A NUELOW GENERAL ROLE-PLAYING GAME PRODUCT:
"HOMINIDS!"
Role-playing Adventures with Colossal Cave(wo)men and Cackling Chimps
NL05
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NUELOW game products:
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"Horndogs!" (Available Now)
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Dedicated to the rough and pure spirit of the NUELOW setting. This time we
are getting as rough as possible.
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deutsche Welle", a short period of very different music in the early
80's in Germany]
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"HOMINIDS!"
Role-playing Adventures with Colossal Cave(wo)men and Cackling Chimps
Original Game Design and Development: Steven Miller
"Hominids!" Design and Development: Thomas Biskup
Editing: Thomas Biskup
TABLE OF CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
DISCLAIMER
WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY "HOMINIDS!"
Using "Hominids!" with other NUELOW products
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PERSONAL PRONOUNS IN NUELOW PRODUCTS
CHARACTER GENERATION
Character Points
Attribute Ratings
Character Types
Cave(wo)men
Chimps
Other Character Traits
Advantages
Disadvantages
Skills
Mating Points
Age
Diseases
COMBAT
Basics
Movement
Attacking
Attacking with Ranged Weapons
TRAMPLING
EQUIPMENT
Weapons
Armor
Miscellaneous Items
CREATURES OF "HOMINIDS!"
THE "THUNDER HOLE!" CAMPAIGN SETTING
ADVENTURES FOR "HOMINIDS!"
Adventures for cave(wo)men
Adventures for chimps
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INTRODUCTION
There are certain days, on which one wakes up and feels the
urge to do something special. "Hominids!" is the result of such an
enlightening experience. The NUELOW system already now covers many
genres, but still some things have been left untouched. One of the
missing links is to explore the role-playing potential in the age of
the missing link between Man and Ape -- the age of the "Hominids!". Now
this supplement enables players all over the world to partake in the
fun of searching for food, rampaging through the wilderness, trying to
find a mate, hunting, being eaten by really wild animals and searching
for bananas. Endless adventures in a primitive and exciting world are
waiting for you... go ahead! Again this NUELOW supplement is designed with
an eye towards lecherous behavior (as seems to be common in all ages
and times). Sometimes, just sometimes, your players will want to engage
in such behavior. We do not encourage it, but we also do not leave you
alone with the resulting questions and problems.
DISCLAIMER
It is not our intention to encourage promiscuity and
debauchery among games. This product line is simply a response to
the many gamers who like to "play house" with imaginary people
while sitting around a table with a room full others. NUELOW is a
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way to ensure that everyone's playing the same game. We provide the
framework, you, if you must, provide the dirty mind.
The NUELOW team is very much aware that many gamers are
impressionable children, and, as parents and/or uncles ourselves,
know the importance of providing young children with entertainment
that displays sound values. For this reason, there is nothing in
any of the NUELOW series that couldn't make it onto prime-time
television, or hasn't been approved by SMOSM (Steve Miller's Overly
Sensitive Mother).
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WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY "HOMINIDS!"
You've already got all the rules right here in this book. Now,
you need at least one six-sided die, some friends, a pencil or two,
and some paper to write your character up on. Oh, and munchies.
Don't forget the munchies.
Using "Hominids!" with other NUELOW products.
NUELOW is almost unique among universal game systems... Each NUELOW
game book and supplemental rules set is written with full compatibility in
mind, so mixing settings presents no problem. If the players and GM want to
have fairies make fun of cave(wo)men, then it's only a question of
generating characters with the rules in "Fairies!". Likewise, a group of
cavemen and chimps may stumble upon an inter-dimensional vortex and find
themselves facing off against the Enforcers of Hansland. NUELOW is, after
all, a universal role-plying game, and we're trying to create a game that
will accommodate whatever the GMs and players can dream up.
PERSONAL PRONOUNS IN NUELOW PRODUCTS
Since the designers and editors of this series find "he" and
"she" equally offensive, oppressive, exclusionary, etc., all characters
in NUELOW will be referred to as "it" (except in those cases where the
character's sex is clear from the context).
CHARACTER GENERATION
In "Hominids!" players will assume the role of cave(wo)men and
chimps in an age long gone. You will fight for your daily survival,
the right to mate and the right to eat bananas. In every moment you are
threatened by lightning, wild animals, hunger and the danger of not
getting someone (or something) to mate with. Your life (as short as it
was in those times) will be filled with excitement, fear of diseases,
the desire for bananas and -- did we already mention it? -- the urge to
mate with someone (or something).
Character Points
All characters start with 40 character points, which are used to
"build" a basic character through buying Attribute Ratings, Skills, and
Advantages. The points may be split between these three categories as the
player sees fit. The beginning total may be increased by taking
disadvantages, which may only be done at creation time unless the GM rules
otherwise.
While your characters are trying to survive in their dangerous
environment (and desperately are searching for someone [or something] to
mate with), the GM awards additional character points. Players who are
close friends of the GM get lots of points. Everyone else gets
shafted. These points are applied, just like the first 40 were, toward
improving Attributes or Skills, buying new Skills and Advantages, and
"buying-off" disadvantages. All of these rules are explained in-depth
later.
Attribute Ratings
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All NUELOW characters have seven attributes: Strength, Agility,
Looks, Intelligence, Personality, Health, and Pain Threshold.
Attributes are rated on a scale of 1-15:
Attribute Rating Cost Per Point Level
1-3 1 Attribute Impaired
4-7 3 Average
8-10 10 Exceptional
11-12 30 Legendary
13-15 60 Divine
Attributes are a measure of a character's natural aptitude in
certain areas. Characters who attempt a difficult or dangerous action roll
two six-sided dice, or one six-sided die twice, adding the results and
checking them against the appropriate Attribute Rating. If the number is
equal to or less than the Attribute Rating, the character is successful. If
the attempt fails, the GM is at liberty to decide what the result is. Each
character can perform one action per round, unless the GM or the rules say
otherwise. GMs may also apply modifiers to any checks. (Attribute Rating
checks are discussed further under "Skills.")
Attribute Ratings of zero or one, while possible, are not
recommended. Not only will such ratings result in automatic failure if
skill checks are called for, but other players tend to make fun of
them.
Strength: A measure of the character's ability to inflict damage
upon another character while exchanging blows, and how much it can lift
and/or carry. The maximum load a character can handle is equal to the
Strength Rating times 10 pounds. This load is halved when playing a
chimp. Equipment weights are given in pounds. For every 15 pounds the
character is over its encumbrance limit, its movement rate is cut by
one-third. When punching characters, or attacking with blunt or edged
hand-held weapons, the character has the certain modifiers to damage
inflicted (Results of zero or less do no damage), listed below. Also --
considering the age of adventure we are talking about, physical strength is
very important for one's personality. Generally the following is true: The
stronger you are, the more your tribal brothers and sisters will like you
(and the greater your chance will be to find a mate).
Strength Rating Damage Modifier Personality Modifier
0-3 -2 -3
4-7 0 0
8-10 +1 +1
11-12 +2 +3
13-15 +4 +5
Agility: This reflects how naturally coordinated the character
is. Anything from juggling bananas to eating a bowl of Jello-brand
gelatin-cubes ("Jigglers!") with bare hands would be checked against
Agility. The Agility-rating also allows the characters to dodge
hand-to-hand (or kick) attacks, if half or less of the rating is rolled on
two six-sided dice.
Looks: This is the character's physical attractiveness to any
species that could possibly be affected by it. The Looks Rating modifies
the Personality Rating like this:
Looks Rating Personality Rating Modifier
0-3 -3
4-7 0
8-10 +1
11-12 +2
13-15 -3
The modifiers represent the first-impression reactions characters
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with bad or good looks get from the surrounding world. Again the modifiers
differ from previous NUELOW products, because most hominids were rather
ugly (and quite sensitive about it), so that everything beautiful was
rather suspect and created envy. When using characters from other genres in
"Hominids!" the modifiers above should apply.
Intelligence: This reflects the character's ability to understand
abstract ideas, adapt to unexpected situations, and find their way out of a
paper bag should the need arise. Further, the Intelligence Rating allows
the character to see through subterfuge. (On a successful check, of
course.) The Intelligence Rating modifies the Personality Rating. This is
quite easy to explain, when considering that the average cave(wo)man was as
intelligent as a doorknob.
Intelligence Rating Personality Rating Modifier
0-2 -2
3-7 0
8-10 0
11-12 +1
13-15 -3
Readers will note that at either extreme on the scale is a negative
modifier. Again, this reflects first impressions, since the general public
is not likely to react kindly to someone who constantly drools (although
this happens quite often in "Hominids!", or a character whose first words
are: "I am the Lord, thy God." (or -- as far as chimps are concerned; "Me
Banana King -- You Dumb Banana"). On the other hand, the positive modifier
reflects the fact that mid-level geniuses (like NUELOW players) have their
own special brand of charm.
Personality: This is how commanding the character's presence is,
and how well it relates to other characters. Most attempts at social
interaction with any depth are checked against this attribute. (A character
looking for a one-night mating event would check against Looks, but a
character looking for permanent bondage would check against Personality.)
See below for Mating Point Rules, which further allow to describe the
standing of any character.
Health: This is a measure of how much physical punishment a
character can take, and how well it can resist and/or recover from
illnesses. When the Health Rating goes to zero from non-lethal attacks
(fists, certain toxins, over-exertion, etc.,) the character goes
unconscious. When the Health Rating goes to zero from lethal attacks
(switchblades, shotguns, being thrown from a great height, etc.), the
character is dead. Non-lethal damage is recovered at the rate of 1 point
per hour, or 2 points per hour of total rest. Lethal damage is recovered at
the rate of 1 point per day if properly cared for (by someone with the
Healing Skill), 1 point per week if left unattended. Dead characters do not
recover damage -- they just decompose.
Pain Threshold: This measures how well a character endures physical
punishment. Whenever a character suffers 3 or more points of damage in one
round, it must make a check against the Pain Threshold Rating. A failed
check means the character has fainted from unbearable agony (or that it
goes berserk -- see the Berserker Advantage below). Honorable or merciful
opponents will refrain from attacking (or whatever) the character. Stupid
cave(wo)men have normally no problems with finishing off an opponent on the
ground (if they manage to think for long enough about it... "Ugh! It me
hurt! I hurt back! It not move! Move!!! Why not? Whoops, I smell
bananas... let's go!") Chimps are very unlikely to finish someone off
forever, as this mostly just would mean, that there is one less victim for
their pranks.
Character Types
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This probably goes without saying, but all "Hominids!" characters
are hominids. If you don't know what that is, visit a zoo, look at the apes
there and you will know what you are going to play (well, mostly).
Cave(wo)men
The first step in creating this type of character is to choose its
sex (male or female). This is a very important decision (at least at the
start). Females mostly are occupied with mating, bearing children, cooking
(well, sort of), peeling bananas and such things. Some exceptional females
will be accompanying hunts (to skin deer, collect bananas and herbs) and
some very, very exceptional and rare females will actually fight side by
side with males (most of them seem to be rather tall, good-looking and have
long blonde hair... strange).
Next you have to decide the totem of your tribe. Every tribe has a
protective animal, which they pray to and offer sacrifices to. The members
of a specific tribe will try to imitate the behavior of the sacred animal
whenever possible (no, we won't tell you, what the members of the skunk
tribe are doing).
After this choose Attribute Ratings, Skills, Advantages,
Disadvantages and whatever else is necessary. Finally you will get to
choose some equipment. Every hominid will start with 1d3 items chosen from
the equipment list below (everything else will have to be gathered, stolen
or self-made).
Finally you will have to name your creation. Mostly such names as
Grok, Gronk, Ugla, Uggel, Urg, etc. are in use. Some very strange tribes
use such mysterious names as Fred, Barney, Wilma or Betty... strange
people, aren't they?
Genetic Advantages
Cave(wo)men are tough and strong. Thus they start with an Attribute
Rating of 1d6 (roll each separately) in Strength, Health and Pain
Threshold. All cave(wo)men know the Sign Language Skill at level 1.
Genetic Disadvantages
Because of their heritage, cave(wo)men are not the most intelligent
beings on Earth. To put it more bluntly, there are probably many more
intelligent beings on Earth. This is results in a maximal Attribute Rating
of 3 in Intelligence.
Chimps
Again you first have to choose your sex. As with cave(wo)men this
decision is quite important (for the same reasons, although chimps are not
as much concerned with a strict separation of males and females. Only one
position is always inhabited by males -- the position of being the
chieftain. Otherwise chimps mostly are concerned with having fun (lots of
it!). Chimps like to sleep, make fun of stupid cave(wo)men, mate, collect
bananas and do anything else, that brings fun to their lives.
Next you have to decide the totem of the tribe of cave(wo)men
you are going to harass specially. Each of these funny big apes seems to
worship a certain animal (one tribe even worships chimps... but they
are somewhat boring, as you can do to them whatever you want and they do
not react in any funny way, but suffer silently; there are even not very
well-liked tribes as for example the big apes that worships skunks --
their habits are just too disgusting).
Afterwards you will have to choose your Attribute Ratings,
Skills, Advantaged and Disadvantages. Chimps do not get any initial
equipment, as they normal do not use anything. When they need something,
they either steal it or pick it up.
Chimps do use names (although they are strange to today's
humans). They typically have such names as "Ieek", "Chhiiirrr", "Scrruuu",
"Ughugh" or "Judy".
Genetic Advantages
Living primarily in trees has its advantages. You are very fast and
agile and your food (especially the many bananas) are very healthy.
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Therefore a beginning chimp character gets 1d6 of Attribute Rating in
Agility and Health for free. You also get the Smells Bananas Advantage and
the Climb and Swing Skills for free (the skills at level 1). Lastly all
chimps know the Language Skill (Chimp-Speak) at level 2.
Genetic Disadvantages
Being a chimp not only consists of having fun, eating bananas and
mating but this way of life also has its drawbacks. A chimp character is
not allowed to raise its intelligence above 2. Also several of the
(Dis)Advantages and Skills below are forbidden for chimps.
Other Character Traits
Advantages
Most advantages are things characters are born with, but a few others
are achieved through training. Players may spend their character points on
them.
Attractive Appearance: Due to good luck with genes, the character
looks far better than the average cave- or tree-dweller. The player rolls a
six-sided die and adds the result to the character's Looks Attribute
Rating. This advantage costs 3 points, regardless of what the player rolls.
Berserker: The character choosing this advantage can't stand
pain. Surprisingly its reaction to pain is not fainting or whimpering
but raging hatred. When failing a Pain Threshold Check, the character
is forced to attack the source of his pain, until either it or the
source of the pain is dead or destroyed. From this point onwards no
further Pain Threshold Checks are required and the character suffers
only one-third of the normal non-lethal damage from any attacks
(minimum: 1 point per attack). This advantage is worth 10 points.
Busty (women only, no chimps): The character has a chest that
reminds on-lookers of Dolly Parton. This advantage provides a -1 modifier
on Seduction attempts, and a +2 penalty to Dodging. This advantage costs 2
points.
Broad Pelvis (females only): The character has an exceptional
pelvis, which reminds spying cavemen of very attractive gorillas and chimps
(and watching chimps of somewhat attractive cave(wo)men). This advantage
provides a -1 modifier on Seduction attempts, and a +1 penalty to
Dodging. This advantage costs 3 points.
Double-jointed: The character receives -1 to all Agility Attribute
Checks and Agility-based skill checks. The advantage costs 5 points.
Eye-Hand Coordination: Negates "called-shot" penalties while the
character is using ranged weapons. This advantage costs 7 points.
Fire Maker (cave(wo)men only): This character has achieved a
marvelous technological success. It learned how to make fire (well, most of
the time). Given some time and the right equipment (flint stones or a stick
and some tinder), the character is able to start a fire on a successful
Agility Check with a bonus of 3. The character may try this as often as he
wants (given enough time and material). This advantage surely will give the
character great status among his tribe, even if he otherwise is a total
wimp and absolutely useless. This advantage is worth 5 points.
High Pain Threshold: The player may roll a six-sided die and add
the result to the character's Pain Threshold Attribute Rating. This
advantage costs 3 points, regardless of what the player rolls.
Keen Senses: Upon making a successful Intelligence Attribute check
with a bonus of 3, the character can pick out strange sounds or smells,
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thus lowering its chance of being ambushed. During sex, this advantage lets
a character know if its partner is truly being fulfilled, or just "faking
it." (Not that this would be of interest to a caveman most of the
time... sensibility is not one of their strengths, as you might
guess). This advantage costs 2 points.
Robust Health: The player may roll a six-sided die and add the
result to the character's Health Attribute Rating. This advantage costs 4
points, regardless of what the player rolls.
Smells Bananas: On a successful Intelligence Check, the character
is able to smell any bananas within a range of 20 meters. This might allow
for an increase in status, if it manages to become a really successful
banana hunter. Chimps gain a +5 bonus on the check. This advantage costs 2
points.
Sparks of Intelligence: Due to luck with genes (what else?), this
character has managed to raise his cerebral activity beyond the normal
standards of cavemen. The player is allowed to raise the intelligence of
its character as high as its points allow. If the character us a chimp, it
may raise its intelligence up to 6. This advantage costs 3 points.
Status: This advantage adds to a character's Looks Attribute rating
or its Personality Attribute rating. A character may either add 1d6 to its
Looks rating or add +1 to its Personality Rating. This advantage costs 3
points.
True Genius: The player may roll a six-sided die and add half the
result (rounded down) to the character's Intelligence Attribute
Rating. This costs 3 points regardless of the number rolled. It may only be
taken, if the character also possesses the Sparks of Intelligence
advantage. Chimps choosing this Advantage gain 1d3-1 points of Intelligence
(with a minimum of 1). The True Genius advantage may be taken up to twice.
Visions (cave(wo)men only): The character from time to time
receives visions (as the GM deems necessary). Mostly these visions are a
sign of madness (not very surprising, considering the constant stress a
cave(wo)man has to stand). The GM is encouraged to create wild and
mysterious (and mostly absolutely useless) visions from time to time. The
tribe will consider him to be blessed by GgggDdd (the Gods!). This
advantage costs 4 points.
Well-hung (males only): This character can look impressive in furs
(or even better without them) without using a cucumber and receives -1 to
Seduction attempt rolls. This advantage costs 2 points.
Disadvantages
Taking disadvantages can provide extra character points. GMs should
try to place characters in situations where their disadvantages might come
into play. (Don't overdo it, though.) Certain disadvantages have
Attribute-bases and modifiers listed. The modifiers are added to the
character's roll when it checks to avoid letting weakness get the best of
it. There might be some of these disadvantages characters don't want to
resist, of course. GMs shouldn't force players to roll if they want their
characters to engage in certain generally unacceptable behaviors.
Characters may spend points to negate disadvantages as they earn
points. When a character has "repaid" the points it earned from taking the
disadvantage, it is "cured" of whatever the weakness was.
Banananism (Intelligence-based, +2): Whenever the character is
presented with bananas or finds itself in a stressful situation, it needs
to make a check to see if it turns to the banana. If the Attribute check is
failed, the character eats until it passes out or is prevented from eating
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by other characters. The bananic character, however, doesn't want to be
stopped. For every 30 minutes of eating, a Health Attribute Check must be
made. For each failed check, the bananas effect the character as such:
First Failed Health Attribute Check: +1 to Personality; -1 to
Agility and Intelligence. The Hand-Eye Coordination advantage is
negated, while characters without that advantage have their off-hand
penalties raised to +2/+4.
Second Failed Health Attribute Check: +1 to Strength and Pain
Threshold; -2 to Agility, Intelligence and Personality. Banananized
characters automatically fail any Seduction attempts on sober characters,
but receive -2 on the Attribute Check against characters who are also
banananized.
Third Failed Health Attribute Check: +1 to Strength, +2 to Pain
Threshold; -3 to Agility, Intelligence and Personality. Characters with
Sexual Prowess automatically fail the Skill Check. Hitting targets
(stationary or otherwise) with ranged weapons is impossible.
Fourth Failed Health Attribute Check: Unconscious for an amount of
hours as dictated by the roll of one six-sided die. When the character
wakes up, it feels ill and sluggish (3 non-lethal points of Health damage,)
has a throbbing headache (-2 to Intelligence and -1 to Agility) and
generally feels hung-over. This disadvantage is worth 4 points.
Apish (cave(wo)men only): The character's Intelligence Attribute
Rating can't exceed 1 until the disadvantage has been "repaid." This
disadvantage may not be taken by characters with the Sparks of Intelligence
advantage, and is worth 4 points.
Cowardly (Intelligence-based +1): When faced with danger, the
character must make an Attribute Check or flee. This disadvantage is worth
6 points (considering that almost everything in this setting is
dangerous!).
Delicate Stomach (Health-based +1): Most foods give the character
heartburn and/or gas, which can lead to embarrassing social
situations. After each meal or bananic beverage, the character must make a
successful Health Attribute check or suffer a gas attack. Flatulence
results in a +3 penalty to all social skills and an automatic failure to
Seduction attempts. This disadvantage is worth 3 points.
Sexual Preference, animal (cave(wo)men only, Intelligence-based,
+1): Self-explanatory. The character's player may choose the animal. If any
characters discover the character's sexual preference, it receives an
automatic +4 penalty to all Personality-based skill checks. This
disadvantage is worth 10 points.
Sexual Preference, men (chimps only, Intelligence-based, +1):
Self-explanatory. If any chimp characters discover the character's sexual
preference, it receives a +3 penalty to all Personality-based skill checks
(due to the less hostile view of chimps concerning this topic [remember:
their motto is "Have fun in whatever way gives you most fun"]). This
disadvantage is worth 7 points.
Sickly: The character's Health can't exceed 3 until the
disadvantage has been "repaid." This disadvantage is worth 10 points.
Superstitious: Many mysterious signs and omens fill the prehistoric
world. This character knows how to recognize them and knows that most will
blast him out of existence, if he is not careful. Consequently, whenever
the GM believes, that an omen has occurred (a bolt of lightning striking a
tree, a strange stone lying on the ground, a really big banana or a club
suddenly breaking), the character has to make an Intelligence Check or
otherwise must spend 1d6 minutes cowering on the grounds wailing to the
Gods for forgiveness. This disadvantage is worth 6 points.
Vengeful (Intelligence-based, +5): The character wants to hurt
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something... anything. When the character takes damage or is embarrassed,
it must pursue the attacker or offender, intent on beating the crap of it,
until the pursuit is obviously hopeless. (GM's call, or another
Intelligence check at +3.) This disadvantage is worth 3 points.
Skills
To successfully use a skill, a character must make a check (on two
six-sided dice) against the appropriate attribute. Furthermore, character
points can be used to improve skills. There are four skill levels, and it
costs 2 character points to buy a first-level skill. The price goes up from
there, but at higher levels, the character receives a bonus to Attribute
Checks, a negative modifier on the roll. On the other hand, a character has
a penalty for attempting to perform an action it isn't skilled in. GMs
should use their judgment in determining the results of a failed check.
Skill Level Point Cost Bonus to Attribute Checks
0 0 +4
1 2 0
2 4 -2
3 8 -4
4 16 -6
Characters may attempt to use more than one skill per round. All
checks must be successful for the desired effects to come about, and often
all Attribute Bonuses should be added to one or both checks. Common sense
(as interpreted by the GM) should be applied.
Artistic Ability (cave(wo)men only, Agility-based): The character
can draw, paint or sculpt works of art of less than questionable quality
(well, in 40000 years they'll be really valuable, but for now...). The
player chooses what kind of visual art the character practices, and a
different skill must be purchased for each type. The character can read and
write the sign language of his tribe (or another tribe, if the GM feels
generous). A separate skill is required for each sign language the
character can read/write. To read the signs of the infamous skunk people
this skill is of no help. You just need a good nose...
Banana Peeling (Intelligence-based): The character can peel bananas
with this skill. This heightens the taste of the banana, when eaten and
reduces the chance of becoming banananized (see above) (you need double the
amount of peeled bananas to become banananized than normal).
Climbing (Agility-based): The character can perform simple actions
such as climbing a rock or a banana tree without needing to make Attribute
Checks. More difficult feats, such as a sheer cliff face or an icy incline
can be scaled with the proper equipment (whatever that might be in a
prehistoric age).
Dancing (Agility-based): The character knows a variety of dance
styles, ranging from clogging to jumping to flailing. (GMs may rule that
characters are familiar with dance types particular to only one tribe per
skill slot devoted to dancing.) Characters with this skill may apply any
relevant Attribute Bonus to Seduction attempts, if the two skills are being
used in conjunction. Chimps also have a very unique way to dance, which is
rather close to the cave(wo)men-style.
Dodging (Agility-based): This skill increases the effective Agility
Attribute Rating for purposes of dodging hand-to-hand and ranged attacks by
half (round up). Unless paired with a successful Unarmed Combat Skill
check, however, the dodging character's chance to strike targets while
dodging is also reduced by half.
First Aid (cave(wo)men only, Intelligence-based): The character
knows human anatomy ("No, I'm pretty certain both feet are supposed to
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point in the same direction...") and has a passing familiarity with
bandaging wounds and correcting fractures (a _very_ passing familiarity,
that is). A successful check will cure 2 points of non-lethal damage or 1
point of lethal damage. This may only be attempt once on each group of
wounds. The character with healing skill may only use it to cure non-lethal
damage on itself. If the check is failed, the patient will suffer an
additional point of the damage to be treated (these are the risks of stone
age medicine... guess, why Fred Feuerstein never visited a doctor!)
Hunting (Agility-based): The character is a capable hunter and able
to track down wild animals. On a successful check he managed to find a
potential diner somewhere in the wilderness (what is found is up to the
GM). It should be remembered, that chimps are mostly vegetarians.
Inventing (cavewomen only, Intelligence-based): This skill is
reserved for female cave dwellers (they are the productive and innovative
force of progress, since many of them spent their time in their home
cave, while the men are out hunting... thus they invented the passtime
of "inventing"). A character possessing this skill is able to try to
make an invention once per (12 - Intelligence Rating) weeks (minimum of
four weeks). On a successful Skill Check (with appropriate penalties
from the table below) they successfully invent something more or less
useful. The inventions below are divided in several levels of
difficulty. Generally the character cannot invent anything of level x,
unless it has invented something of level x - 1. To make an invention
the appropriate tools and materials are a necessity.
Difficulty Possible inventions Modifier
1 plates, cups, sharp knifes 0
(+1 l damage)
2 boot laces, shirts, cloaks, +1
pottery, body paintings
3 slings, cooking, ropes, flint- +2
stones
4 torches, knife and fork +3
5 pits, nets, banana alcohol +4
6 doors, domestic animals, +5
agriculture
7 the wheel, written language +7
After having invented something, the character has to pass a successful
Personality Check while facing the chief of the tribe. Otherwise nobody
will recognize the value of the invention and it will not come into
use. Because of the difficulty of this skill, all costs learning it are
doubled.
Math (Intelligence-based): The character can do calculations that
do _not_ exceed the number of fingers and toes it possesses. At Skill Level
4 it also is allowed to do multiplications as long as the results are
smaller than the number of available fingers and toes (not necessarily
one's own). Chimps can use this skill only to count bananas and cave(wo)men
(within the limitations above). Other things do not interest them enough.
Medicine (cave(wo)men only, Intelligence-based): The character
enjoys an exulted status as a medicine (wo)man. It is able to cope with
several kinds of diseases (for details see the disease descriptions far
below). Following this the most important diseases are listed. For each
disease there is listed a modifier applicable when treating the disease
and the results, if the check is successful (S) or unsuccessful (U).
Toothache (-1):
Cure: Smash stone against the bad tooth/teeth
S: loose 1d3 teeth (amongst them the bad tooth).
U: loose 1d6 teeth (amongst them the bad tooth only on
a 1 or 2 on 1d6)
Each hominid starts with 33-1d6 teeth. For every 6 teeth lost,
the Looks Rating is decreased by one. If the Looks Rating is
reduced to less than zero, the character dies, because he is no
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longer able to eat effectively.
Whenever you loose some teeth due to "medical treatment", you
suffer 1 l damage per two teeth lost (round up). This is due
to the primitive way of "curing" (which basically consists of
smashing a rock of medium size against the teeth concerned and
hoping the best).
Bad cold (0):
Cure: Drink a mixture of vile herbs and animal parts
S: Be cured in 1d6 days
U: Die in 1d3 days.
Brain Tumor (+4):
Cure: Open the skull by splitting it, remove anything that
looks queer and tie a piece of fur around the wound. Hope the
best.
S: Looks Rating is lowered by 0-2 points (never below
zero)
U: Instant death
Stomach problems (+1):
Cure: Either cut open the stomach and remove anything, that
appears suspect or continuously have the patient drink a
mixture of banana pieces, vile herbs and animal parts.
S: Be cured within a week
U: Die an agonizing death within 1d6 minutes (when
cut open) or 1d6 days (otherwise)
Banananism (+3):
Cure: Strictly prevent the afflicted from eating, seeing or
smelling any bananas for two months.
S: Be cured.
U: Probably many social problems between the tribe
and the afflicted
A medicine (wo)man needs some ingredients and tools of trades, which are
listed under equipment.
Language (cave(wo)men only, Intelligence-based): It is
recommended that no character gets a spoken language for free. (This is,
after all, finally NUELOW "Hominids!"). This part will probably expanded
in a supplement, containing a dictionary, life action role-playing rules
and many more goodies (maybe even some bananas) to maximize Real Life
(tm) experiences (and we won't force you to wear black to enjoy this!).
This skill must be taken for each language learned separately. In
"Thunder Hole!" (the campaign setting presented below) a kind of common
tongue exists, which is spoken throughout the valley (by those, who are
able to speak). It is called "cmmnngrnnt" (or "The Common Grunting").
Seduction (Looks-based): The character may attempt to use a
variety of techniques, mental (screaming and chattering) and physical
(dealing out blows with a club or pulling a mate at the hairs), to sway
one or more other characters who have even the faintest attraction to
the seducer to perform... uh, services and favors for it. The nature of
these services is up to the seducer. A seduced creature can perform no
actions (other than perhaps kiss or fondle the seducer) for the first
round of seduction. On subsequent rounds, the character always acts
last.
A target may roll against its Intelligence score if it wishes
to attempt to resist the seduction attempt. The following modifiers
apply to the character's check to resist being seduced:
Intelligence Modifier Mitigating Circumstance
-3 Giving in will be dangerous
-2 Seducer is personal enemy
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-1 Seducer attacked target prior
+1 Eye-contact with seducer
+2 Physical contact with seducer
+3 No negatives from succumbing
+4 Expects pleasure beyond dreams
Modifiers are cumulative where one or more apply. There are
many other circumstances that might result in modifiers, and GMs should
use their best judgment in the individual situations.
Once the player determines if the character has succeeded or
failed to seduce a target, GM and player are encouraged to role-play
through the events that follow. However, should the creative font be
dry, a roll on a six-sided checked against the appropriate table might
inspire an idea or two for excitement in and outside of bed:
Successful Check Failed Check
1. Will do anything, right here, 1. Roll on success chart;
right now. add 2.
2. As #1, but sex acts must be 2. Agrees to sex out of
in private. out of fear/pity
3. Saving self for bondage, but 3. Punches seducer, leaves.
a second successful check yields
a result as per #1. If the second
attempt fails, result as per #3 on
failure chart.
4. Is maniac who imprisons partner 4. Hits seducer, cries for
after a time of amazing sex. help.
5. Result similar to #2, but the 5. Gravely offended.
target is bonded. GM rolls one Friends of the target
six-sided die, and if the result ambush seducer later.
is 6, the former mate shows up as the
seducer and seduced are making love.
6. Result similar to #2, but the 6. Cries rape and attacks
target is actually of a disguised to sever appendage.
chimp (differences of this kind
are hard to tell in the stone age!)
Once a character has been seduced, it will always be
susceptible to the wiles of that particular seducer -- to the tune +1
to the Intelligence roll, +3 if the seduction resulted in carnal
delights.
Set Traps (Agility-based): Useful to most cave- and
tree-dwellers when hunting, trashing, humiliating, or getting revenge on
other tribes or members of its own tribe. The details of the trap are up
to the character, but an Attribute check at +2 is required to construct
an effective, well-concealed trap that won't be discovered until it has
already been sprung.
Sign Language (Agility-based): This skill is used by all
hominids not able to speak a real language. They will use crude signs
accompanied by guttural sounds to make their wishes and thoughts known.
For each type of sign language a different skill must be taken.
Singing (Personality-based): The character can carry tune, and
quite well (for a cave- or tree-dweller that is) on a successful skill
check. When used in conjunction with Seduction and/or Dancing, all skill
bonuses from successful Attribute Checks may be applied to the Seduction
roll.
Swinging (Agility-based): The character is able to swing quite
effectively through forests and overgrown terrain. Chimps can do this
without any supporting things, cave(wo)men need vines to do so.
Weapons Use (Variable): Each weapons skill must be bought
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separately. See "Equipment" for available weapons, and the Attribute
checked for their usages. Each additional level purchased in a Weapons
Use category, give the character -1 on to-hit checks. It should be
noted, that many chimps are deadly fighters with the thrown banana,
should the need arise.
Wrestling (Agility-based): Used to mate, to find a mate and to
hunt deer. The character with this skill is familiar with techniques
that will hold a target in place if it is successfully hit. The wrestler
can choose to pin a target in place or tear a small object (bone
jewelry, a piece of clothing) from the targets body. (Thus, this
skill might be applicable to sexual situations.) The target may not
attack while held, but may try to squirm free on a successful Agility
check at +2. The target may, of course, attack at will if the wrestler
chose not to hold it.
Mating Points
As we mentioned several times before, one of the main goals of
hominids (besides finding and eating bananas) is to find a mate and
mate. As there are not many mates available, only the most successful
and the strongest hominids have a chance of finding a legal mate (you
can rob a mate, but this almost always incurs the wrath of the
concerned tribe). To simulate the successes of a hominid, Mating Points
are introduced. Every hominid starts with 0 Mating Points. By doing
certain things it is possible to raise the amount of Mating Points.
When these points reach certain levels, the chief of the character's
tribe (or the leader of the pack, when chimps are concerned) will
decide, that the time has come to make the character choose a mating
partner to ensure that his valuable genes will continue to exist (the
chief would formulate this in a different way, probably as "yoo
uuuUUrrrRRggGG... MMMBBMFBBBMMMFFF...Ummnffff" or translated to English
"You are a worthy and very successful member of our glorious
tribe. Hereby you are allowed to choose a mate to ensure that your skill
and knowledge will live forever!").
The following actions change the Mating Points of a character
(it is possible to have a negative number of Mating Points):
Successful Hunter: For each week of successful hunting, the
character will receive one Mating Point per Skill Level in hunting.
Successful Inventor: For each successful invention the
character receives 2 times the difficulty factor of the invention in
Mating Points. If the character even manages to convince the tribe of
using his inventions he receives an additional amount of Mating Points
equal to 8 times the difficulty factor.
Killing a Cave Bear: +10 Mating Points; +50 Mating Points if
this feat was done single-handedly
Dishonoring the tribe: -1 to -30 Mating Points according to the
amount of dishonor
Discovering a gate of NUELOW: +15 Mating Points, if the gate is
shown to the other members of the tribe (or pack)
Being responsible for the death of a tribe member: -15 Mating
Points; -20 Mating Points if the dead was female
Making big fun of cave(wo)men (chimps only): +1 to +10 points,
depending on the amount of fun
Further modifications should be invented by the GM.
If the character achieves 50 Mating Points, he is allowed to
choose one mate for one contact. Afterwards 50 Mating Points are
discarded.
If the character achieves 100 Mating Points, he might decide to
have the chief of the tribe choose a permanent mating partner for him
(most of the time the most ugly and undesirable mates are chosen --
thus many hominids choose to wait a little longer). Afterwards 100
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Mating Points are subtracted.
If the character achieves 200 Mating Points, he is allowed to
choose a permanent mating partner. Afterwards 200 Mating Points are
subtracted.
If the character achieves 400 Mating Points, he is allowed to
mate with anyone for one year. Afterwards 200 (yes, 200) Mating Points
are subtracted.
It is possible to have more than one mate. Actually most tribes
view a hominid with a lot of mates with great awe (+1 Personality
rating for each permanent mate known about). It should be stressed that
unsanctioned mating normally incurs the wrath of the fellow tribe
members (or the leader of the pack -- all other chimps believe in
maximal fun). Nonetheless again and again there are forbidden matings,
which are always the cause of a lot of grunting and chattering.
Age
Age is a big problem for hominids (they do not get really old
-- at least from our point of view). The following table characterizes
certain age levels:
Age level Str-Mod Agl-Mod Itl-Mod Hth-Mod Lks-Mod
Young +1 +1 0 0 +1
Adult 0 0 0 0 0
Old -1/8 -2/8 +1 -2/7 -1/9
Very Old -2/7 -2/6 +1 -2/6 -2/8
Ancient -3/5 -4/4 -2 -2/4 -3/6
If the table sports one number, this is the modifier to the
appropriate attribute. If there are two numbers, the first number is the
modifier, the second number is the maximum value allowed in the
appropriate attribute. If any value is lowered to -1, the character
dies of some kind of disease. If the maximum age + 1d6 years is reached
you also are going to die (this rule applies only to this setting --
other settings use a different die modifier).
Age levels for cave(wo)men are as follows: young (8-12 years),
adult (13-18 years), old (19-24 years), very old (25-28 years) and
ancient (29-32 years).
A cave(wo)men player character starts at age 10+1d6.
Age levels for chimps are as follows: young (2-4 years), adult
(5-8 years), old (9-12 years), very old (13-14 years) and ancient (15-20
years).
When a character looses more and more teeth, he also starts to
become more susceptible to aging problems (you can eat less of these
healthy worms and vile herbs, you get weaker, etc). Thus whenever a
character has lost half its teeth, every year of adventure counts
double, when calculating aging effects. After loosing three fourths of
its teeth, the character has to count each year thrice. When all teeth
are gone, each year counts fourfold.
Diseases
The world of "Hominids!" is filled with many dangers. Diseases
are one of the major causes (besides wild animals, too much mating,
slipping on a banana and other factors) for the early deaths of many
hominids. Every month each character has to make a successful Health
Check with a bonus of 4 (chimps make this check with a bonus of 6 --
this is due to their very healthy banana diet), otherwise it caught an
illness. Roll for a disease with 1d6 on the table below:
Roll Disease
1 Severe Toothache: the character has to pass a Pain
Threshold Check each time he tries a physical action.
If it fails the check it is not able to execute the
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action.
2 Bad cold: Pass a Health Check +3 or die of the fever
within 1d6 days. Otherwise you suffer a penalty of 3
on all checks during the time of the disease.
3 Brain tumor: On a roll of 1 on 1d6 the character dies
within 1d6 weeks a painful and horrible death.
Otherwise you suffer a permanent penalty of 1 on all
checks.
4 Stomach problems: On a successful Health Check you are
only incapacitated for 1d6 weeks, otherwise you die an
ugly death.
5 Banananism: Due to incorrect consumption of bananas you
have become an addict. You will do _anything_ to get
hold of 1d6 bananas per three days. If you do not
manage to eat the required ration of bananas, suffer
a cumulative penalty of 2 on all checks.
6 No disease, but struck by a bolt of lightning: suffer
2d6 points of lethal damage.
Diseases may be treated by characters with the Medicine Skill
(see the skill list). The character should be very aware of the risks
of allowing this. Chimps can only treat Toothaches (this is handled
like an unsuccessful use of the Medicine skill).
COMBAT
While combat generally means hacking, slashing, and spreading
as much carnage in as short time as possible, there are some NUELOW
combat rules that apply to more intimate pursuits. As evident in some
of the skills above, what is sometimes useful on the field of battle
can also come in handy between the sheets (or rather furs and banana peels
that is)...
Basics
The basis for all time-keeping in NUELOW games is the "round."
There are six seconds in one round, ten rounds in one minute, sixty
minutes in one hour, 24 hours in one day (which, as we all know, is
simply not enough) and so on, and so forth. Consult the calendar on
your wall for additional details. Each player must declare what action
the character will take that round, and the characters then take these
actions from the highest to lowest Agility Attribute Ratings. A player
may choose to hold a character's action until later in the round, but
must call it as soon as actions have been declared for the character he
or she was trying to shaft... uh, support. Each character can perform
at least one action per round, although GMs can rule that the character
can do more or less, too. (It's a rare thing, though, when a character
can't just lay still on the ground, unconscious, or just overcome by
exhaustion...) Characters take actions in order of Agility Rating,
those with the highest numbers acting first. If there is one or more
characters with the same Agility Rating, the order is as follows:
1. In hand-to-hand (or kick) combat, the character with the highest
Personality score acts first.
2. Characters who are using a ranged, non-weapon attack. (Seduction
attempts, etc.)
3. Characters who are in moving vehicles (yes, currently there are no
vehicles, but considering the immense desire of cavewomen to invent
something, there very soon might be vehicles), but not in combat.
4. Characters moving on foot, but not in combat.
5. Characters wielding light/medium ranged weapons.
6. Characters wielding heavy/large ranged weapons.
7. Characters who are in vehicles (see above) and engaged in combat.
8. Characters using small melee weapons.
9. Characters who are in vehicles (see above), but attacking a target on
foot.
10. Characters using large melee weapons.
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Remember, seduced characters always act last in the round on they
are seduced. Attribute Ratings are also used to decide who controls the
situation during close encounters of the carnal kind. Characters with the
Sexual Prowess skill always act first in the round, but the Agility or
Personality Ratings apply if both characters possess Sexual Prowess.
However, if the words "whips" and "chains" have come up (together or
separately) Strength is most likely the Attribute to go off. Characters
that have been seduced into the situation will always act after the
seducer, unless instructed to do otherwise. See "Attacking" for additional
information.
Movement
A character's full movement rate equals its combined Strength,
Agility and Health Attribute bonuses in feet. The minimum full movement
is always three, regardless of negative Attribute bonuses. Characters
on the ground may choose to move less than their full movement rates,
or not move at all.
It is possible for characters to move and attack at the same
time, if they are within range (or reach) of each other. For each
character that has declared movement during a turn, there is a +1
cumulative to-hit penalty. In other words, two moving characters trying
to hit each other with clubs would each add 2 to their Agility
Attribute checks.
Attacking
Attacks are resolved whenever a character acts in a turn. To
hit, a character must roll the appropriate Weapons Use skill Attribute
or an Unarmed Combat roll. If a character hits the target, apply the
damage appropriate to the weapon being used (found under "Equipment")
and any Strength Attribute bonuses/penalties. If the character is
wearing armor (also found under "Equipment") only damage exceeding the
character's Armor Rating is subtracted from the Health Rating.
A character may attack up to three targets in one round, if
those targets are in melee combat. For each additional target in excess
of the first being attacked, a +1 penalty is added to the Weapons Use
skill Attribute check. (+1 for the second, and +2 for the third.)
Characters may choose to take "called shots." There is a +3
to-hit penalty on "called shots," but extra damage is inflicted on
successful hits, with vital areas subject to the greatest damage
bonuses.
Called-shot Location Extra Damage
Head roll six-sided, apply result
Torso 4 points
Arms 2 points, +1 penalty on to-hit rolls
Legs 1 point, +2 penalty on relevant
Agility checks, lower movement rate
1/3 for each 5 points of "called
shot" damage.
Certain sexual situations might require to-hit rolls (Agility
or Strength Attribute Checks). These include characters who are moving,
characters who are in a boat on a storm-tossed sea, or character's
trying to engage in sexual acts with an unwilling target.
Attacking with Ranged Weapons
The basic NUELOW mechanic for ranged weapons combat is the
"line-of-sight" rule: if a character can see it, the character can hit it
with ranged weapons. This rule is subject to GM rulings and common sense,
but is essentially all that's needed to play. For more detail-minded
players (or those without common sense), the following optional rules may
be used:
Characters must still be able to see what they're shooting at,
but to-hit rolls are modified by factors such as weapon size, distance
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to target, lighting conditions, and aiming time. Further, the modifiers
mentioned under "Movement" may be applied as well. A ranged weapon is
anything that can be thrown. A rock, a stick, a banana, or any number
of objects could conceivably be ranged weapons in a pinch.
The following chart lists the modifiers that apply to to-hit
rolls for ranged weapons. The sizes of the weapons featured in the game
can be found under "EQUIPMENT."
Size of Weapon Close Range Medium Range Long Range
Small -2 0 +3
Medium 0 -3 -1
Large +2 +1 -3
Close Range is considered 5 yards and less; Medium up to 10 yards; and
Long Range is up to 30 yards. GM's ruling and common sense also apply.
Optionally, the GM might consider weather and lighting
conditions during ranged attacks. Heavy snow and darkness add +1 to all
to-hit rolls at Medium Range; and +3 to all Long Range attempts. These
modifiers are cumulative.
TRAMPLING
Often a character will be in danger of being trampled (either
by his fleeing cave dweller comrades, a herd of wild animals or
whatever else). Such a situation presents a lot of trouble for the
player character, but it poses even more problems to the GM. Therefore,
we will use the tried and tested NUELOW trampling rules.
Three values are of importance, when the characters are facing
a stampede of whatever... the difference of mass of the beings
involved, the difference in size of the beings involved and finally the
number of beings or vehicles doing the trampling. These three factors
determine the amount of damage the character suffers. The base damage
is determined by comparing the character's size and mass to the size
and mass of one of the beings (or the average size and mass of
different beings) in the opposing horde. Base damage found on the
following table:
Mass
lower equal greater
Size
smaller -1/4 0/2 1/1
equal 0/2 1/1 2/1
greater 1/1 2/1 4/1
The first number is the base amount of damage points the victim
suffers, and if the trampler's size and mass is equal to, or greater
than, the victim, the damage taken is lethal. The second number is the
minimum amount of creatures required to cause that damage. If there are
fewer creatures than that number, no damage is caused. From now on the
number of creatures will be called the threshold number.
Total damage is calculated by modifying the base damage
according to the number of creatures trampling the character. The GM
determines the number of creatures that are passing over (or ramming)
the character's body, and each time the number of trampling creatures
doubles, the damage received is increased by +1: If the threshold
number is reached once, the character suffers base damage; if the
threshold number is reached twice, it suffers base damage +1; if the
threshold number is reached four times, it suffers base damage +2; if
the threshold number is reached eight times, it suffers base damage +3;
if the... (Okay, you get the idea.)
All is not lost for the character about to become a puddle of
gore, however. If the GM is merciful, the character being trampled can
make an Agility Check to lower the damage incurred. On a successful
check, it suffers but one-half damage (round down).
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EQUIPMENT
The following equipment list is rather short, but if you ponder
the variety of available shops or craftsmen in the prehistoric age,
you'll understand why.
Weapons
Each weapon in "Hominids!" has five statistics: type, damage,
weight, size and AT. Remember, a character's Strength Damage Modifier
is added to hand-to-hand and melee weapon attacks, as are "called shot"
damage modifiers. Blunt weapons do non-lethal damage, edged do lethal
damage unless otherwise noted. Any large weapon is treated as if
weighing 15 pounds for encumbrance purposes. Most of the weapons can be
gathered in the neighborhood of your local cave or can be manufactured
with a successful Agility Check.
Key to codes: AT=Attribute-base for Weapons Use skill checks.
R=ranged; H=hand-to-hand; B=blunt; E=edged; l=lethal;
nl=non-lethal; Str=Strength Attribute Rating; Agl=Agility Attribute
Rating.
Weapon Type Damage Weight Size AT
Light club H 1 nl 0.5 pounds Small Str
Normal club H 2 nl 2 pounds Small Str
Big club H 4 nl 4 pounds Large Str
Really big club H 5 nl/ 1l 8 pounds Large Str
Spiky club H 3 nl/ 1l 3 pounds Small Str
Big spiky club H 4 nl/ 2l 5 pounds Large Str
Stone spear H/R 3 l 7 pounds Medium Str/Agl
Rock H/R 1 nl 3 pounds Small Str/Agl
Stone knife H/R 1 l 2 pounds Small Str/Agl
Banana H 0 l 0.5 pounds Small Str
Banana R 1 l 0.5 pounds Small Agl
Sling R 2 nl/ 1l 1 pound Small Agl
Armor
Each type of armor in NUELOW has two ratings, type and armor
rating. Armor rating represents the degree of protection the character
is afforded when wearing it. All types of armor weigh 3 pounds per
point of protection.
Type Armor rating
Thin furs 1
Thick furs 2
Very thick furs 3
Miscellaneous Items
Below is a short list of miscellaneous items, which might be
useful during game-play.
Item Description Weight
Leather necklace
with bear teeth +1 Looks while worn 0.1 pound
Fire making tools - 0.3 pounds
A bundle of bananas Equivalent to alcohol 0.8 pounds
Leather bag - 1 pound
Fur boots Protection for toes 2 pounds
Paint Required for painting 4 pounds
Small primitive Used to remove bad teeth 0.2 pounds
stone chisel
Small primitive Used to conduct brain surgery 0.1 pounds
sharp piece of (used together with the chisel
stone above) or to cure stomach
problems
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Turtle shell pot Used to create vile mixtures of 1 pound
herbs and animal parts
CREATURES OF "HOMINIDS!"
As always, "creatures" is a generic term for all characters
that aren't controlled by players. There are no fantastic monsters
listed in this set; for those we refer you to NL01 and NL03, our
fantasy game books.
The Attribute Ratings given for the various human and animal
categories are averages, to be used as examples for GMs to design
creatures and NPCs of their own. GMs should outfit intelligent
creatures with the appropriate advantages, disadvantages, skills, and
equipment.
For many creatures there are comments on their habits and mode of
appearance in the "Thunder Hole!" campaign setting (see further below).
Big Bear: Huge furry creature that eats nearly everything, chimps
and cave(wo)men included. Found everywhere in "Thunder Hole!". Attacks with
claws for 4l / 4nl damage. Fur worth one point of armor protection. Str:
12, Agl: 5, Lks: 5, Itl: 3, Per: 2, Hth: 15, Pth: 12.
Cannibal: These strange hominids are very similar to the typical
cave(wo)men. The big difference is that they don't worship any animals but
their stomachs (how uncivilized!). Even more disgusting is their disdain of
bananas... they prefer to eat cave(wo)men of other tribes (and if times are
hard even chimps). Attack with whatever they get hold of, mostly big
clubs. Str: 8, Agl: 4, Lks: 2, Itl: 2, Per: 1, Hth: 7, Pth: 9.
Cave Bear: Really huge very furry creature with huge teeth and
claws. Luckily these creatures are rarely found in the "Thunder Hole!"
campaign setting although it is said, that one or two of them inhibit some
of the many caves in the valley. Attack with huge claws and many teeth for
6l / 6nl points of damage. Thick fur worth two points of armor
protection. Str: 13, Agl: 6, Lks: 8 (very impressive!), Itl: 2, Per: 2,
Hth: 15, Pth: 15.
Crocodiles: Long lizards living in the river. Very nasty if
disturbed. Hunt everything that tries to invent swimming or is able to do
so by birthright. Bite for 5l damage and bash with their tails for 2l / 4nl
damage. Scales worth three points of armor protection. Str: 10, Agl: 6,
Lks: 5, Itl: 3, Per: 1, Hth: 12, Pth: 12.
Giant Crocodiles: Even longer lizards. Very rare. Eat anything and
are amazingly fast. Bite for 8l damage and bash with their tales for 4l /
8nl points of damage. Scales worth four points of armor protection. Str:
14, Agl: 7, Itl: 3, Per: 1, Hth: 14, Pth: 12.
Giant Skunks (the revered animals of the skunk people): Big furry
things on four legs with an impressive odor. Everyone (except the people
of the skunk tribe) avoid them like hell. Attack with claws for 2l points
of damage. Are able to shoot a really vile liquid at opponents, which
decreases their Looks and Personality Rating by 1d6+2 each for one week
when hitting. Str: 7, Agl: 9, Lks: 0, Itl: 2, Per: 0, Hth: 6, Pth: 8.
Giant Snake: Large scaled worm with big fangs. Likes to crush its
victims by entangling them. Like to hunt in trees. Entangles for 1l / 2nl
points of damage (armor of creatures of medium size or smaller is
useless). This damage is caused each round after the initial hit. The only
chance to stop the snake is killing it. Str: 11, Agl: 4, Lks: 4, Itl: 1,
Per: 2, Hth: 10, Pth: 10.
Mammoth: Very huge furry thing with tails both at the front and at
the bag. Has large tusks which are very dangerous. Can attack by trampling
(see trampling rules) or by using its tusks for 3l / 3nl points of
damage. Str: 15, Agl: 4, Lks: 8, Itl: 3, Per: 3, Hth: 15, Pth: 15.
Neanderthaler: Very huge hominid even dumber (but also stronger)
than the typical cave dweller. Roam at times through Thunder Hole to
scavenge everything they can get. Attack with crude but very big
clubs. Str: 9, Agl: 3, Lks: 2, Itl: 1, Per: 2, Hth: 9, Pth: 10.
Poisonous Snake: Small scaly worms with deadly fluid in their
teeth (or so it looks). Attack for 0l points of damage, but everything hit
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has to make a Health Check or suffers another 4l points of damage. Str: 2,
Agl: 4, Lks: 3, Itl: 2, Per: 2, Hth: 6, Pth: 6.
Saber-Toothed Cat: Huge furry cat with big teeth. Very wild and
dangerous. Fears nothing (except fire -- but this is not yet known to any
inhabitant of Thunder Hole). Attacks by biting and clawing for 5l / 2nl
points of damage. Str: 12, Agl: 10, Lks: 10, Itl: 3, Per: 3, Hth: 12, Pth:
12.
Snake: Medium sized scaly worms without deadly fluid on their
teeth. Bites for 1l point of damage. Str: 3, Agl: 4, Lks: 3, Itl: 2, Per:
2, Hth: 6, Pth: 6.
Tyrannosaur (yes, we know, that they are long-dead at that time,
but they are fun nonetheless): Very huge lizard. The most fearsome predator
ever known. Anything avoids such a beast (except maybe a whole horde of
mammoths and the casual saber-toothed cat). Bites for 10l / 4nl points of
damage (!) or tramples (see above). Very fast runner on short
distances. Str: 15, Agl: 9, Lks: 12, Itl: 1, Per: 1, Hth: 15, Pth: 15.
Wolf: Medium sized furry creature with sharp teeth. Hunt in packs
(or with the wolf tribe). Fear fire (again unknown to the inhabitants of
"Thunder Hole!"... the wolf tribe yet has to invent fire making). Bite for
2l points of damage. Str: 7, Agl: 7, Lks: 7, Itl: 2, Per: 2, Hth: 8, Pth: 8.
THE "THUNDER HOLE!" CAMPAIGN SETTING
Below the "Thunder Hole!" campaign setting approved for use
with this product is detailed. The "Thunder Hole!" is actually a deep
valley, which is surrounded by high cliffs. This makes the valley
rather dark and sinister looking. On the positive side there is a large
river at the bottom of the valley, extensive vegetation and a lot of
animals to hunt. Many miles in the north lies an active volcano, which
from time to time spews forth huge clouds of ash. This always is
accompanied by small tremors, little earthquakes and a loud rumbling
(hence the name "Thunder Hole!").
Several tribes of cave-dwellers live in this valley (among them the
infamous and much-despised skunk tribe). They war for food, mates and
bananas. Also a large tribe of chimps is roaming the valley, causing a lot
of mischief among the various tribes.
The cliffs of "Thunder Hole!" are filled with a lot of caves of
various sizes. It is rumored that deep within these caves, there are
strange gates, leading to wonderful, frightening and miraculous places (the
so-called Gates of NUELOW... or gatsssffFfnLwww, as they are named among
the tribes).
Dark rumors abound in this area about strange beings living in
remote parts of Thunder Hole. Some cavemen even believe that a bgzzzrd
(translated as "big lizard" or "tyrannosaur") is still living in the remote
western parts of Thunder Hole.
ADVENTURES FOR "HOMINIDS!"
To start a campaign, some adventure ideas are presented, which
can be used and expanded, as the GM feels appropriate.
Adventures for cave(wo)men
1. The Black Monolith: One night a strange roaring sound fills
Thunder Hole. A bright light can be seen in the sky and shortly after
this a thundering sound can be heard everywhere. The next days will be
used by the various shamans and medicine (wo)men to talk to the gods,
determining their plans for the respective tribes. Soon the tribes will
notice that the wolf tribe begins to act strangely. They are less
talkative than normal (well, most of them can't speak at all, but at
least they also grunt less often than normal), they are always armed
and attack anything in sight. The shamans declare, that this has to be
ended, but they do not want to make war with the wolf tribe, as this
tribe is very numerous and strong. What has happened? A gate of NUELOW
opened in the sky, and through it fell a huge black monolith. The
monolith landed just in the front yard of the wolf tribe, so to say. It
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slowly (and then faster and faster) began to alter the emotions of the
tribe. Finally all the tribe members have become very hostile and
dangerous to anyone in Thunder Hole. The GM has to devise a way to
break or destroy the monolith (maybe by causing a rock slide or
something). This is the task of the characters. They will be opposed by
the people of the wolf tribe, their pet wolfs and the mind manipulating
forces of the monolith.
2. Romeurgh and Juleargh: The son of your chief is in love with
the daughter of the chief of your greatest rivals -- the skunk people!
That fine young cavewoman does no longer want to live according to the
rules of her people (not very surprising, isn't it?) and would like to
bond together for all eternity with the son of your chieftain. Sadly both
chiefs hate each other and the other tribe. They will never allow the two
to bond together. You have to help them to find a solution to this
problem.
3. To Mate or Not to Mate: The shaman of your tribe has decided,
that there will be no mating within the tribe for the next three years.
The gods do not seem to like this anymore. Therefore the youngsters will
have to visit several of the other tribes and try to win other neat mates.
Your journey will lead you to the infamous skunk people, the strange otter
people, the mysterious mosquito people and the wild cave bear tribe... just
too mention a few. Ready to go?
4. Where are the bananas? Suddenly all banana resources seem to
have vanished. Your chieftain honors you with the task to (a) find a new
supply of bananas and (b) find the responsible beings and punish them.
This might force you to leave the valley for a time to find new banana
trees. On your journeys you will meet strange things like cavemen
searching for mates, black monoliths, fleeing lovers and _speaking_
hominids (unbelievable, isn't it?). By the way, all the bananas were
eaten by a new gang of chimps, who try to bully the local gang into
obedience. All tribes and the local gang of chimps would be very happy
about the removal of these beasts!
Adventures for chimps
1. Strange Tribes: From one day to another suddenly the tribes
react very angrily, when chimps make fun of them. Several chimps
even have been killed due to this. You have to find out, what is
happening and find a solution for the problem. See "The Black Monolith"
for information on these disturbing events.
2. The Princess' Bridegroom: The pack leader has a wonderful and
lovable daughter. His daughter is known to mate from time to time with
particular heroic and powerful chimps, which has made many chimps go
on heroic quests to prove their worth. Now suddenly this lovely chimp
has fallen into love with a caveman! The leader of the pack is raging
and has forced each and every chimp to go onto a quest to get back his
daughter. Whoever manages this will get to marry his daughter. This has
led many chimp males to go out and try everything. Any males of the
group have an obvious goal (the pack leaders' daughter has a Looks
Rating of 12!), the females should also know what to do (it can't be,
that this infamous princess gets to marry the most valorous and cunning
chimp of the whole tribe, despite her failings). Further problems will
be the caveman (he is the son of the chieftain of the monkey tribe [with
a sexual preference for monkeys] and they consider him to be blessed, as
a goddess [the infamous princess] has descended upon their tribe to
choose him. This has changed their otherwise pacifistic attitude to
monkeys (and chimps in special) to hardened resistance. They will not
tolerate any attacks on their tribe by chimps (as they believe, that
these chimps want to steal the cute goddess).
3. Where are the bananas? This adventure has the same setup as
the adventure for cave(wo)men with the same name.
4. The Throbbing Head of the Pack Leader: The leader of your
pack is suffering great pains for days now. Your wise-chimp has
determined, that your only chance of saving him is to search the
crocodile people tribe and plead their shaman for help. The truth is,
that the chimp leader is suffering from a brain tumor, which will kill
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him within one week, if nobody cures him. The shaman of the crocodile
people is the most skilled medicine man in the valley (Medicine Skill at
level 4, Intelligence 6). You will have to take your leader to the
crocodile tribe, convince them not to sacrifice you to their holy
animals and make their shaman heal your leader. Should you overcome all
these hardships (and any others the GM wants to create), you could earn
up to 100 Mating Points each (Yes, we are getting munchkins! To be
eligible for this reward, it's absolutely necessary to save your
leader!)
--
Thomas Biskup EMail to: biskup@saranxis.ruhr.de
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