
will have to put you out of the way for a little while.”
Henry clamped onto the jailer something that was very like the
Japanese Sleep Hold. In fact it was the Puca Sleep Hold. He throttled
the jailer very gently and stretched him out to sleep on the floor.
He lifted the block key and the passage key from the jailer’s
ring.
He left the jail sector, the building, and the town in quiet haste.



13


In Brazen Clash of Helm and Greave


When Mandrake Marshall and Sheriff Train arrived, it was too late.
Dulanty had got away clean; and nobody knew in what direction, no
whether on foot or in car. But Marshal didn’t waste too much
time treating of the ineptitude of the jailers. The situation was
made to order for him. The jailbreak was a break for him too.
He began to give orders, and he was good at it.
“Get on the air and put out an alert that the Mad Killer is
loose, and to take him dead or alive before he kills again,”
Marshall ordered everybody.
“I am still the sheriff,” Sheriff Train protested. “The
man obviously feared a lynching, and with reason. There is now pretty
clear evidence that he’s innocent and that - ugh –
Crocker is guilty.”
“Shut up, Train!” Marshall snapped. “I don’t
want to hear any more about a case against Crocker. Shall I draw it
out for you? It would be effective to make it that Dulanty killed the
sheriff when he fled. Do you want me to stage that one? Dulanty has
broken and fled. That’s confession enough of guilt for anyone.
And for his second crime he left the jailer dying here on the floor.
Unless you want to be the one dying on the floor, Train.”
“But Sam is no more dying than you are,” Sheriff Train
protested. “He’s just a little scared and the wind
squeezed out of him. He’ll be able to walk home when he settles
down a little.”
“He shouldn’t be walking at all,” Marshall said
evenly. “Damn you, Sam, do you want me to fix it so you can’t
walk at all? Make him lie down, Train. Lie down, damn you, Sam! I’m
calling the tune here. Ring for the wagon and get poor Sam here to
the hospital. And if anyone asks, he’s at the point of death.”
“Marshall, I’m not going to let you tear up the whole
region and kill an innocent man with one or your manhunts,”
Sheriff Train insisted.
Marshall felled Train with an openhanded blow that would have killed
a colt, stunned him stupid, picked him up and shook the remaining
manhood out of him; then he flung him into a corner.
“A few of the boys will be in,” Marshall said to Train,
who was now no more than a lump on hands and knees. “Deputize
them without any delay or I’ll kill you.”
And Train would do it. Marshall had a little private army of about
twenty men, ready to be deputized any time an unauthorized cock
crowed. Most of them were already on the move.
Then Marshall quickly set the affair going with his broadcasts and
his hot-line phone calls. He knew that many of the men in that
country loved a manhunt. They were night hunters by instinct. Then
Marshall left the jail, picked up Crocker where he had cached him,
collected the hounds, and started on the live hunt.
“He isn’t armed, Crocker,” Marshall said. (They
were hunting conies now, though they both understood that one of them
would eventually have to kill the other by their ethic.) “The
jailer was armed, and Dulanty didn’t even lift it off him when
he laid him out. That makes it mighty handy for me, because I did
lift it off him. And the Dulanty didn’t go by car. None’s
been stolen. There were no confederates around; there never have been
any. The brother is still with the T-Town lawyer and the drunk in
Lost Haven. We’d better get him too, though. You’re his
patsy, from the comical stories I hear. I don’t want that other
Dulanty killing you before I get around to it. You were my patsy
first.
“I’ll put out another alert that the Mad Brother is on
his way to meet the Mad Killer, and that both are armed and deadly.
I’ll get the whole brood.”
Marshall’s car was a regular command-station with transmitter
and phones.
“There’s a roadblock on everything down to a cow-path,”
Marshall said after he’d put out the latest alert, “and
Henry bedamned Dulanty doesn’t know this country except just
around Lost Haven. I think he’s headed for his wife at old
Wan-Wit on the Neosho, and he’s got to cross plenty of roads to
get there. I’ve got it all planned out. It’ll be better
than a bear hunt.”
“What’s to plan out?” Crocker asked sulkily. “It’s
just to catch him and kill him and plant the jailer’s gun in
his hand, with a couple shots fired from it.”
“Where’s the artist in you, Crocker? Must you always be
the philistine? We need climax and agony, and a strong and legal
swashbuckler (me) standing boot-deep in brains and gore. One shot
won’t stop him, Crocker, not if I get him just in the flank.
The next one won’t quite drop him either if I can put it where
I want to, but it’ll hurt him bad. And then a little gun-shot
rather riles up a bear, or the bear in a man. There’s a lot of
bear in him, you know. I like to see one of them gnash.
“He’ll keep coming after I put eight or nine shots into
him, Crocker. I believe I can put them just where I want to. I’m
the best shot in the country, and I know my anatomy. And he’ll
still be able to talk, or at least to hear me, after he’s
stretched out to full length – if monsters do uncoil to full
length when they come to die. What do you think he’ll say when
I put the gun to his head, and him too blood-spent to move? Will he
beg, do you think?”
“No, Marshall, that man won’t beg. You wouldn’t
want him to. It’d spoil a good hunt. But he’s bits
through a boot you set to his mouth. I’m a better artist than
you, though. You should being in the blood-animals to kill an animal.
There’s nothing like getting a man with the dogs. Mine aren’t
bloodhounds, though the ignorant call them that. They’re part
mastiff and Great Pyrenees and part staghound. You remember that
little escapee about two years ago? Why, Marshal, they had him half
eaten before we got to him. They tore four- and six-pound hunks of
meat right out of him. A man is mighty loud when you do that to him.
You can have any other sort of poetry. A coon doesn’t scream
like that when you kill him. A badger doesn’t. Even a big cat
doesn’t. A man-kill is best – for the very noise he
makes. I like a man to scream that way.”
“This one won’t scream that way, Crocker. I don’t
think so. He’s a bear or a bugger or a monster, but not a man.
We may, however, hear a howling and roaring such as hasn’t been
heard on Earth since the primordial days. He says that they’ve
been here before. You hunt your way and I’ll hunt mine, and
we’ll see who latches onto him first. But remember, I get to
finish him.”
They hadn’t just been talking. They had been bisecting the
country again and again, going on the dirt and gravel section lines,
taking the huge hounds out of the panel-car at favorable points to
try to cut the Dulanty trail. They’d have that mad killer.
They’d be onto him any minute.
And they had a dozen other crews our looking for Henry Dulanty; and
there were roadblocks on everything from a lane to a deer trail.


Henry Dulanty came to himself in a dark wood where the straight way
was lost. He either heard or imagined that he heard the distant
sounding of hounds. There is an ancient antipathy between Pucas and
every sort of dog, but especially the great hounds. Henry would have
welcomed the conflict with a pack of them, were they not backed up by
men with guns. He could smash them as well as the biggest bear could.
He’d be well-blooded in doing it, or course but he believed
that was just what he needed. A bloody life battle might cleanse his
humors from the Earth Sickness and make him a full Puca again.
Henry was content to remain lost. He believed that there was no one
near him, and that he could shamble along till full strength and
intelligence might return to him for a while.
Then, in a glimmer of starlight, he saw a man or a demiurge growing
out of the ground. It winked at him. It seemed a deeper thing than
the regular people, but it was not a Puca.
“It would be easier to use the path,” the apparition
said. “You’ve been going through some pretty hard brush
and making a hellish noise.”
“I imagined I was moving in perfect silence,” Henry said,
“but my powers are at low ebb. I’d use a path if I cold
find one, and if it were going where I wanted to go – something
I’m not sure of. And if they don’t have roadblocks on it
yet.”
“It’s too slight a path for them to know to block,”
the creature said. (It was as big as Henry, and rough-hewn.) “There
is only one place to go. I’ll go with you and show you the way.
We’d better start along. It’s less than three hours till
they close.”
“Whatever are the gates that close in three hours, they might
not be those I intend to enter,” Henry said. But he was going
with the man. (It was a ma after al. He may have had a little bark on
him, but he was not actually growing out of the ground.)
“What is Crocker out hunting?” the rough-hewn man asked
as they followed the slight path. “He usually doesn’t
come this far from his base.”
“He’s hunting me,” Henry said. “Can you hear
the hounds? I wasn’t sure that I could, and I’ve been
listening.”
“I can’t hear them yet, and neither can you. I can smell
them, though. A creature that can’t smell them farther than he
can hear them deserves to be taken.”
“He doesn’t deserve to be taken on all counts,”
Henry said. “What are you called?”
“John Lewis Grew,” said the preternatural creature.
“I thought I knew all the demiurges, Greek, Roman, Hindu, and
primordial, but I don’t place your name among them.”
“I’m a Quapaw. They call me John Loose Screw after the
sound of my name. I don’t like it, but I can’t stop it.
You’ll be doing it too, after five minutes. I tell you though,
I have no more loose screws than the rest of them have.”
They walked. It was brighter now and the trees thinned out. The man
was wearing a shaggy jacket and he had a certain roughness in his
finish, but it wasn’t bark growing on him.
“What closes in three hours?” Henry asked as they came to
a dimly neoned shanty. “I wouldn’t walk into a trap, but
I need a shelter.”
“The Lost Moon Bar, of course,” said John Loose Screw.
“It has to close at one o’clock. We’re going to
have to drink pretty fast. We have less than three hours.”
It seemed to be a very local place, and it might be safe for a while.
They went in. It was a small barroom full of big Indians. John Loose
Screw made a sign to the man behind the bar, and that man began to
draw forth and fill various types of glasses.
These were Henry’s kind of people. He knew them in the
brazenness of the tactic. It isn’t pulled on just anybody, only
on he visiting Chieftain thus challenged to stand and produce. Henry
admired the ease and assurance of its execution.
It was the tactic of the Presumptive Assumption which has its roots
midway between the Pragmatic Sanction and the Categorical Imperative.
Hey knew Henry instantly, and he knew them.
“I have counted the house,” John Loose Screw told Henry
when the thing was already in motion in the little crossroads Indian
tavern. “For four dollars and thirty cents you can set them up.
I would do it if I had four dollars and thirty cents.”
So Henry Dulanty set up beer and drinks for the timeless Indians in
the Lost Moon Bar, and so doing he stored up merit for himself in
Heaven.
“Where have you guys been?” the man behind the bar asked
Henry.
“You mean John Loose Screw and myself?”
“No. I mean you and your people,” the barman said. “We
waited for you and you didn’t come. Quite a while back, one of
you said hat a bunch of you would be along, and you’d help us
set up a system. But you didn’t show.”
“No. Our home camp was raided several times and our plans
partly lost,” Henry said. “Then, when we were ready to
undertake things again, our information was jumbled. I’m not
the sort of being who should have been sent to this country in this
century. I should have been sent to a place where the people still
live a little nearer the ground.”
“Up to a thousand years ago we could have made this half of the
apple a pretty good place,” the barman said. “We could
have held it for our own increase and built it up in all proper time.
Up to a hundred and fifty ears ago we might still have pulled it off
– jack-jumped the White Eyes and chased them into the sea. But
even then it would have been pretty tricky and would have left hard
feelings. Now it’s too late.”
“I didn’t realize you’d recognize me,” Henry
said.
“Oh, your in the Grandmother Stories of most of the tribes.”
Well, they were a reserved but friendly bunch there. You had better
have those men for your friends, or stay out of their den. Henry saw
that he might not be able to master things here in a showdown; he
wouldn’t have been able to do it even if he had been well.
Henry could take a dozen men of a certain sort even now. But John
Loose Screw, the man behind the bar, and a long young man in a sports
coat were men of another sort. They were horned-bull men all!
And the rest of the men there were the biggest, most bulging,
sly-grinning, sleepy-eyed men he had ever seen in one room at one
time. It would have been like coming against one dozen Mandrake
Marshalls, and without the moment of full strength that was granted
to Henry when he tangled with Marshall that time.
“I won’t be able to stay very long, John Loose Screw,”
Henry said, raising his head and apprehending. “They’ll
close me up long before one o’clock. In just three minutes
there will be a great baying, and a meute of hounds mastiffs will be
onto my trail here. They will be baying for me. I can’t hear
them or smell them, but I have my own sensing.”
“How do you know then?” the long young man in the sports
coat asked. “What kind of crystal ball do you have?”
“A sixteen-inch one, friend, half meter trade size,”
Henry answered. “Venetian depth glass, panoramic viewer,
futuristic correlator, cosmic filter, not real fancy.”
“What’s the cosmic filter for?” the young man
asked.
“It gets rid of all that side talk from outer space.”
“You’re kidding,” the young man said seriously.
“But are you the one? Are they coming with the dogs for you?”
“Yes. Pretty quickly now. I know how Crocker trains them.
They’re pretty savage. So is he and whoever will be with him.
They have my scent now. I hear them going crazy where they cut my
trail. I need a break.”
“I’d just as soon become involved,” that long young
man said. “I like to get involved in things. You’re the
Mad Killer, are you? There’s some pretty good rewards out for
you, and they get bigger as the night go on. Crocker and Marshall
have each offered a thousand dollars for you. Of course neither of
them would pay, but they’ve posted it.
“But Joe Coon behind the bar three wouldn’t like it if
anybody here took money for a man. John Loose Screw wouldn’t
like it. I wouldn’t like it either. If the three of us don’t
like a thing, nobody here’s going to do it. I see an ear twitch
here and there, but they’re not going to inform.
“I’ve seen you before. I watched your kids one day and
talked to them. It was a circus. I don’t know what kind of
things you are, but I like you better than the White Eyes around this
country. Let’s go.”
“All right,” Henry said, “but where?”
“I got a car outside that will do a hundred and thirty-nine
miles an hour, real speed,” the young man said. “The
speedometer’s the only thing in it not set fast. I can go
through any roadblock they set up. I got a chrome-plated dozer blade
on the front of my bus, and a vertical slicer. It’s the
sportiest-looking front in the world, and it’ll kindle any
block. It can run away and leave the world standing still.”
(There is belief that the Indians had fast cars before the Flood.
They remembered them more than did other people when mankind was
reconstituted, and more than other people they know what to do with
them.)
“- and look what it will do from a standing start!” the
young man cried ten seconds later. Henry was now in the fast car with
the sports-coated young man. “I have thrown gravel a measured
two hundred feet on takeoff, the young man continued, “and I
have burned rubber for ninety-seven feet on the pavement. This car is
steel-looped and cross-looped. It can roll over and come up still
running wide open. It has armored body, shot-proof glass,
self-sealing tires, astatic cigarette trays, flame-retarding
neoprene-sealed gas tank, auxiliary boosters, all-bands radio, and a
telephone – with unlisted number.”
“Have you considered a gyroscopic stabilizer to put it on
automatic pilot if you black out? Or a bank-angle analyzer to permit
it to take turns on automatic?” Henry asked, very much
interested.
“Considered it? Man, I’ve got it,” the young man
said. “Built everything myself. I’m a mechanical
engineer, Oklahoma State ’63. It’s got a photoelectric
control to make it swerve to miss cows and hogs in the road when it’s
on automatic, and it embodies a prediction factor to detect which way
a hog will break. That’s important when you’re driving on
automatic at night.”
They went through a roadblock at high speed. The young man had been
right. That chrome slicer on front would kindle any block. They were
shot at from both front and back with some high-powered stuff. It did
have shot-proof glass, and not only to turn little pop-pistol shot as
the dealers will show you sometimes. It did have a self-sealing gas
tank with flame-retarding neoprene sheath. It had better have!
It was an interesting but rather rough ride, and they talked of other
devices that would really jazz up a car. But when they came to a
stop, the trouble wasn’t the car wouldn’t do a full roll
easily, it was that it would do a roll and a half easier. The car
slid a hundred and ninety feet on its top before it came to a stop
against an embankment. It was a well-built car, but it wouldn’t
be running any more that night.
The young man told Henry to go ahead and leave him; that all he had
was a broken collarbone; that he broke it every time he turned the
car over; that he was, in fact, collarbone-broke prone.
And the blood on his was nothing, he insisted. He always got a lot of
blood on him.
“But it was an interesting talk,” the young man said. “I
love to talk to anybody who is mechanically inclined. I’m going
to put in an automatic pressurizer and a standby oxygen supply in
case I ever end up upside down in the bottom of a lake. I’m
going to put in a scanner-pilot on it also. Just put a checkmark on a
road-map where you want to go, and feed the map into its gullet.
It’ll take you there by the most direct route, and even pick
the roadside stops with the best meals. It they don’t kill you
tonight, come around again. I’d like to know you better.
“Say, you’d better take off! They’ll have us picked
up with headlights in a matter of seconds. Oh Hell yes, I’m all
right. This happens to me all the time.”
So Henry Dulanty crawled out of the upside-down car and was on his
way again, more lost than ever.


The young mans name is Sammy Bluefield. You might meet him sometime,
and then you’ll know who he is.


14


Fit Subject For Heroic Chantey


So Big Henry Dulanty was in the woods again, but a dozen miles away
from the other woods. It might be some time before they got hounds on
his new trail. But someone would know what region he was in. Sammy
Bluefield might flub the men with the story that he had been alone in
the car – that he had been off on a frolic of his own. But
Henry was certain that the men at the crashed roadblock had lighted
them up good enough with their spotlights to se that there had been
two men in the car.
Every car would be stopped on every road. And ever road down to the
meanest section line was being picked out with headlights. Every
bridge and almost every culvert was manned. It is hard to travel any
distance without crossing either rover or under some road. In theory,
Henry Dulanty would be boxed into one of the gridded sections of
land, and could be tracked down there as soon as the dogs could cut
his trail again.
But that country was not as even as the theory might indicate. Much
of it was hilly, the roads following the contours of the land and not
the straight section lines; and headlights, picking out the roads,
could reach no further than the crest of the next hill. It was a
strategy game between Henry Dulanty and quite a few hunting men,
played out for the Dulanty life.
But all the men of the country were not out on the hunt. The majority
cowered in their homes in town and country and listened to radios or
TV while the Mad Killer stalked their region.
There was quite a bit of terror that night in the rolling bluestem
country; and the dogs caught the fright from their masters, and
whined and carried on.
The dogs, but not the Dogs yet.
There are some dogs that pay no attention to the Puca at all, indeed
seem not to see them or sense them in any way. Many dogs hate the
Puca. Others go crazy with fear of them. Henry had to be careful in
his choice of a farm and dog. He wanted a reasonable man who would
agree to hide him for several days until the vigilance relaxed.
Henry sampled half a dozen farmsteads and left them alone. He had,
under the window of one of them, heard the broadcast of his own
activities as the Mad Killer. There were stony and unseeing dogs,
there were furious dogs, there were terrified dogs, guarding the
various farmsteads. Then he came to a farmhouse that had a finely
bred, strongly built, slightly stupid dog who barked only a little
and stood on bristling formality.
“The man will be of the same sort,” Henry told himself,
“middling good, hard to scare, and a little stupid. No dog ever
differs much from his master, and no bad dog ever had a good master.
I’ll go in and take my chances if the man is at home. If he
isn’t home, I’ll take my chances anyhow.”
The house was dark. There was no answer to his low hallow, so Henry
attempted the place. The front door was unlocked. Henry opened it
noiselessly – knowing at once, however, that someone was
standing and watching him from the darkness. “Good evening,”
Henry said in the direction of the invisible man.
Then Henry was hit in the face by a ball of light.
“Raise your hands very high,” said the man of the house.
He had a five-cell flashlight in one hand and a .45 in the other.
With what must have been a third hand, or perhaps an elbow, he
flicked on the main lights of the room.
It was a good-sized man of full middle-age, probably scared –
as believing the Mad Killer bit – but steady.
“Stand over there against the wall with your back to me,”
the man said to Henry.
On the Sands of Hesitation –
Henry still had his Puca speed. He could have struck before the man
could have reacted with his gun. He could have made the man a
prisoner and stayed on there awkwardly. Or he could bind and disable
the man and leave, and try his luck somewhere else. He could go on
felling men all night, and keep moving till he was caught.
But he wanted to negotiate a refuge. He wanted a man to hide him in
an inner upper room where his scent might be masked, a man who would
lie for him and swear to all comers that the Mad Killer had indeed
come to the door, but had then talked incoherently, and had gone back
the way he had come.
Henry could quickly instruct the man in little things, how his scent
over the threshold and inside the house might be disguised by wheat
bran or shorts sprinkled lightly and then swept up again, or by a
dozen things to be found around any Earther house.
Henry Dulanty, as he should have been, cold have dominated almost any
man with words. But the Earthsick Henry had become almost fumbling in
his speech and thoughts. He would have to gamble time and wait for
the next temporary return of his powers. He stood over there against
the wall with his back to the man.
“Do not try anything,” the man said nervously.
“I will try anything, even reason,” Henry answered.
“Are you Henry Dulanty?”
“I am a stranger lost.”
“I am placing you under citizen’s arrest.”
“Lee me see proof of your citizenship.”
“You’re Henry Dulanty, all right. It’s been said
that you’re an incurable scoffer.”
“And the Mad Killer at the same time?”
“That’s right. A scoffing sort of cunning might go with
madness.”
The man patter Henry over his pockets and under his armpits and on
the inside of his legs and all such places.


On the Sands of Hesitation –


“What did you do with it?” the man asked.
“Explicitness is a forgotten virtue,” Henry said.
“There you go smarting off again. What did you do with the gun
you took off the jailer?”


Broached and Breached the Craft Dulanty –


“I took no gun,” Henry said.
“The alert says you took it,” the man insisted, “and
that you are a Mad Man, armed and dangerous.” He was a
fair-sized man, fifty years and a day old, a leading citizen you
would say at once, and a fool.


Panged by Pygmies, Irked by Earthmen –


“If you believe that I took the gun, then you’re dead
already,” Henry said. “The two things tie together.”
“Do not threaten me,” said the man. “Take off your
pants and shirt! Do it now!”


He the Monster, by the Midgets –


“To be closeted with a fool!” Henry muttered, but he did
as he was told. He took off his pants and shirt. The man was not
green. He could use the gun.


On a Farmstead near Catoosa –


“Toss them across the room here,” the man ordered, “and
make no false move.” Henry tossed the stuff over. The man went
through it carefully, and then examined the shaggy-bare Henry
Dulanty. “That’s peculiar,” the man said. “You
didn’t have a gun after all. What did you do with it?”


In a Trap, Who’d Ambled Planets –


“If you believe that I had a gun, then you believe it to your
death,” Henry said sadly.
“Don’t give me riddles, Dulanty. Lie down on the floor
with your head in the corner while I phone the authorities to come
for you.”


Finding Time Beshorn of Forelock –


Henry Dulenty, wondering at himself in his sickness, lay down on the
floor. He would have to convince this fool.
“Tell them one thing, for your own sake,” Henry said
carefully. “To send the sheriff, and nobody else, or only those
of his group. Tell them to contact the sheriff by phone and not over
the air. Marshal and Crocker are likely to pick up anything that goes
to the sheriff over the air. Have them notify the sheriff only, if
you have the telephone disease. On no account have them notify
Crocker or Marshall.”


De Profundis in Patinam –


“Shut up, Dulanty. They will send who they will send.”
The man was on the phone. He talked to somebody, and was satisfied.
“Everybody knows where my place is,” he kept saying.
“”It’s been called the Butterfield place for a
hundred years. Get somebody here quick.” He was satisfied when
he hung up. “Somebody will be here pretty quick,” he said
to the room and to Henry Dulanty, “whichever of tem is driving
nearest when they get the information by radio.”


Stewed in Stifling Introspection –


“Have you a name?” Henry Dulanty asked the man.
“Thomas Butterfield. It’s an old name here.”
“Thomas, let me explain. If you let me go, or hide me and say
that I have gone, you can save your own life. If you do not let me
go, you cannot save your own life, not if Marshall gets here first.”


Stream of Thought – the Earthen Sickness –


“How is my life in any danger, Dulanty? It isn’t from
you.”
“I haven’t the time to be impatient with you,
Butterfield. If it was announced that I took the gun from the jailer,
then it was announced for a reason. It was Marshall himself giving
the broadcasts when I listened. Likely Marshall took the gun himself
from the jailer to plant it on me. If he is the one who comes for me,
he’ll kill me here. He’s eaten up with lust for it.”


Lost the Swiftness of the Puca –


“You will see him do it, Thomas,” Henry continued, “and
you will know that I was unarmed and that it was unnecessary to kill
me. He can’t leave you alive to give testimony against him. He
will stage it neatly to make it seem that I killed you with the
jailer’s gun, which he will plant in my hand when it is still
warm.”


Stranded Like a Fool, Dulanty –


“I know Marshall quite well,” Butterfield said. “He’s
a fine man, and your whole story is a ridiculous fabrication.”
“Does it irritate you, Butterfield, when somebody tells you how
a story or a play will end?”


On the Reefs of Earth – Untimely –


“It does. Why?”
“I have just told you how your story will end. Well, enough of
that, Butterfield. I have to leave you in a hurry now. It may already
be too late.”
Henry Dulanty rose from the floor and began to put on his clothes.
“Dulanty, I tell you I’ll kill you right now,”
Butterfield said. “I’m not afraid.”
“I am, a little bit, but not of you.”
“Dulanty, I swear to God, you leave me no choice!”


Passed the Final Fatal Moment –


“Don’t intend to. If you’re going to shoot, do it
now. I’m in a hurry.”
“Dulanty, you drive me to it!”
But Thomas Butterfield, like Henry Dulanty himself, had waited too
long. And he didn’t know how fast Henry Dulanty could move.
Henry slapped the .45 out of his hand and then felled him with a
stunning blow.
“I’ve got a chance,” Henry said. “It’s
coming back to me. I’m going to have another moment of
strength. In just an instant I’ll know what to do again.
“No – my chance just melted. I know his footsteps in the
yard. I hadn’t even heard the dogs, I was so listless. He’s
a fool for luck. He must have been driving very near when he got the
call. It comes back to me, but not fast enough.”
Henry started for the .45 which had slid under a sofa, and at the
same time he started for a little door to gain the interior of the
house. It was his last indecision, for Mandrake Marshall was already
in the room.


Piger Tempus Edax Rerum –


Henry Dulanty pitched forward onto his face when the first of
Marshall’s shots caught him high in the shoulder from behind.
That laughing man Marshall fairly bristled with the bloodlust in him.
“Get up, Dulanty!” Marshall barked, like one of the
chorus of hounds still held leashed by Crocker. “A shot like
that doesn’t hurt a man like you! You’ve got a dozen more
coming.”
“You shouldn’t have shot him in the back, Marshall,”
Crocker panted, still holding the dogs. “Shots in the back are
always hard to explain as self-defense.”
“Shut up, Crocker! Hello, Butterfield. If that’s not the
suit you want to die in, you have time to go change. You do want to
look nice, don’t you? Come get me, Dulanty! You old animal,
let’s see how you charge.”


Door of Time Against the Puca –


Henry Dulanty came up on his feet. His Puca strength had returned,
but only in time for him to die in it. He charged dumbly and in pain,
and went down from a groin shot by Marshall. Marshall shot very fast.
Crocker had tied the dogs to a porch pillar, and now held a rifle in
readiness.
“Marshall,” said Thomas Butterfield, coming out of his
daze. “That man is not armed. You can confine him without
shooting.”
“Shut up, Butterfield. Those your death duds, are they? Come
on, Dulanty! You disappoint me. Up we come! Onto your feet once more!
Here I am! Come get me!”


Ensorceled Earth – a Bomb Inside You –


Henry Dulanty was on his feet again, and then down once more,
gun-shot by Marshall.
“Too many shots are hard to explain, Marshall,” Crocker
said dryly. “You’re excited, Marshall. Finish him off
this time, and then change guns for Butterfield here.”
“In my own way, Crocker,” Marshall panted. “Come on
Dulanty! One more time! Come get a piece of me – you think!”


Dragons’ Children Hatching, Growing –


Henry was up again, but wobbly. He knew that he was dying, but he had
a sudden humor to spook his killer in dying. He moved three steps
almost too fast to follow, then stumbled and grappled into Marshall,
falling, and screamed, but Crocker shot Dulanty in the face. Crocker
was cool as ice when there was killing to be done. Henry Dulanty fell
and lay still.
“What’s a goblin like inside, Dulanty?” Marshall
shouted, quickly recovering from one insanity into another.
“Let’s spill you out a little more and see.”
“That’s enough,” said Crocker. “He’s
dead. Don’t mark him up any more. This much will be hard enough
to explain.”


Come the Green-Eyes, Come Requiting –


Henry’s shot face had become somewhat inhuman in repose, but
not less than human. The Dulantys could manage to look like regular
people, till they had to laugh, or die.
“That’s enough, Marshall,” Crocker repeated. “The
dogs have been done out of their due. I’d as soon put them on
you as him. Take Butterfield now.”


Nil de Monstris Nisi Bonum.


Thomas Butterfield was sickened by the way Marshall had killed Henry
Dulanty, but he still couldn’t understand that it would turn
out fatally for himself. He wondered how Marshall would explain the
killing of an unarmed man to the world, but he simply stared.
Then Marshall changed guns. He held the jailer’s handgun now.
When the realization came to Butterfield, it was like ice.
“You can’t kill me,” he said seriously. “I
voted for you once.”
Mandrake Marshall laughed and shot. It was the predictable end of the
Butterfield story.
One. And Two. Marshall had had a good night. He looked at Crocker.
Should he try for three?


15


The Battle Joined That Could But Leave


Crocker was delirious. He couldn’t sleep after he had been
dropped off at his place by Marshall, and his dogs couldn’t
sleep. There was something worrying and unsatisfied in them all.
Crocker was still apprehensive about what the lawyer from T-Town and
Frank Dulanty and the drunk Fronsac had turned up.
Marhsall hadn’t followed through the previous night as to
taking care of Frank Dulanty. The broadcasts on the Mad Brother of
the Mad Killer had died out when Marshall became temporarily sated of
the killing.
But there wasn’t any very good way that Crocker and Frank
Dulanty could both keep living in the world. One of them plainly
would have to die. But Crocker, between the noose of Frank and the
legal threat of murder trial, still wasn’t whipped.
Those several men who had almost been persuaded to give evidence
against Crocker yesterday could never be persuaded again. Henry
Dulanty, who had been given to the popular mind as the killer of
Thomas Butterfield, must also be left undisturbed in that mind as the
killer of Coalfactor Stutgard. The neatness of tying everything to
Henry Dulanty the Mad Killer could hardly be challenged, now that he
was dead.
But there was always the worry over Mandrake Marshall. This was
another of those mutually exclusive deals: either Marshall or Crocker
had to die, and they both knew it. There could not be a double
inheritance to the realm of Coalfactor Stutgard. And this ultimatum
worried Crocker more than it did Marshall.
Crocker was also in terror of three Dulantys. Had not Henry, after
his face was broken ad he looked at them through a red gaze, said,
“You haven’t seen the last of me, I’ll be back,”
or had Crocker only imagined it? Crocker was usually cool during a
killing, but the aftermath produced illusions of things both present
and past. In the dying face of Henry Dulanty, turning unhuman as he
died, there had been the impression of great powers that could
perhaps transcend these barriers.
And there was still Frank Dulanty in his first threat – that
of the noose he had put around Crocker’s neck. The noose
remained there invisible. And Crocker still had the noose itself on
his bedpost, and it stared at him.
And there was the small Dulanty boy who had looked in at him in
Stutgard’s upstairs room. It is disquieting to look up from the
business of murder and find yourself observed. But it hadn’t
been that which made his hair absolutely stand on end and which still
haunted him now.
Crocker hadn’t simply seen the little boy; he had seen through
him at the same time. In his delirium Crocker saw it all again. That
little boy had been standing on air, and he had been transparent. He
was not made out of flesh. He was made out of whatever deliriums are
made of.
A bedlam of such things paced up and down in Crocker’s head,
while his hounds also paced and grumbled at being done out of their
part of the murders. So Crocker hit the old panther, and got what
sleep he could out of it.


In the morning Crocker rose very early and drunkenly. He dressed,
though awkwardly and with mismatched boots. He gathered his seven
dogs, took along a rifle and the noose and a bottle of the old
cat-creature, and went out to find and kill the transparent little
boy so he could sleep nights.
Crocker knew generally where those Dulanty kids were hiding out. At
least he knew what sector his impressors had not returned from. And
he had clothing of the smallest of the Dulanty boys that he had taken
from the Big Shanty on the night of the attempted lynching of Frank
Dulanty. His hounds were worrying the rags, and knew who they were to
find.


“There is a man sitting on top of Misu Mound,” Dorothy
said. “He has branches growing out of the top of his head. I
never saw anything like that before.”
“Oh, it’s Fulbert,” Helen explained. “He
comes there lots of days, ad I’m always the only one alert
enough to notice it. He never had branches growing out of the top of
his head before, though. It’s something to think about. Do you
suppose that’s what alcoholism does in its last stages, Peter?”
“No. He’s wearing them for camouflage. He’s acting
as lookout for us. Maybe he doesn’t understand that we already
have one of those old dead Indians acting as lookout.”
“Maybe he’ll get so drunk that he’ll roll down off
the mountain and into the river,” said John. “Then we’ll
vote on whether to hold him under water and drown him or drag him out
and save him. I vote we drown him.”
“No. He’s used to being that way,” Peter said. “You
never see an experienced drunk fall off a mountain. You can hear
Crocker’s dogs now. He’s out hunting us early.”


The three mastiffs of Crocker were named Bell, Book and Candle. The
four hounds, smaller than the mastiffs but still large, were Luke,
John, Barnabas and Timothy. What had happened to the earlier Matthew
and Mark is two other bloody stories (one of an old boar coon, one of
a young fast bear); but the younger dogs, Barnabas and Timothy, were
good ones.
The dogs ad the scent of that smallest boy again, but it led into
boggy ground that would not support even the lightest of the dogs.
“He is quite a small boy,” Crocker said, “but not
that small. He cannot be weightless. If a hound would go down here, a
boy would go down here too. Well, they’ve picked up his spoor
on the other side of the morass now, but then it heads into even
softer places.”
Crocker, though he didn’t know there were two of them, was
tracking Bad John and not John. He was after his proper prey, but he
didn’t understand its nature. So he worked that morning with
his dogs on the trail of the small boy he had to kill.
Now and then, after Crocker and his hounds had circled onto firm
ground and once more picked up the trail beyond, the eight hunters
would sit down to rest. Then Crocker would console himself with
Spirits of Panther (called Horse Whisky by the vulgar); and sometimes
he slept.
Once, when he had slept for a minute and wakened with a start, he saw
the small boy standing and watching not thirty yards away. There was
something at once wretched and appealing and defiant about that
little Dulanty boy. Crocker fired quickly, and the boy disappeared.
He didn’t fall; he thinned out to nothingness.
“I’m coming apart,” Crocker said. “I’m
firing at ghosts. But I see everything else clear, and I saw him
transparent.”
But still he pushed on with his seven restive dogs, circling deeper
and deeper into the bogs after a prey who followed a rambling and
impossible course.


“Old Crocker is lost,” Fronsac said as he watched from
the top of Misu Mound. “In another hour or two he’ll be
in where he can never get out. Then I’ll go down and claim one
of the dogs.”
“Is Candle the one you want?” the old dead Indian asked.
“Yes, Candle. I never saw such an animal. He blazes at night.”
“I’d like to own him myself, if I were not beyond the
state of owning,” the old Indian said. “Crocker hunts his
prey which he cannot come up to. But another hunts Crocker. You
know?”
“I know.”
“And another follows the man who follows Crocker. And a fourth
hunter waits in ambush for the third. You believe you have it figured
out, but you have missed one of the persons entirely. I wonder if you
would pour me a little of that, Fronsac, no more than an acorn-full.
I no longer have the equipment to handle it, but I love the taste.
Ah, White Lightning, that splits the skull and encourages the body
and the sentiments!”
“It is my pleasure,’ said Fronsac. “I never liked
to drink alone. My little urchins on the rafts will drift away
tonight, and Witchy will be with them. Do you think the world is safe
from them?”
“I don’t know, Fronsac. I wouldn’t care if they
roughed up the old orb a little. They’re an intriguing bunch.
That Helen had an argument with one of our ladies (and damned if it
didn’t seem that she used to be one of my wives) about a
thighbone. ‘It’s just barely fastened on,’ Helen
insisted, ‘you’re allowed to take them if they’re
just barely fastened on.’ ‘No, no,’ my old wife
howled, ‘it’s part of me. I’ve lost so many bones
that I want to keep that one. Go away, little girl.’ ‘But
I want to make an artifact out of it,’ Helen said, ‘it’s
just the right size. Here, I’ll give you a buffalo thighbone in
place of it.’ She did, and I tell you that my old wife hobbles
around pretty grotesquely now with that buffalo thighbone, and
everybody laughs at her. We laugh at things like that now. We haven’t
much else.”
There are those who say that Fulbert couldn’t talk to the old
dead Indians in Misu Mound at all; that he was a degenerate old drunk
who went up on the mountain and talked to himself and had fantasies
because he was a rummy.
But if you’re going to call everybody a rummy who talks to dead
Indians you’re going to defame a lot of very good people.
After a while, Fulbert made a signal that only one of the six
Dulantys saw and interpreted. And Charles Dulanty slipped off from
the rest of them to play his hand.


Puca dramas differ in pace and climax from the dramas of Earth
people. In the high classic form, there is always a scene (very near
the end) where all the bloody stuff is heaped together for the
greater enjoyment and convenience of all. It is extravagant and
outré. It is both tragic and comic in the tall burlesque of
it. It thrills the liver and entrails and heart of the Pucas. And to
Earth people it would seem rather crude and excessive.
Be you not offended! Through a miracle of circumstance, we now live
for short moments through the outré scene of a classic Puca
drama. A suddenly hooded sun gave a garish light for the scene. It is
always so.


The next time that Crocker sat down to rest and sleep, he was
unaccountably chilly. He was on a bank above the circuit. Yet here
the scent of the small boy led straight ahead. He was under an old
sycamore tree that had lost most of its hide and showed only stark
white branches.
He slept once and met Stutgard; he forced himself awake barely in
time to escape him. That man would have killed him in his sleep.
One of the hounds, Barnabas, trailed away and left Crocker for good.
Dogs will abandon a disintegrating man so.
When Crocker slept again he met Marshall, lusting for a Crocker-kill.
Crocker waked in panic to avoid him. Each time it became more
difficult to wake up, and more necessary to do so. Death might attend
the sleeping for only an extra second. The other three hounds trailed
off, and only the mastiffs were left. Crocker noticed for the first
time that his boots were not matched.
“Here I am, either two different men, or I have one foot each
of two different men,” he said. “I knew I was coming
apart, but I didn’t imagine it would be like this.”
In his next sleep, Crocker saw the small boy who floated over the
bogs. He woke with extreme effort, and was soaked in clammy sweat.
But when awake he still saw the boy. This caused him to doubt whether
he was asleep or awake, and this doubt remained with him for the
short scrap of his life that was left.
Crocker slept again and dreamed of Frank Dulanty. He was even colder
than he had been before. Then an unseen hand came and wrapped a scarf
around his neck.
“Thank you for our unintended kindness,” Crocker said.
“There is more here than meets the eye or touches the neck, but
I cannot fathom it. I would have frozen to death without it.”
It fit snugly and smelled hempen and had not the feel of an ordinary
scarf. Crocker wakened into a shallower sleep and knew that it was
Frank Dulanty behind him. It was the noose around his neck, and no
scarf. The line of it went over one of the bone-white branches of the
sycamore.
“What do you intend to do, Dulanty?” Crocker asked
rationally without looking around.
“Kill you, and then find the children,” Frank said as
evenly. “They’ll have received the blood message by now,
and may have some thought of revenge. I must instruct them to deal
gently with the world. During my tour of Earth, I have decided that
perhaps we are a little ruthless. I’ll advise them to look for
a broader way than I have found. Now rouse yourself, Crocker, and
walk down into the bog. I’ll leave you just enough slack for
it.”
Bell and Book tailed off, and only Candle was left.
“This is murder,” said Crocker, “ironic as it
seems, coming from me.”
“No. Into the bog, I say, Crocker. The court that was to sit
today did not sit, and I have supplied its lack. The men who will be
afraid to testify in open court have already testified privately to
me. You killed Stutgard and, more importantly, you killed my
brother.”
“No, not him. Marshall killed Henry. I only watched.”
“Marshall? I’ve missed part of this. It seemed too direct
and massive a thing for you to pull. How does Marshall come to be
killing people he hardly knows? It worries me that I may have
underestimated him in other ways. So, my work is only half done when
I kill you.”
Crocker was up to his loins in the bog. His arms trembled, and his
hands slipped on the rope.
“There’s one thing you’ve overlooked, Dulanty,”
he said thickly. “I can wake up and make you go away.”
“It’s worth a try, Crocker. Go ahead.”
But Crocker couldn’t. Frank tightened the rope for the last
time, and Crocker pulled himself up a little from the bog on very
weary arms.


A lion can move more quietly than a jackal, especially one who has
just graduated into the role of local lion. He can move more quietly
than a hound, and soundless to an intent man. Mandrake Marshall, the
man underestimated by Frank Dulanty, chewed on a step of weed and
looked thoughtful.
“The show drags a little,” he said to himself. “We’d
better run the curtain down before the audience become restive. I am
the audience.”
Then his calmness exploded, and he became a madman at the new
opportunity.
Marshall hit Frank Dulanty a terrific blow on the back of the head
with his rifle butt. The blow was one of the really colossal things.
He may have killed Frank with the one blow.
“I never felt strong against you as I did your brother,”
Marshall said as he looked down at Frank, calm and satisfied again.
That man turned madness on and off like a tap. “It never seemed
like you had as much of the beast in you. Ah, but you’re one of
tem too. You get the look more when you’re dead. You’re a
loose end, Frank. I couldn’t leave you lying around.”
The line had slipped from Frank’s head and whipped like a snake
over the sycamore limb. Every foot of it was gobbled up by the
fast-disappearing Crocker. Marshall made no move to save his partner
in crime, and Crocker went down wide-eyed and frozen.
“You should have screamed, you devil,” Marshall
complained to the disappeared Crocker. “You cheated me there.”
“We’ll just roll you down the bank, Dulanty,”
Marshall continued. “I liked to roll down banks when I was a
little boy. Things like that bring out the boy in me.”
He rolled Frank down the bank and into the bog, pushing him out a
ways into it as he sank.
“Hello, Candle,” Marshall greeted the last dog. “You’re
a good animal and I meant to have you a long time ago. You belong to
me now. I’d like to have the boy too, but I’m not sure I
can swing that one. We’ll see.”
The boy was shooting at Marshall from a distance and running as he
shot.
“The first thing I’d teach him would be not to fire
blindly while running across the country like that, not to fire
without aiming, and not to fire before coming into range,”
Marshall lectured himself. “He’s the son of one of them.
Hey, the species does stand out on them when they’re angry! I
doubt if I could own him like a dog, but it’d be fun to kill
the father and then take his pup. Like to raise that Puca my way.
They’ve a lot of juice in them. Admit it, Mandrake, you were
jealous that they had more animal in them than you did.
“He should have two shots lets, and he’s going to save
them till he’s in range. He’s no fool.”
Charles Dulanty had learned, possibly in the direct way that Puca
learn things, possibly from Fulbert Fronsac, that Crocker would be
out hunting the wraith child Bad John (whom he would never catch);
that Frank Dulanty would be hunting Crocker (but slowly, as to allow
him to come to his physical breakup first); and that another man
would be trailing Frank. Fulbert and Charles had set up the signal
together, and Fulbert from his lookout was to warn when Frank’s
hunter appeared.
What neither of them knew was how fast Marshall moved. He came at a
pace that was neither a stride nor a trot, topping crest after crest
with silent speed, killing Frank before either warning could be
raised or counterattack launched. Charles had seen the end of Crocker
and of Frank. Now he was running in a fury, but he thought coolly at
the same time. He’d kill Marshall with a little luck. He had
become, at eight years old, the patriarch of the Dulanty clan. It
would never have occurred to his cousin Peter to challenge him. The
leader moved naturally into leadership when the time comes.
“He’s serious,” Marshall said, half reading the
thoughts of the running boy. “And he knows what he’s
doing. He’s a hard target running through the reeds; but when
he takes the next crest I’ll have him. The rifle’s too
heavy for him. He’s betting he can hit the ground in time when
I level. It’d be a good bet with any man but me. He doesn’t
know how fast I can level.”
Charles had half taken the crest. Watch! It’s fast – like
three snakes striking at once! Marshall leveled, aimed, and fired
with on motion. It was a curious blast – like three
instantaneous shots in one. Check the bodies. See who’s down.
Charles had used his next to last shot just before he hit the ground.
It rang in his ears much louder tan it should have – with an
authority that had no counterpoint in the recoil. It didn’t
feel like a good shot. But Marshall had jerked upward curiously in
the act of firing; and now he was down. And he was dead.
Charles came forward cautiously, shaking his head and scattering
leaves and fronds. He had at first believed that Marshall’s
shot had scotched him in the head; but it had only split fragments
from a small boulder and then rattled into a small tree, showering
Charles with various light debris.
“I’m a better shot than I thought,” said as he
sidled up and examined the last dead man. “A lot better. It
seemed like I hit him an instant before I pulled the trigger. And the
funniest thing about it is that he was hit by a thirty long, from the
way it tore into him, and I was shooting shorts.”
Charles examined the body with great curiosity, having never seen a
dead adult of the Earth species before.
“Say, that tore into his head and mighty near exploded there,
and came out ten times as big as it went in. I wonder if brains are
really good for catfish bait, or was Helen just jiving those boys the
other day? If I had a scoop I’d scoop it full of them.”
Charles made a pry from an old branch and rolled Marshall over and
over down the bank and into the bog, and he watched the big man sink.
“It’s going to be getting a little bit crowded in that
bog,” Charles said, “and there aren’t any of them
very friendly to each other.”
At the same time, and not thirty yards away, Phoebe Jane Lanyard
ejected a shell from her rifle. She was smiling a quivering smile
that turned inward at the corners, and then inward again. Did you
know that Indians have an expression very like Pucas when they have
just killed someone? It’s near the same look.
She wasn’t free from bloodlust herself. She’d never liked
Marshall at all.
“Now I’ll go home and get out the old car and go up to
Vinita,” she said to herself, “and shuck Witchy over the
wall of that booby-hatch after dark, and bring her to join the
children. Then they’ll be gone.”


The afternoon sun came out clear again. The aerach, the outer scene
of the classic Puca drama, was over with.


16


Or Altered World Or Dead Dulanty


“We will cast off at moonlight, or at another rising a few
seconds later,” Charles announced late that afternoon. “See
to all the battenings and lashings. It will be a long voyage. Phoebe
Jane says she will bring us some other things in a boat just after
dark. You, first and second mate (that was Elizabeth and Peter, but
Helen was navigator), please make a inspection and report to me on
the bridge if anything is amiss.”
Charles was captain. He had matured in one afternoon. Elizabeth and
Peter and Helen were showier, but Charles became the steady one. They
acknowledged him.
“Won’t we wait for Mama?” Helen asked. “Did I
only imagine that she would be with us when we left?”
“I think she will be with us, for a while,” Charles said.
“Phoebe Jane says for us to cast off at moonlight. I believe
she knows of the other rising at about the same time, but she doesn’t
know the name of it. So we will go at moonrise, and Witchy will be
with us at almost the same time.”
They were all sure of that now. They knew man things by illumination.
They had a pretty good time of it that afternoon, celebrating all the
accumulated deaths. They made happy Bagarthach verses with the very
blood dripping out of them, and drank choc beer till they were all
tipsy as a lilt of larks.
And in a peculiar rite they now shed their Earth names and assumed
the Puca equivalents. This had to come of themselves. The group was
now of an age to devise intuitively the names that were destined for
them. Puca children are always given nicknames first, or in the case
of the Puca of the Eisimirce (the Dispersal), native names of the
place. They must, when the time comes, guess their real names, and
they will do so if they are true Pucas. It is their Epiphany, their
opening out.
Elizabeth realized herself as Coisrecan-Dia.
Charles assumed Laidir.
Peter was translated literally into Carraig.
Dorothy naturall was Feirin-De.
Helen was rekindled as Lochrann.
John was made manifest as Dia-Ta-Coamh.
And Bad John, of course, was to be called Ionuin.
They all realized Bad John’s name now, but where was he
himself?
“I think that Ionuin Bad John has gone too,” Elizabeth
said. “We haven’t seen him for several hours.”
“I believe he’s gone for good,” Carraig Peter said.
So they made another bloody Bagarthach to celebrate the termination
of Bad John as they had known him.


Just after dark, Phoebe Jane Lanyard came silently as a breeze and
provisioned them.
“Leave at moonrise,” se told them again. “I will
have Witchy near, and she will join you as you move.” Then
Phoebe was gone.
“We should have a black sail,” Lochrann Helen said “Then
we would be invisible at night.”
Laidir Charles climbed the highest tree that overhung the river and
began his moon-vigil. The rest of them waited below, and everything
was shipshape.
When Charles saw the moon rising – no, actually he saw a faint
body considerably to the south of it rise at near the same time –
he dived from the top of the tree and cut the black water. He swam
effortlessly to the Ile and boarded it.
“Cast off!” he ordered. “Sound the ship’s
horn. Damn the noise, this is symbolic.”
They unlashed from the trees and poled themselves into the stream,
with the Ile in the lead and the Sea Bear in tow. They headed
perfectly and took the current. Then, before they were out of the
region of perpetual fog around Misu Mound, and just where the current
drags in very near the left bank, Witchy was onto the craft as
weightless as a ghost.
“We are together now for a while,” she said. “You
have a very long way to go, and I only a short one. I will tell you a
little if I can find the right words; but my head is in the hockshop
of this world, and I haven’t the coin to redeem it.
“There is on this world a most peculiar and remarkable ethic.
The people of this world fail it by not taking it literally enough.
Ourselves, if we try it, will fail it by taking it too literally. A
cousin of mine did this. He was charmed by this ethic, and he
resolved to follow it. He did so for half a day.
“‘If your
right hand offend you, hack it off,’ said the ethic. It wasn’t
two minutes till his right hand offended, and he hacked it off. ‘If
your eye offend, pluck it out.’ I tell you, his eye offended
every time he blinked. It went through the whole alphabet of his
members and body. He wasn’t a bad fellow, for a Puca, but
offensive he was in the real sense. He offended from the crine of his
head to the metatarsus of his foot, and he hacked off every offending
part. I will spare you the inglorious details. In two hours there was
nothing left of him but the torso, and that was pretty well hacked
up.
“If I’m
going to Hell in a handbasket, it looks like I’m in a pretty
good shape to start,” my cousin said. “That’s
enough for one day. If I feel better I may try it again tomorrow.”
I say it is a fine thing, but it was not given to us, and they to
whom it was given have not taken it. I am not scoffing in this. We
Pucas have so much going against us that we can never afford the bad
manners of scoffing.
“Ourselves, we
lie by a more primitive ethic. We do not deny that it is primitive,
but it is the only ethic that the Giver has given us yet. We will
live that primitive ethic all the way. Be swift, and be sudden! That
is our secret. You can chop down those wiser and more powerful than
yourself while they are meting out their wisdom and power. They are
the many fat rats. We are the few shrews. Well, let us be good at it
since it’s our role. I believe that the one who gives the
Parting Admonition is also supposed to mention something about the
responsibility attached to the thing, but my mind begins to wander.”
“Mama,”
Loclann Helen said, “Ionuin Bad John isn’t with us. He
isn’t on either of the rafts. Is he gone?”
“Oh, he’s
gone with his father Frank. With us, small children are allowed to
linger for a few years after they have died; but it isn’t the
custom on Earth. He was looking bad; I don’t believe that the
atmosphere here is very nourishing; now he’ll be all right.”
They were sliding down
Green River in the slanting darkness, and they found it pleasant.
Earth has a beauty even for the Pucas – at night, with the
dog-elm and the crooked-neck cedar trees giving their smell to the
setting and leaning out over the water, with the moon coming up over
the shaggy little river, and the night cicadas talking – it is
especially beautiful when seen through green eyes.
“Where will we
go, Mama?” Lochlann Helen asked. (We will gradually grow
accustomed to the new names; it takes a while.)
“Why, for a
while you can go where the rivers go,” Briochtog Witchy said.
“The Green River flows into the Arkansas, and the Arkansas
River flows into the Mississippi, the biggest river in the world. All
other rivers run into it, the Red, the Missouri, the Nile.”
“No, Mama not
the Nile, that’s in Egypt,” Lochlann Helen said.
“Of course,
dear. We lived up there one year. We used to call it Little Egypt.
The Nile rolls into the Mississippi along about at Paducah, Kentucky.
You’ll find Cairo and Thebes and Shawneetown and a lot of other
Egyptian places along there. I’m almost sure it’s the
Nile. If I’m wrong you have to make allowances for me; I’ve
been officially classified as a filbert for a week now.
“You will have
ten nights of moonlight to hatch your thoughts, and all the days will
be sunny while you travel. Please understand that you can go anywhere
you want to in this world. It all belongs to you now. I’d have
loved such a trip myself.”
“Won’t you
be with us?” Lochlann Helen asked.
“Oh no. The
Earth Sickness has caught me, Briochtog Witchy said. “But it
won’t catch you. You were born on Earth and built up immunity
early. Wasn’t that clever of you? I will die tonight.”
“That will be
nice, Mama,” Coisreacan-Dia Elizabeth said. “It’s
fun to bury people at early dawn on a river bank, and we’ll
have time to make up funny Bagarthach verses about it beforehand. I
wish I had a red dress for a funeral. Mama, you look more and more
like Aunt Veronica.”
“Old potato face
and all,” Witchy Briochtag laughed. “I know. This is how
it should be. You know the banter line, ‘Do you really look
like that, or are you just kidding?’ Why, I’ve been
kidding ever since I came to Earth. We all have been, to a degree.
Let us all look like ourselves now, and let the world be damned.
Wouldn’t it be funny if we became a fad and the World people
tried to look like us?”
“Aunt
Briochtag,” Peter Carraig said (for Witchy had had her Puca
name for longer than the children were old, and they were now
permitted to call her by it), “I can see we’re going to
have quite a battle with it. Somebody better tell us when it’s
time to take the gloves off and handle this thing barehanded.”
“It’s time
now, Carraig. For years we studied custom and tried to devise ways to
live in accord with this World without changing it too much. We used
up Gracious Understanding by the gallon and Patience by the long ton.
But when you’re sick and tired you run out of patience. This
isn’t just a personal thing; it is the condition that this
World imposes on us seeders. I was already mad at this place when
they killed my Henry. ‘Forget it, forget it,’ someone
might say, but one element of the Earth Sickness is the inability to
forget these trifles.
“There isn’t
any way to live in accord with this World as it is, children. You
will have to chance it here and there, and sometimes you will have to
excise elements that seem important to Earth people. It’s a
stubborn and worthless old animal the way it is. Break it.
“But your first
idea of killing all the people, though it was perhaps in the right
direction, was like something little children would think up. Now you
will leave off being children, save for a while in appearance. Kill
them when you feel the need of it, of course; but mostly you will
control and alter till you see if something cannot be made of the
place.”
“There isn’t
going to be any real gentle way to do it,” Laidir Charles said.
“I’ve got some pretty good ideas, though.”
“Remember, you
must be, in a real sense, the Salt of the Earth,” Briochtag
Witchy admonished them.
“Boy, I bet this
was an insipid place before we came here,” Lochlann Helen said.
“If it weren’t for us, I don’t see how we could
stand it at all.”
“Let the World
take its chances with you!” Briochtag Witchy cried. “We
can protect it from you no longer. I break the egg! I turn you loose!
Oh, my own Dragons’ Seed!”
“I know that’s
an Earth phrase, mama,” Lochlann Helen said, “but how did
they know about us, that we would come?”
“I guess they
just had a sneaky premonition of it,” Witchy laughed. “And
there’s another phrase they have – ‘a plague of
demons.’ You aren’t, but to them you will seem so.
There’s a tagline to an old joke, ‘Pardon me, I gotta go
die now.’ Myself, I come to the joke literally.”
“It’s all
right, Mama, go ahead and do it. Don’t give it another
thought,” Coisreacan-Dia Elizabeth said.


Six little pair of
goblin eyes glowing green in the dark; and a seventh older pair
nicitated by death slumber to a fainter green.


And opposed to them,
only the defenseless World!


THE END







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