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Trick or Treat | Andrea Speed
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ROAN looked at the articulated skeleton on his office door
with a frown. No.
Paris grinned, like he was making a joke. You are such
a stick in the mud. It s cute!
We re a detective agency. We don t put skeletons on our
doors or have bowls of candy on our desks, Roan exclaimed,
aware he was sounding just like an uptight asshole. Gods,
shoot him now. What kind of demented child would go trick
or treating at an office park anyway?
Paris plopped down behind his desk, where he had the
new addition of a bowl full of assorted candy right next to his
computer. There was a zombie hand sticking out of the
center of the bowl too, in case someone missed the whole
Halloween theme. Paris plucked a Tootsie Pop out of the
bowl and peeled off the wrapper with practiced ease. Okay,
you may have a point. I bet Doctor Izakawa would just hand
out toothbrushes and floss.
Izakawa was the resident dentist of the office park
where MK Investigations made its inexplicable home. And
you know Doctor Braunbeck is going to give out handfuls of
his gorp.
Paris snorted a laugh around his raspberry sucker.
See, there s the reason kids will come here. They go crazy
for gorp.
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And what is Chandler going to give out? A fifteen
percent off coupon for one will? Chandler was the head guy
at a law firm that was just a tad too classy to be called fly-
by-night, but only just. They were probably one ambulance
sprint away from being those guys who advertised on the
local stations at three in the morning, asking if you d ever
been hurt in a car accident.
See, now that might be a good deal. Wills are
expensive, and a five year old has to plan for the future.
Roan turned away before Paris could see that he had
gotten a smile out of him. Paris had a way of wearing down
his resistance, and he was doing it now. He had a good look
at the skeleton, which was more goofy than frightening, and
the fact that it had a paper feather boa only increased the
silly quotient.
You know, Paris said. You always said you loved
Halloween.
I do! But& .
But what?
Roan sighed, his shoulders sagging as he turned back to
face Paris. But then I became a cop and I learned to hate it.
It s a holiday like any other holiday. Drunk assholes use it as
an excuse to fuck shit up and be as irritating as possible.
Paris grimaced slightly, giving him a sympathetic look.
He was always too kind to Roan. You re not a cop anymore,
hon.
I know. But the hatred lingers.
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Paris started sifting through his bowl of candy. I bet
I ve got something to cheer you up.
There was possibly a dirty joke there, but he decided not
to make it. Instead, he decided to point out the obvious. You
bought that bowl of candy all for yourself, didn t you?
Paris nodded, the stick of the lollypop stuck in the
corner of his mouth like the world s thinnest cigarette. Yep.
But I got stuff for you too. Look. He pulled something out of
the bowl and tossed it at him.
Roan caught at it and saw it was a tiny wrapped dark
chocolate peppermint candy. He did like them, but he
objected to the candy companies calling them fun sized.
Fun for whom exactly? Now you re bribing me.
Paris s grin was brilliant and way too sexy. Yep. And
that s not the end of the bribery.
Roan ripped open the candy wrapper and popped the
chocolate disc in his mouth. It was a little sweet; he
genuinely preferred the British version of this candy, which
was less sweet and more bitter, but he didn t like to say it
because it made him seem like a snobby, pretentious
asshole. Do I have to guess?
Paris wrapped the sucker back up and put it down on
his desk, which was honestly kind of gross. But then he
stood up and sauntered over to Roan, a seductive grin
curving his lips. Nope. He wrapped his arms around Roan
and pulled him into a deep, surprising kiss. The raspberry
Tootsie pop actually tasted pretty good combined with the
chocolate mint.
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Roan reluctantly pushed away from the kiss, his lips
sticky with sugar. You just want the night off, he accused.
Paris smiled and nodded. We should go home and have
our own version of trick or treat.
Roan was unable to hide his smile this time. Is trick a
pun?
Could be. You ll have to come home with me to find
out.
Roan knew he was being manipulated by Par, who was
brilliant at it, but he couldn t really complain. He was going
home with the sexiest guy in the world, who seemed to love
him in spite of the fact that he was an uptight candy snob.
Fine, we ll close up.
Paris kissed him on the tip of his nose. You won t be
sorry. I m gonna make you love Halloween again, even if it
kills me.
Roan sort of doubted he d ever love it again, but it would
sure be damn fun to try.
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ANDREA SPEED writes way too much. She is the Editor In
Chief of CxPulp.com, where she reviews comics as well as
movies and occasionally interviews comic creators. She also
has a serial fiction blog where she writes even more, and she
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might be willing to review you, if you ask nicely enough, but
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