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DICK THRUSTER AND THE PASSION PIRATES
By Angela Knight
Dick Thruster's little egg of a patrol ship floated in the endless night of space, parked behind an asteroid
in the perfect spot to catch anybody violating the laws of physics.Or any other kind of law, for that
matter. Dick Thruster was aCosCop --a Cosmic Cop--and that was his job: apprehending the wicked.
Like dealers inDeltan Fuck Dust.And people going Faster Than Light in a No FTL zone.
What he was actually doing, though, was sitting in his pilot's chair with one big hand wrapped around his
cock, rhythmically yanking while he intently studied the latest issue of Star Sluts.
His gaze was particularly drawn to a centerfold beautywho was doing ingenious things with what looked
like an industrial power tool. She was a redhead--Dick's favorite flavor.
Dick may have been aCosCop , but sometimes his attention to duty wandered.
Like allCosCops , Dick was big--well over six feet--and so thickly muscled as to be just slightly hulking.
He wore his blondhair cut regulation-short, which made his head look a bit square, what with his
regulationCosCop lantern jaw. His eyes, in the regulation shade of steel blue, were perpetually narrowed
in the regulation heroic squinthe'd had to practice in front of a mirror. (TheCosCopsbrass were a bit
fanatical about regulating: they had approved measurements for just about everything, up to and including
the size of your cock. Dick had come dangerously close to flunking out on that one: the examining officer
had used the word "horse"--with considerable distaste when discussing Dick's phallic dimensions. Dick,
when discussing the officer with his mates, had used the words "pencil dick".)
At the moment, Dick'sschlong was demonstrating every inch of its formidable length as it contemplated
that ingenious Star Slut redhead with its one tearing eye. Man,I'd like to bust HER, it said, in the tiny dick
voice nobody else could hear.
Handcuff 'er and administer a strip search, probe a couple of body cavities...
"Forget it. I wouldn't even think of doing a thing like that," said Dick. Dick often talked to his cock. Dick
had been out in space a little too long. "It's a violation of the public trust."
Public trust?Hey,that's one I've never tried, said Dick's cock, intrigued. Like every other penis in the
history of sex, Dick's cock was amoral.
"Forget it," Dick interrupted, flipping the page. God, she was a creative sort, that redhead. "I'm not
violating anybody's anything."
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That'sfor damn sure, you schmuck, said Dick's cock.That's why it's been six months since we've had
any. Hell, last week alone you passed up three evil and voluptuous speeders. I keep telling you, they do
the crime, they can do ME, butnooo ,you'd rather jack off 'til I get calluses.And you call ME aputz ...
Dick's elbow hit the bulkhead again, and he winced. ACosCop , he thought, at least deserved room
enough to jerk off in. Not to mention better mail service, so you could get your subscription to Star Sluts
something less than a year la...
"WA-OOOOGHA!!!"shrieked the ship's computer, sounding remarkably like a foghorn being
gangbanged. "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, DICK!"
Dick's big hand jerked convulsively and froze on his prick. "By who?!"
"WHOM, DICK."
"Whom, goddamnit!"
"YOU NEEDN'T SWEAR, DICK. AND JUDGING BY THE SHIP'S NONSTANDARD
MARKINGS..." The computer threw an image on the bridge's tiny viewscreen, an image ofan menacing
cylinder with a bulbous, arrow-shaped head. It looked a lot like the destroyerhe'd served on in the
Starforce , but somebody had painted a naked male on the hull in the spot usually reserved for naked
girls. "IT WOULD SEEM TO BE PIRATES."
"Nggahh!" said Dick."Shields up!"
"TOO LATE.WE'VEBEEN BOARDED. A TRANSMAT BEAM JUST DEPOSITED THREE
INVADING..."
A huge metal paw close over Dick's shoulder.He jerked around. Hulking over him was a menacing
figure in black combat armor, its shoulders twice as broad as Dick's--which was saying something. It
reached down another huge paw and wrapped it around the restraining straps that held his muscled body
in the pilot's chair. Those straps were stronger than a marine's breath, but the pirate snapped them like
wet rigatoni and started hauling Dick's 220 pounds out of his chair. Dick jerked out of his astonished
terror and smashed a fist into the pirate's mirroredface plate .
Damn near breaking his hand.
That was bright, Dick's cock observed.
"Shut up!" Dick screamed, just before a big fist sent himbye-bye .
When Dick came to, he was no longer aboard his patrol ship, judging from the lack of dirty sock smell.
Which, by elimination, meant he must be on the pirate ship, probably in thetransmat chamber, if that big
gaudy panel he saw in the corner was any indication. That was bad enough, but to make matters worse,
there were 300 pounds of combat armor pinning his legs, and another 300 on each arm. None of which
bothered him as much as the fact that he was stark naked. And nowhere nearly as much as the three
mirroredface plates looking down on him with something less than the spirit of brotherhood.
"Uh, hello," said Dick, deciding to be diplomatic.
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"Goodie.He's conscious. We can start," growled one of the pirates. His combat suit microphone
distorted his voice in a way guaranteed to send shivers of terror down the backs of helpless victims.
Like Dick, much as it galled him to admit it. He might be a badass in his own right--hewasn't one of the
Galaxy's Finest for nothing--but when it came to fighting off three guys in combat armor, he might as well
be Veronica Virgin at the Annual Convention of Vicious Mercenaries. One of those suits amplified aguy's
strength twenty times, simultaneously protecting him so well that a direct shot from a tank wouldn't do
much more than knock him on his ass.
Andonce he got up, he could peel the tank like a tin foil banana.
As for what he could do to a nakedCosCop ...
"Y'know," said the pirate sitting on Dick's right arm, "I haven't seen anything that looked this good since
we left Earth," It was hard to tell, but it looked like his face plate was directed toward Dick's cock,
which by now was as limp as month-old celery. Dick thought about the naked man on the pirate ship's
hull, and decided he definitelydidn't like the way this conversation was going.
yeep, whimpered Dick's cock, which didn't like it either.
Dick,you're the galactic hero--do something heroic.Or , hell, do something stupid. Just DO
SOMETHING!
Dick promptly started considering which of theCosCop regulationcliches to use.
That was NOT what I had in mind.
"Shut up," he thought. "Cliches,cliches ..."Let's see, there was, "You'll never get away with this" (Naahh.
They would.) "My brotherCosCops will hunt you down like the rabid dogs you are"?(Hah! Nobody ever
bought that one.) "You can run, but you can't hide"? (Boy, he wishedthey'd run.Far away.And he would
never, ever look for...)
"Let's fuck him," said the one on his left. Dick's steel blue eyes lost their heroic squint and went round as
baseballs.
"Me first!"
"Hey!"
"I caught him!"
"But you went first the last time, damnit..."
"Don't I even get dinner and a movie?" Dick whimpered.
"Look, we don't have time to argue," said the one on his left. "If the Captain finds out about this, we're
all fucked."
The pirate on his right jumped up. Dick instantly reached for theguy's boot with his freed hand, hoping to
trip him, but the man on his left grabbed his wrist and pinned it over his head. Dick bucked against the
floor, but there was absolutely no way he could budge 600 pounds of combat armor. The one that was
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standing popped the seals on his suit, and they released with a whoosh.
"Look what you've gotten us into," Dick thought furiously at his cock as the pirate began the complicated
process of pulling off his armor.
Me?
"Yes, you!You and your goddamn Miss April.If you hadn't been so goddamn overheated, I'd have been
watching out for goddamn pirates, and we wouldn't be pinned down waiting to get reamed up the..."
Tits, said Dick's cock.
Huh? Dick looked over at the pirate.And instead of hairy chest, he saw two of the prettiest breasts he'd
ever seen in his life. They were as rounded and white as the curve of an egg, and topped by two
luscious--and very hard--fat cherry nipples. As Dick watched, the rest of the armor dropped away to
reveal long, long legs and graceful arms and lush hips and a thick blonde bush. The helmet went last, and
when it thudded on the deck, he saw green eyes set a face every bit as lovely as the rest of thelady
pirate.
I have died, said Dick's cock, and gone to cock heaven.
"Hey, that's better," said the pirate on his feet, watching in approval as Dick's cock sat up and took
notice.
"But not good enough. You ask me, I think he needs a good tongue lashing," theblonde announced, and
pounced on him. A moment later, her pink mouth had slurped in hisschlong .
Wet, Dick's cock moaned, Wet and Hot. Oh, watch those teeth...Ahhh. That tongue, God, thatloooong
tongue, bet shecan lick her own hairline...Oh,yeaaahhh , that's right.
Wannaget married? Oh, God, suck, you bitch! If she ever wants to give up her life of crime, she could
always find work as a vacuum pump...
"Better cut that out,Jance ," advised one of the armored pirates, listening to Dick's ecstatic groans. The
blonde was rimming the head of his cock with her tongue. "He's about to come."
"Oh, don't be such a poop,Di ,"Jance replied, lifting her head. Dick whimpered in deprived lust. "Do you
know how long it's been since I've had a cock in my mouth?"
"Almost as long as it's been since I have," growledDi . "Get to it before the Captain catches us.She'll
want to hog him, the greedy bitch...Jesus, this guy's hung like a Clydesdale. Hurry up, goddamnit, I want
my turn."
"Alright, alright!"She let go and started to climb on top of him. Dick eyed her tits with longing, aching to
get his fingers on those nipples.
"Let go of my hands," he said, then blinked at the way his voice rasped. "I'll be good."
Very, very good, added Dick's cock.
"We can't do that," theblonde told him, running her long hands over the muscle swells of his chest.
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"Why not?" he asked, biting on a groan.
"Because we're pirates," explainedDi .
"Yeah," the other one added. "They'd drum us out of the union."
"Oh."
Theblonde had pulled his cock up to trace it around the lips of her cunt. She was incredibly creamy. She
closed her eyes and threw back her head with a long, sexy groan, then aimed him into her and began to
sink, her weight driving his cock in past her clamping cunt muscles. Atlast her lush ass was resting on his
hips, andJance rolled her head with an ecstatic shudder.
"God, it feels sogooood!!!" Dick, doing some shuddering of his own,couldn't agree more.
She began to move, raisingherself slowly, then sinking back down. Dick's cock nosed in and out of her
pussy with each slow jog, caressed by cream and heat and tight muscles. "Di,Di ,Di ,"Jance gasped.
"What,Jance ?"
"He's big,Di ."
"That's it," saidDi , letting go of his wrists and jumping to her feet. Her gloved hands began fumbling with
the release for the armor seals. Armor began to drop away, thudding on the floor as Dick watched with
glazed interest. She looked quite brown...
"Hey, what the hell are you doing,Di ?" demanded the pirate on his feet. "We're supposed to keep him
pinned, remember?"
"I am going to pin him,"Di announced, wriggling out of the last of her armor, her cocoa skin gleaming in
the light from the overheads. Her breasts were huge. "In fact, I'm gonna completely immobilize his face."
Dick barely had time to grin as she straddled his head and started to crouch. Suddenly she paused, and
arched her back to get her enormous tits out of the way so she could look down at him. "Are we fierce
pirates?"Di demanded, narrowing her big brown eyes at him.
"Oh yeah," Dick squeaked, his own eyes crossing a bit:Jance had speeded up and was now bouncing
vigorously on his cock. "Most ferocious pussy I've ever seen."
"That's right. And don't you forget it, either." She settled down over his face. Her springy bush tickled his
nose as he sent his tongue up to investigate her cunt. It was hot, pleasantly musky, and damn near as wet
already as the one presently sliding along his cock.
"Man," said a disgusted voice from the general direction of his feet. "Fuck duty."And he heard the distant
thuds of armor beginning to hit the deck. Two minutes later, long fingers closed over one of his wrists to
guide his hand to something furry and soft. He started investigating, discovering wet velvet pussy folds.
Dick stretched his hand out further to search for creamy depths while he licked vigorously at the cunt
over his head and hunched at the one spread across his hips.
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Boy, this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "moveable feast," noted his cock over the chorus of
moans, male and female.
Dick's endurancewasn't what it should be, after his long dry spell.But fortunately, the pirates had been
deprived for even longer, so they came as quickly as he did. For amoment he had the wonderful
sensation of being overwhelmed by wet, shivering orgasmic pussy...but then his attention wandered when
the fireworks went off in his balls.
When he came out of it, he was at the bottom of a luscious pile of limp women. "Well," Dick thought,
"I've been in tighter spots."
Not lately, said his cock, who should know.
"Hey, the night is young," he said aloud, eying the third pirate.Red haired--at both ends.
"It sure is,"Di told him. "And you ain't spending it sleeping, either. This is an all-girl crew, son--and there
are twenty of us. And since most of us haven't had any cock in months..."
"Twenty?" Dick squeaked.
Twenty,sighed Dick's cock. I dolooove a challenge!
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