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A Relic of the Pliocene by Jack London
Editor's Notes by Blake Linton Wilfong
Mammoths were huge, hairy, elephant-like mammals that inhabited cold regions
of Earth from 4 million to 10,000 years ago. These beasts were ideally suited
for the Ice Age, and cave paintings from that period depict
prehistoric men hunting them for food. Today, the fossil remains of mammoths
are commonplace in Alaska, often unearthed as prospectors pan gravel for gold.
Well preserved frozen bodies of mammoths have also be en found in Siberia.
Jack London based his story "A Relic of the Pliocene", published in
1901, upon these and other findings of the science of paleontology. But a s is
common in science fiction, he (or at least his character Thomas
Stevens) exaggerated the facts slightly to make the story more exciting.
The American mammoth (Mammuthus imperator), the largest known spe cies,
reached a height of "only" 14 feet.
I have illustrated "A Relic of the Pliocene" with artists'
conceptions of mammoths. These, along with Jack London's own colorfu l
characterizations and sparkling humor, round out this amusing yarn of modern
man pitted against prehistoric monster.
I wash my hands of him at the start. I cannot father his tales, nor will I be
responsible for them. I make these preliminary reservations, observe, to gua
rd my own integrity. I possess a certain definite position in a small way,
also a
wife; and for the good name of the community that honors my existence with its
approval, and for the sake of her posterity and mine, I cannot take the chanc
es
I once did, nor foster probabilities with the careless improvidence of youth.
So, I repeat, I wash my hands of him, this Nimrod, this mighty hunter, this
homely, blue-eyed, freckle-faced Thomas Stevens.
Having been honest to myself, and to whatever prospective olive branches m y
wife may be pleased to tender me, I can now afford to be generous. I shall not
criticize the tales Thomas Stevens told me, and, further, I shall withhold
judgment. If asked why, I can only add that judment I have none. Long have
I
pondered, weighed, and balanced, but never have my conclusions been twice the
same--forsooth! because Thomas Stevens is a greater man than I. If he has to
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ld truths, well and good; if untruths, still well and good. For who can prove?
Or
disprove? I eliminate myself from the proposition, while those of little faith
may do as I have done--go find the said Thomas Stevens, and discuss to his
face the various matters which, if fortune serve, I shall relate. As to where
he ma y be found? The directions are simple: anywhere between 53 north
latitude and the
Pole, on the one hand; and, on the other, the likeliest hunting grounds that
lie
between the east coast of Siberia and the farthermost Labrador. That he is
there, somewhere, within that clearly defined territory, I pledge the word of
an honorable man whose expectations entail straight speaking and right living.
Thomas Stevens may have toyed prodigiously with truth, but when we first m et
(it were well to mark this point), he wandered into my camp when I thought my
self a thousand miles beyond the outermost post of civilization. At the sight
of his human face, the first in weary months, I could have sprung forward and
fold ed him in my arms (and I am not by any means a demonstrative man); but to
hi m his visit seemed the most casual thing under the sun. He just strolled
into the
light of my camp, passed the time of day after the custom of men on beaten
trails, threw my snowshoes the one way and a couple of dogs the other, and so
made room for himself by the fire. Said he'd just dropped in to borrow a pin
ch of soda and see if I had any decent tobacco. He plucked forth an ancient
pipe
, loaded it with painstaking care, and, without as much as a by your leave,
whacked half the tobacco of my pouch into his. Yes, the stuff was fairly goo
d.
He sighed with the contentment of the just, and literally absorbed the smoke
from the crisping yellow flakes, and it did my smoker's heart good to behold
him.
Hunter? Trapper? Prospector? He shrugged his shoulders No; just sort of kn
ocking about. Had come up from the Great Slave some time since, and was
thinking of trapesing over into the Yukon. The Factor of Koshim had spoken
about the discoveries on the Klondike, and he was of a mind to run over for a
peep. I
noticed that he spoke of the Klondike in the archaic vernacular, calling it
the
Reindeer River--a conceited custom the Old Timers employ against the che
chaquos and all tenderfeet in general. But he did it so naively and as such a
matter of
course that there was no sting, and I forgave him. He also had it in view, he
said, before he crossed the divide into the Yukon, to make a little run up
Fort
o' Good Hope way.
Now Fort o' Good Hope is a far journey to the north, over and beyond the Cir
cle, in a place where the feet of few men have trod; and when a nondescript
ragamuffin comes in out of the night, from nowhere in particular, to sit by
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one's fire and discourse on such in terms of "trapesing" and "a little run",
it is fair time to rouse up and shake off the dream. Wherefore I looked about;
saw the fly, and, underneath, the pine boughs spread for the sleeping furs;
saw th e
grub sacks, the camera, the frosty breaths of the dogs circling on the edge of
the light; and, above, a great streamer of the aurora bridging the zenith from
southeast to northwest. I shivered. There is a magic in the northland night,
that steals in on one like fevers from malarial marshes. You are clutched and
downed before you are aware. Then I looked to the snowshoes, lying prone and
crossed where he had flung them. Also I had an eye on my tobacco pouch. Ha lf,
at least, of its goodly store had vamoosed. That settled it. Fancy had not
tricked
me after all.
Crazed with suffering, I thought, looking steadfastly at the man--one of thos
e wild stampeders, strayed far from his bearings and wandering like a lost
soul
through great vastnesses and unknown deeps. Oh well, let his moods slip on,
until, mayhap, he gathers his tangled wits together. Who knows?--the mere
sound of a fellow creature's voice may bring all straight again.
So I led him on in talk, and soon I marveled, for he talked of game and the
ways thereof. He had killed the Siberian wolf of westernmost Alaska, and the
cha mois in the secret Rockies. He averred he knew the haunts where the last
buffalo
still roamed; that he had hung on the flanks of the caribou when they ran by
the hundred thousand, and slept in the Great Barrens on the musk ox's winter
trai l.
And I shifted my judgment accordingly (the first revision, but by no account
the last), and deemed him a monumental effigy of truth. Why it was I know not,
but the spirit moved me to repeat a tale told me by a man who had dwelt in the
l and too long to know better. It was of the great bear that hugs the steep
slopes of
St. Elias, never descending to the levels of the gentler inclines. Now God so
constituted this creature for its hillside habitat that the legs of one side
are all of a foot longer than those of the other. This is mighty convenient,
as will
be readily admitted. So I hunted this rare beast in my own name, told it in th
e first person, present tense, painted the requisite locale, gave it the
necessary
garnishings and touches of verisimilitude, and looked to see the man stunne d
by the recital.
Not he. Had he doubted, I could have forgiven him. Had he objected, denyin g
the dangers of such a hunt by virtue of the animal's inability to turn about
and g o the other way, I could have taken him by the hand for the true
sportsman he was.
Not he. He sniffed, looked at me, and sniffed again; then gave my tobacco d ue
praise, thrust one foot into my lap, and bade me examine the gear. It was a
mukluk of the Innuit pattern, sewn together with sinew threads, and devoid o f
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beads or furbelows. But it was the skin itself that was remarkable. In that it
was all of half an inch thick, it reminded me of walrus hide; but there the
resemblance ceased, for no walrus ever bore so marvelous a growth of hair.
On the side and ankles this hair was well-nigh worn away, from friction with
underbrush and snow; but around the top and down the more sheltered back it
was coarse, dirty black, and very thick. I parted it with difficulty and
looked beneath for the fine fur that is common with northern animals, but
found it i n this case to be absent. This however, was compensated for by the
length. Ind eed, the tufts that had survived wear and tear measured all of
seven or eight inche s.
I looked up into the man's face, and he pulled his foot down and asked, "Fin d
hide like that on your St. Elias bear?"
I shook my head. "Nor on any other creature of land or sea," I answered
candidly. The thickness of it, and the length of the hair, puzzled me.
"That," he said, and said without the slightest hint of impressiveness, "that
came from a mammoth."
"Nonsense!" I exclaimed, for I could not forbear the protest of my unbelief.
"The mammoth, my dear sir, long ago vanished from the earth. We know it once
existed by the fossil remains we have unearthed, and by a frozen carcass the
Siberian sun saw fit to melt out from the bosom of a glacier; but we also kn
ow that no living specimen exists. Our explorers--"
At this word he broke in impatiently. "Your explorers? Pish! A weakly breed
. Let us hear no more of them. But tell me, O man, what you may know of the m
ammoth and his ways."
Beyond contradiction, this was leading to a yarn; so I baited my hook by
ransacking my memory for whatever data I possessed on the subject in hand
. To begin with, I emphasized that the animal was prehistoric, and marshaled
all my facts in support of this. I mentioned the Siberian sandbars that
abounded wit h ancient mammoth bones; spoke of the large quantities of fossil
ivory purcha sed from the Innuits by the Alaska Commercial Company; and
acknowledged ha ving myself mined six- and eight-foot tusks from the pay
gravel of the Klondike creeks. "All fossils," I concluded, "found amidst
debris deposited through countless ages."
"I remember when I was a kid," Thomas Stevens sniffed (he had a most con
founded way of sniffing), "that I saw a petrified watermelon. Hence, though
mistaken
persons sometimes delude themselves into thinking they are really growing o r
eating them, there are no such things as extant watermelons."
"But the question of food," I objected, ignoring his point, which was puerile
and without bearing. "The soil must bring forth vegetable life in lavish
abundance to support so monstrous creatures. Nowhere in the North is the so il
so
prolific. Ergo, the mammoth cannot exist."
"I pardon your ignorance concerning many matters of this Northland, for you
are a young man and have traveled little; but, at the same time, I am inclined
to
agree with you on one thing. The mammoth no longer exists. How do I know
? I
killed the last one with my own right arm."
Thus spake Nimrod, the Mighty Hunter. I threw a stick of firewood at the do gs
and bade them quit their unholy howling, and waited. Undoubtedly this liar o f
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singular felicity would open his mouth and requite me for my St. Elias bear.
"It was this way," he at last began, after the appropriate silence had
intervened. "I was in camp one day--"
"Where?" I interrupted.
He waved his hand vaguely in the direction of the northeast, where stretched a
terra incognita into which vastness few men have strayed and fewer emerged.
"I
was in camp one day with Klooch. Klooch was as handsome a little kamooks as
ever whined betwixt the traces or shoved nose into a camp kettle. Her father
was a full-blood malemute from Russian Pastilik on Bering Sea, and I bred her,
an d with understanding, out of a clean-legged bitch of the Hudson Bay stock.
I te ll you, O man, she was a corker companion. And now, on this day I have in
mi nd, she was brought to pup through a pure wild wolf of the woods--gray, and
long of
limb, with big lungs and no end of staying powers. Say! Was there ever the l
ike?
It was a new breed of dog I had started, and I could look forward to big thing
s.
"As I have said, she was brought neatly to pup, and safely delivered. I was
squatting on my hams over the litter--seven sturdy, blind little beggars--whe
n from behind came a bray of trumpets and crash of brass. There was a rush, li
ke the wind squall that kicks the heels of the rain, and I was midway to my
feet
when knocked flat on my face. At the same instant I heard Klooch sigh, ver y
much as a man does when you've planted your fist in his belly. You can stake
your
sack I lay quiet, but I twisted my head around and saw a huge bulk swaying
above me. Then the blue sky flashed into view and I got to my feet. A hairy
mount ain of flesh was just disappearing in the underbrush on the edge of the
open. I
caught a rear-end glimpse, with a stiff tail, as big in girth as my body,
standing out straight behind. The next second only a tremendous hole remain ed
in the thicket, though I could still hear sounds like a tornado dying quickly
awa y, underbrush ripping and tearing, and trees snapping and crashing.
"I cast about for my rifle. It had been lying on the ground with the muzzle
against a log; but now the stock was smashed, the barrel out of line, and the
working gear in a thousand bits. Then I looked for the slut, and--and what do
you suppose?"
I shook my head.
"May my soul burn in a thousand hells if there was anything left of her! Klo
och, the seven sturdy, blind little beggars--gone, all gone. Where she had
stretche d was a slimy, bloody depression in the soft earth, all of a yard in
diameter, an d around the edges a few scattered hairs."
I measured three feet on the snow, threw about it a circle, and glanced at
Nimrod.
"The beast was 30 long and 20 high," he answered, "and its tusks scaled over
six times three feet. I couldn't believe, myself, at the time, for all that it
had just happened. But if my senses had played me, there was the broken gun an
d the hole in the bush. And there was--or, rather, there was not--Klooch and
the pu ps.
O man, it makes me hot all over now when I think of it. Klooch! Another Ev
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e! The mother of a new race! And a rampaging, ranting, old bull mammoth, like
a second flood, wiping them, root and branch, off the face of the earth! Do
you wonde r that the blood-soaked earth cried out to high God? Or that I
grabbed the han d axe and took the trail?"
"The hand axe?" I exclaimed, startled out of myself by the picture. "The han d
axe, and a big bull mammoth, 30 feet long, 20 feet--"
Nimrod joined me in my merriment, chuckling gleefully. "Wouldn't it kill y
ou?"
he cried. "Wasn't it a beaver's dream? Many's the time I've laughed about it
since, but at the time it was no laughing matter, I was that danged mad, what
with the gun and Klooch. Think of it, O man! A brand-new, unclassified,
uncopyrighted breed, and wiped out before it opened its eyes or took out its
intention papers! Well, so be it. Life's full of disappointments, and rightly
so. Meat is best after a famine, and a bed softer after a hard trail.
"As I was saying, I took out after the beast with the hand axe, and clung to
it s heels down the valley; but when he circled back toward the head, I was
left
winded at the lower end. Speaking of grub, I might as well stop long enough to
explain a couple of points. Up thereabouts, among the mountains, is an almi
ghty curious formation. There is no end of little valleys, each like the other
much
as peas in a pod, and all neatly tucked away with straight, rocky walls rising
on all sides. And at the lower ends are always openings where the drainage o r
glaciers must have broken out. The only way in is through these mouths, and
they are small, and some smaller than others. As to grub--you've slushed
around on the rain-soaked islands of the Alaskan coast down Sitka way, most
likely, se eing
as you're a traveler. And you know how stuff grows there--big, juicy, and
jungly. Well, that's the way it was with those valleys. Thick, rich soil, with
ferns and grasses and such things in patches higher than your head. Rain thr
ee days out of four during the summer months; and food in them for a thousand
mammoths, to say nothing of small game for man.
"But to get back. Down at the lower end of the valley I got winded and gave
over. I began to speculate, for when my wind left me my dander got hotter a nd
hotter, and I knew I'd never know peace of mind till I dined on mammoth foo t.
And I knew, also, that that stood for skookum mamook pukapuk--excuse Chi nook,
I
mean there was a big fight coming. Now the mouth of my valley was very n
arrow, and the walls steep. High up on one side was one of those big pivot
rocks, or
balancing rocks, as some call them, weighing all of a couple hundred tons. Ju
st the thing. I hit back for camp, keeping an eye open so the bull couldn't
slip past, and got my ammunition. It was worthless with the rifle smashed; so
I
opened the shells, planted the powder under the rock, and touched it off with
slow fuse. Wasn't much of a charge, but the old boulder tilted up lazily and
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dropped down into place, with just space enough to let the creek drain nicely
.
Now I had him."
"But how did you have him?" I queried. "Who ever heard of a man killing a
mammoth with a hand axe? And, for that matter, with anything else?"
"O man, have I not told you I was mad?" Nimrod replied, with a slight
manifestation of sensitiveness. "Mad clean through, what of Klooch and the
gun?
Also, was I not a hunter? And was this not new and most unusual game? A
hand axe? Pish! I did not need it. Listen, and you shall hear of a hunt, such
as might have happened in the youth of the world when caveman rounded up the
kill with hand axe of stone. Such would have served me well. Now is it not a
fac t
that man can outwalk the dog or horse? That he can wear them out with the
intelligence of his endurance?"
I nodded.
"My valley was perhaps five miles around. The mouth was closed. There wa s no
way out. A timid beast was that bull mammoth, and I had him at my mercy. I got
on his heels again, hollered like a fiend, pelted him with cobbles, and raced
him
around the valley three times before I knocked off for supper. Don't you see
? A
racecourse! A man and a mammoth! A hippodrome, with sun, moon, and star s to
referee!
"It took me two months to do it, but I did it. And that's no beaver dream. Ro
und and round I ran him, me traveling on the inner circle, eating jerked meat
and
salmon berries on the run, and snatching winks of sleep between. Of course,
he'd get desperate at times and turn. Then I'd head for soft ground where the
cree k spread out, and lay anathema upon him and his ancestry, and dare him to
co me.
But he was too wise to bog in a mud puddle. Once he pinned me in against t he
walls, and I crawled back into a deep crevice and waited. Whenever he felt f
or me with his trunk, I'd belt him with the hand axe till he pulled out,
shrieking
fit to split my eardrums, he was that mad. He knew he had me and didn't hav e
me, and it near drove him wild. But he was no man's fool. He knew he was safe
a s long as I stayed in the crevice, and he made up his mind to keep me there.
A
nd he was dead right, only he hadn't figured on the commissary. There was neit
her grub nor water around that spot, so on the face of it he couldn't keep up
the siege. He'd stand before the opening for hours, keeping an eye on me and
flapping mosquitoes away with his big blanket ears. Then the thirst would c
ome on him and he'd ramp round and roar till the earth shook, calling me every
name he could lay tongue to. This was to frighten me, of course; and when he
thou ght
I was sufficiently impressed, he'd back away softly and try to make a sneak f
or the creek. Sometimes I'd let him get almost there--only a couple hundred
yar ds away it was--when out I'd pop and back he'd come, lumbering along like
the old landslide he was. After I'd done this a few times, and he'd figured it
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out, he changed his tactics. Grasped the time element, you see. Without a word
of warning, away he'd go, tearing for the water like mad, scheming to get
there and back before I ran away. Finally, after cursing me most horribly, he
raised the
siege and deliberately stalked off to the waterhole.
"That was the only time he penned me--three days of it--but after that the
hippodrome never stopped. Round, and round, and round, like a six days'
go-as-I-please, for he never pleased. My clothes went to rags and tatters, but
I
never stopped to mend, till at last I ran naked as a son of earth, with
nothing
but the old hand axe in one hand and a cobble in the other. In fact, I never
stopped, save for peeps of sleep in the crannies and ledges of the cliffs. As
for the bull, he got perceptibly thinner and thinner--must have lost several
tons at least--and nervous as a schoolmarm on the wrong side of matrimony
. When
I'd come up with him and yell, or lam him with a rock at long range, he'd ju
mp like a skittish colt and tremble all over. Then he'd pull out on the run,
tail and trunk waving stiff, head over one shoulder and wicked eyes blazing,
and the way he'd swear at me was something dreadful. A most immoral beast he
was, a murderer, and a blasphemer.
"But toward the end he quit all this, and fell to whimpering and crying like a
baby. His spirit broke and he became a quivering jelly mountain of misery.
He'd
get attacks of palpitation of the heart, and stagger around like a drunken man
, and fall down and bark his shins. And then he'd cry, but always on the run.
O
man, the gods themselves would have wept with him, and you yourself or an y
other man. It was pitiful, and there was so much of it, but I only hardened my
hear t and hit up the pace. At last I wore him clean out, and he lay down,
broken-winded, brokenhearted, hungry and thirsty. When I found he wouldn'
t budge, I hamstrung him, and spent the better part of the day wading into him
with the hand axe, he a-sniffing and sobbing till I worked in far enough to sh
ut him off. 30 feet long he was, and 20 high, and a man could sling a hammock
between his tusks and sleep comfortably. Barring the fact that I had run most
of the juices out of him, he was fair eating, and his four feet, alone,
roasted whole, would have lasted a man a twelvemonth. I spent the winter there
myse lf."
"And where is this valley?" I asked.
He waved his hand in the direction of the northeast, and said: "Your tobacco
is very good. I carry a fair share of it in my pouch, but I shall carry the
recollection of it until I die. In token of my appreciation, and in return for
the moccasins on your own feet, I will present to you these mukluks. They
commemorate Klooch and the seven blind little beggars. They are also souve
nirs of the oldest breed of animal on earth, and the youngest, and their chief
virtu e lies in that they will never wear out."
Having effected the exchange, he knocked the ashes from his pipe, gripped my
hand good night and wandered off through the snow. Concerning his tale, fo r
which I have already disclaimed responsibility, I recommend those of little
faith to visit the Smithsonian Institute. If they bring the requisite
credentials and do not come during vacation time, they will undoubtedly gai n
an audience with Professor Dolvidson. The mukluks are in his possession, and
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he will verify, not the manner in which they were obtained, but the material
of
which they are composed. When he states that they are made from the skin o f
the mammoth, the scientific world accepts his verdict. What more would you ha
ve?
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